Attention all ladies, i am 34 this year and Horny

[PowerTAN_P_W]

one day hokkienguy went to an adult toy shop to buy a dildo for himself. the dildos in the shop came in different sizes so in order to buy the right size hokkienguy immediately took off his pants and insert the size S dildo up his ass and shouted 'Jin Jia Song!'

next he shaft the size M dildo up his ass and shouted 'Si Beh Song!'. feeling that size M is still not big enough he tried the size L dildo and shouted 'Kan Pua Song!'

the shop keeper approached him and said: 'I don't care how Song you are but please fuck off from my shop as my customers have all ran away and i am now SIBEH BUAY SONG!!!'

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[PowerTAN_P_W]

swimmers in a public pool shower room are amazed when they saw hokkienguy walking in for a shower.

swimmer: hokkienguy i thought u vowed never to step in here again after that tragic incident which happened to you when you dropped a soap last month?

hokkienguy smiles and said: no worries bro, can't you see i already have a butt plug in my ass?

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[HappyOwl]

Originally Posted by PowerTAN_P_W

Rgds,
Ah Wee

Master, cool! Cool, master! First time I see the humor in you & read your stories until I'Gin Ka Gin Chiu Song'!

[WOOHOO]

best!!

[Lamborghini]

Bro PowerTan, you enjoy writing stories too !

Have a good weekend.

[Stewardess]

Support my IDOL POWERTAN !!!

[PowerTAN_P_W]

Originally Posted by WOOHOO

best!!

Originally Posted by Lamborghini

Bro PowerTan, you enjoy writing stories too !

Have a good weekend.

Originally Posted by Stewardess

Support my IDOL POWERTAN !!!

You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching
Love like you'll never be hurt
Sing like there's nobody listening
And live like it's heaven on earth

a perfect description of the life of a man with 'seh' by William W. Purkey

WHAT A 'SEH' ! WHAT A LIFE !!!

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[HCKing]

Originally Posted by PowerTAN_P_W

You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching
Love like you'll never be hurt
Sing like there's nobody listening
And live like it's heaven on earth

a perfect description of the life of a man with 'seh' by William W. Purkey

WHAT A 'SEH' ! WHAT A LIFE !!!

Rgds,
Ah Wee

wah nw got poem somemore.

[PowerTAN_P_W]

Originally Posted by HCKing

wah nw got poem somemore.

there are limitations to words. no amount of words can fully illustrate the superiority of Power Tan's 'seh'.

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[PowerTAN_P_W]

Let's all sing together in recognition of the man with 'seh'.

1 2 3

3 2 1

Power Tan

Number One

1 2 3

3 2 1

Power Tan

No Horse Run

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[corei5]

Originally Posted by PowerTAN_P_W

Let's all sing together in recognition of the man with 'seh'.

1 2 3

3 2 1

Power Tan

Number One

1 2 3

3 2 1

Power Tan

No Horse Run

Rgds,
Ah Wee

How come u sound more and more like our local talent Steven lim

Errrrrrrrrr

[PowerTAN_P_W]

Originally Posted by corei5

How come u sound more and more like our local talent Steven lim

Errrrrrrrrr

the likes of him or Kurt Tay are nowhere near the 'seh' of Power Tan.

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[corei5]

Some low ball idiot ganag zap me but no dare to put nick at the same time

I guess steven lim is still popular here and have many supporter, I never know the taste of the low ball gang have so heavy taste one. ha ha

[PowerTAN_P_W]

On a hot sunny afternoon act smart dumbass totally and maid hunting despo ningcaichen are both shopping in a sex toy shop when a robber came in suddenly and commanded the shopkeeper and every single customers to handover their money.

act smart dumbass totally gave a smirk and said: it's so smart of me never to bring any cash but credit cards whenever i do my shopping. haha.

maid hunting despo ningcaichen immediately stuff a $100 notes into totally's pocket and said: keep it bro, this is the $100 i borrowed from you last week.

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[sassysunshine]

Originally Posted by PowerTAN_P_W

On a hot sunny afternoon act smart dumbass totally and maid hunting despo ningcaichen are both shopping in a sex toy shop when a robber came in suddenly and commanded the shopkeeper and every single customers to handover their money.

act smart dumbass totally gave a smirk and said: it's so smart of me never to bring any cash but credit cards whenever i do my shopping. haha.

maid hunting despo ningcaichen immediately stuff a $100 notes into totally's pocket and said: keep it bro, this is the $100 i borrowed from you last week.

Rgds,
Ah Wee

HAHAHAHAHA DAFUQ IS THIS???????!!!!!!!!

LOL really power!