Gers Are Still Gers

[red-perrier]

Originally Posted by OceanEleven

I guess that's why we always plug one of their "mouth" with one of our "head".

of cos we try to use our other head to plug the other mouth. but at the end, her bigger mouth also making a lot of noise. we do all we can to silence her mouths, so we end up with headaches

[Virginhell]

Interesting thread.....

Yeah, last sunday just went shopping and dinner with my girl, here's a summary of wat we did after dinner:


ME: Hey dear, long time never go out with u, I sayang u tonite, u go buy wat you want (I know if I don't say that, she will still ask anyway, so better for me to say first).

MY BITCH: Huh? I dunno what I want leh.....

ME: Nevermind, we go walk walk ard Suntec and see lor...

MY BITCH: Suntec don't have my type of clothes leh...too office wear liao.

ME: You not a kid, wat for u wan to buy kid's clothes?

MY BITCH: Kids ur head, I just like to buy cuter clothes. Let's go Marina Square.

ME: Okay...

MY BITCH (at Marina Square): Down here got nothing I want leh....

ME: (Phew!, Sliently praying....and thanking God)

MY BITCH: Let's go Orchard instead...Taka....

ME: (Oh fuck....)

MY BITCH (at Orchard, Taka): Wah lau...u tonight very lucky, cannot find anything I want leh....wat a waste of time!

ME: Haha....nevermind take ur time (and thanking God....but again too soon)

MY BITCH (at bag store): Hmm....this bag look very cute...which one shld I get? Pink or the white one?

ME: Oh....white one better...pink too kiddy for u...

(Fast forward....white bag was chosen and bought for a price of $369)


ME: So how, u happy boh, why u don't look that satisfied?

MY BITCH: Dunno leh....next time u give me surprise better ok....I'll wait for ur surprise hor....

ME: (Act blur) What u mean surprise?

MY BITCH: Errh.....just now we passed by Burberry (i don't know how to spell)...just get me any bag lor....

ME: Huh? I dunno wat bag u like...lata I buy wrong how?

MY BITCH: Just get anything lor....(hinting to me that the costs for the bags are all over $1,000)

ME: (In my heart....crazy bitch...u tink I print money?)

[Deep Blue]

Originally Posted by Virginhell

Interesting thread.....
Yeah, last sunday just went shopping and dinner with my girl, here's a summary of wat we did after dinner:
ME: (In my heart....crazy bitch...u tink I print money?)

Well, they do not require stimulation when it comes to shopping, especially when they are not the one footing the bill, hence you will face a trigger happy scenario. Never under estimate the appetite of them (us too), hence for no reason do not ever give them a surprise gift you the next gift will be 10% more costly than the previous one. Like you said, we do not print money but sometimes they do think that we grow them in our backyard. On second thoughts, better just stick with the special days in a year, Valentines Day, Birthday, X,mas, Anniversaries, these are enough to kill yourself. Other then that will depend on how fast you “grow” your money.

[red-perrier]

Originally Posted by Deep Blue

Well, they do not require stimulation when it comes to shopping, especially when they are not the one footing the bill, hence you will face a trigger happy scenario. Never under estimate the appetite of them (us too), hence for no reason do not ever give them a surprise gift you the next gift will be 10% more costly than the previous one. Like you said, we do not print money but sometimes they do think that we grow them in our backyard. On second thoughts, better just stick with the special days in a year, Valentines Day, Birthday, X,mas, Anniversaries, these are enough to kill yourself. Other then that will depend on how fast you “grow” your money.

sometimes we try our best to keep things stapled to the important dates, but nothing beats the situation; from waiting to pick her up at the pick-up point, to getting a summon from her royal highness to go park the car, go inside the mall join her at the cashier, to foot the bill for something that seemed only applicable for an anniversary and/or valentine's combined.

[Tomahawk]

Originally Posted by OceanEleven

I guess that's why we always plug one of their "mouth" with one of our "head".

Wah brother OceanEleven, you're still active in the thread that you started three years ago! Peifu peifu... My old threads all si kiao kiao liao.

[zunbo]

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
'Please wake me at 5:00 AM ' He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the ! man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.


WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'

'Yep,! ' the wife replied , 'in-laws


WOMEN'S REVENGE

'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.
'No,' she replied, ' but my husband refused to come shopping with me,

and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.

W O R D S

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...

30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'

CREATION

A ma n said t o his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.'

The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, 'You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.'
The husband said, ' You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can! just wait for my coffee.'
Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.'
Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says..........'HEBREWS'


God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

LOL

[pfingo]

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.

He shoots his friend and kills him.

Wife says : "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".

[red-perrier]

man comes home to find his best friend screwing his wife.

in a fit of fury, he raised his hands on his cheating wife. he packed her stuff in a luggage, banished her to her mom's.

after all was over, he turned to his best friend and said: "BAD DOG!!"

[Schweinehund]

Originally Posted by red-perrier

after all was over, he turned to his best friend and said: "BAD DOG!!"

What a dirty dog! Must be one hell of a bitch.

[Deep Blue]

Originally Posted by pfingo

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.

He shoots his friend and kills him.

Wife says : "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".

Bro Pfingo got "fingered" badly, huh?

[Five Stone]

I don’t get it. Why are there such people who are attached, married etc coming in here asking for advice of how to bonk other’s wives, GFs, best friend sisters, best friend GFs or asking advice of where to find MILFs, ONS, or asking how to dump a fling because already have a steady GF, getting married soon etc. Better still, there are some losers who got the girl pregnant and have the cheek to ask where to go for abortion. Why do they have the cheek to ask such things? I mean if it already happened, then fine, I don’t mind reading a good narration about it but not asking for such things.

I despised such people, if wanna do it then do it discreetly and up to his own ability to achieve it and not boldly asking in the forum. Such losers are really cyber hero and real life zero.

[suteerak1099]

Originally Posted by Five Stone

I don’t get it. Why are there such people who are attached, married etc coming in here asking for advice of how to....... I despised such people, if wanna do it then do it discreetly and up to his own ability to achieve it and not boldly asking in the forum. Such losers are really cyber hero and real life zero.

bro 5stone, no choice la. this is how the world is, some've come share their experiences, some've come to dictate others's experiences... 1 can impart knowledge, bt its also subject to the capacity of the learner/ enquirer.

[Five Stone]

Originally Posted by suteerak1099

bro 5stone, no choice la. this is how the world is, some've come share their experiences, some've come to dictate others's experiences... 1 can impart knowledge, bt its also subject to the capacity of the learner/ enquirer.

Still I beg to differ on the questions asked by some folks here, morally challenging, perhaps a little too much for old tarts like me.

[ekemono]

may I contribute with a picture?

http://www.uncovertheinternet.com/wp...-vs-women4.gif

[pussyman72]

Originally Posted by OceanEleven

ME : What do you want to eat??
GF : Anything will do......
ME : Ok, chicken rice then.
GF : But I don't feel like having rice leh....
ME : Ok, mee goreng then.....
GF : Don't want, too oily.....
ME : Fishball noddle soup....
GF : Yeeeee...So plain....
ME : Then what you want???
GF : Anything lor.......

lol bro i think got one can give her. not rice, not oily, not plain and is good for health. banana lol joking

ah ya girl are like this lol dont talk about eating. they said want to do this later u do liao they said dont want liao blah blah blah. sometime i also almost give my girl make me until i wanna ki siao

lol wah this post so long liao never notice lol. never mind