Impromptu drinking session - Page 126

LastVeryLong · #**1876** 15-01-2013, 07:32 PM

Any upcoming meetup. Keen to join. =)

flowbow · #**1877** 15-01-2013, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by LastVeryLong

Any upcoming meetup. Keen to join. =)

But you can LastHowLong first?

Sexcapade · #**1878** 15-01-2013, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by flowbow

But you can LastHowLong first?

LOL. This question is still funny even after a few times.

Still no answer from the person in question means that he is not that confident he can last very long after all. Just a cock and bull nickname to raise the ego. HAHA

Perhaps he should change to 2minsCumLiao :P

flowbow · #**1879** 15-01-2013, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Sexcapade

LOL. This question is still funny even after a few times.

Still no answer from the person in question means that he is not that confident he can last very long after all. Just a cock and bull nickname to raise the ego. HAHA

Perhaps he should change to 2minsCumLiao :P

Thanks... Proud to be the person who came up with such a humorous chak question

2minsCumLiao tak match la... Should be LastTwoMinutes...

LastVeryLong · #**1880** 15-01-2013, 09:55 PM

Once, I've tried on a lady in a hotel with the TV on. It was showing HBO when I started to pound on her. The movie ended and I'm not done yet. Should be over 90mins of action excluding foreplay.

That's about it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sexcapade

LOL. This question is still funny even after a few times.

Still no answer from the person in question means that he is not that confident he can last very long after all. Just a cock and bull nickname to raise the ego. HAHA

Perhaps he should change to 2minsCumLiao :P

Sexcapade · #**1881** 15-01-2013, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by LastVeryLong

Once, I've tried on a lady in a hotel with the TV on. It was showing HBO when I started to pound on her. The movie ended and I'm not done yet. Should be over 90mins of action excluding foreplay.

That's about it.

Liar. It was showing the credited names of actors, director, producers, lighting execs, scriptwriter, etc of the HBO movie when you turn it on. Once you are done, that would be exactly 2 mins. Hahaha

Change to Last2mins now.

Kidding, bro. Dont be angry ya.

LastVeryLong · #**1882** 15-01-2013, 10:07 PM

No worries. I hate to boost but most guys can never confirm how long I can last. It's always hearsay from the ladies. Cause I don't bang guys. =)

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Originally Posted by Sexcapade

Liar. It was showing the credited names of actors, director, producers, lighting execs, scriptwriter, etc of the HBO movie when you turn it on. Once you are done, that would be exactly 2 mins. Hahaha

Change to Last2mins now.

Kidding, bro. Dont be angry ya.

flowbow · #**1883** 15-01-2013, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by LastVeryLong

No worries. I hate to boost but most guys can never confirm how long I can last. It's always hearsay from the ladies. Cause I don't bang guys. =)

I think you mean "boast"...

LastVeryLong · #**1884** 15-01-2013, 10:31 PM

Yeah. Uncle grammar sux..

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Originally Posted by flowbow

I think you mean "boast"...

flowbow · #**1885** 15-01-2013, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by LastVeryLong

Yeah. Uncle grammar sux..

Uncle can last 90 minutes considered very zai already...

LastVeryLong · #**1886** 15-01-2013, 10:41 PM

All credits to the girl. =)

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Originally Posted by flowbow

Uncle can last 90 minutes considered very zai already...

Sexcapade · #**1887** 15-01-2013, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by LastVeryLong

All credits to the girl. =)

Let's break it down.

5 mins - sweet talk
30 mins - foreplay
20 mins - oral
10 mins - stroking
20 mins - whistling and trying to get the bird to stand up
3 mins - trying to fit the rubber in
2 mins - real action

That is the whole 90 mins process. Hahahahah

So sorry bro. I feel so bad for always making fun of you. Ok. You are good. Kudos. Must teach everyone else how you acquire such skills? You drink alot of Power Root?

PPGirl · #**1888** 15-01-2013, 10:51 PM

wow! thread hijacked!

LastVeryLong · #**1889** 15-01-2013, 10:59 PM

It's all in the mind; mind over matter. =)

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Originally Posted by Sexcapade

Let's break it down.

5 mins - sweet talk
30 mins - foreplay
20 mins - oral
10 mins - stroking
20 mins - whistling and trying to get the bird to stand up
3 mins - trying to fit the rubber in
2 mins - real action

That is the whole 90 mins process. Hahahahah

So sorry bro. I feel so bad for always making fun of you. Ok. You are good. Kudos. Must teach everyone else how you acquire such skills? You drink alot of Power Root?

rockafella04 · #**1890** 16-01-2013, 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by vin2324

I'll be there.......at 7pm

I wanna go!