Searching for a cocktail pick to poke my lychee. :p (In need of a fling/FB.)

[sex4LiFe]

Martini, vodka, gin, burbon, beer, wine... aren't they all just alcohol?

Doesn't mean u drink Martini means u are James Bond.
Doesn't mean u drink Burbon you'll keep on walking rite?

I say - Got alcohol, whatever type it is, just drink.

[tookara]

LatexDolly?

[all4great2]

Originally Posted by sex4LiFe

Martini, vodka, gin, burbon, beer, wine... aren't they all just alcohol?

Doesn't mean u drink Martini means u are James Bond.
Doesn't mean u drink Burbon you'll keep on walking rite?

I say - Got alcohol, whatever type it is, just drink.

Like Comrade Deng once said "Black pussy, white pussy ... can catch my 'mouse' means good pussy"

[tuxedosam]

Originally Posted by blackknight24

1st of all,better than you paying $$$ to screw a unlicensed -no check up FL baby hippo for a price of $100 .i have no time, or heart to type out such crap to impress people. i guess os far you are the onyl crap doing that, in fact you are even more desperate than the pack of the wolves. i believe anyone can see that. carry on your shit

bwahahahaha...you're really 'cute', you know?

ermmm...yeah, desperate? unlike many members the so-called 'wolf pack' you described, i've yet to submit my 'CV' to the TS. you can check with her. actually, i never had any intention to. probably because i have always been and am still skeptical. i participated in this thread outta a spirit of self-indulgence and fun...but just look at what i stirred up in some immature and insecure twat... nonetheless, i apologise to all 'by-standers' for the inconvenience caused by this flamebaiter. and as for the long-ish wanks i posted...seriously, if anyone doesn't dig such shit or finds it tedious, just move on. it's neither your loss nor mine.

well, i'll let you speak for yourself then. let's just check out the good bro's posting history. yes, it's amazing what the 'search' function can dig up, right? abrasive, taunt-laden and braindead would seem rather apt descriptions of his best work. and let's not even go into his recent brush with an STD. hmmm...

still, despite his aggression and uncouthness (which has also been pointed out in other threads), he did managed to plug the name of some other samster repeatedly and odiously earlier in this thread. now why would someone who doesn't have anything particularly good to say about anyone other than himself do that? in addition, although the nicks were registered on different dates, they do share a strikingly similar recent posting history. while the blackknight nick was registered sometime in nov '07, the other nick in question had actually been very active for a much longer time in this forum only to see only sporadic action suddenly after dec '05. interestingly, it became active again around the same time (in nov '07) that our dark knight was born (and turned active), only to similarly disappear (as per, guess who?) as drastically at the very end of that same month. both nicks were totally mothballed after that, until only very recently, coincidentally. seems someone came outta lurking cuz he was scared shitless by what he thought was an STD! boggles the mind, but it's true, apparently. hmph... of course this could all just be an uncanny coincidence. maybe they're just twins or two-thirds of an MMF tag team. it's not impossible. the shared style of expression and linguistic abilities (or lack of) is not inconsistent nonetheless. just look at the evidence and do the math. anyway, i won't be drawn into any conclusions whatever the case may actually be. but of course if it turns out that he really IS just a cloned sockpuppet of the other nick, then his reckless bravado and desperate posturing here is really quite sad and laughable lor. i mean he would have been practically (and shamelessly) peddling himself. and possibly hoping to get lucky. and that's despite how he mocked the other members of what he terms the 'wolf pack'. take a good look at who is the low one around, eh? tsktsk. so on top of being rude, incoherent and not exactly the smartest act around, he would be able to add hypocritical, dishonest and duplicitous to his prized qualities. congratulations! so who's being desperate now? well, everyone can see, yeah?

you need help, dude, and not just for ailments afflicting your genitals. seriously.

hmph, bro profane's conclusion is interesting. i had a similar thought briefly too. never mind...

anyway, this show is over, so on to the next lobang.

cheers.

[lychee-martini]

Latex Dolly? Why don't you say Filia Lunae? There are alot of girls here who are educated and can write well. I'm certainly not Latex Dolly because I attempted to hire her for a threesome with my FB and she didn't get back to me. What more is there to say? Till now, I have yet to find another girl to successfully engage in a threesome with. There have been interested parties but if people are not mutually attracted, it can't work either.

Honestly, my only conclusion to date is that a cruel place like SBF is not for someone like myself. The search ends here. Remaining applicants will be reviewed but it's pretty hopeless I have to say.

blackknight24, one simple question, do you feel you are more game than tuxedosam? YES/NO

[bape]

maybe u meet up with me before u speak i am not trying anyway for u to meet up with me. there is always someone out there

[spunk4lot]

Wow... this sure turns out ugly..
Dear Lychee, i would like to have someone to have a meal or drinks with whenever i go to Singapore, would you have another possible vacancy for that position ?

[findme]

Originally Posted by yohooo

a girl has an itchy cb and wants a FB, whoever wants to poke this itchy cb, if can impress her, good fuck for u then happy, if she dont want u, then also no need to suck thumb. there are so many better ones out there. i believe in game theory, too many people going for 1 is not good at all.

Does itchy = filled with STDs? ;p

[MsCurvylicious]

Why do you guys bore people with your silly quarrels and fights in someone else's thread?

Go start up your own thread, its fun reading her posts and comments, and interesting people's POV in replies.

People like black totally ruins it. GETTA Life?

[assrammer]

funny seeing this, profane, is the one fucker that makes this whole place more interesting......

well, so i follow the lead and check latexdolly's last post, which is 110609. lychee's joined and first post, 110609. coincidence huh? plus the very similar first post, that gave it away. as the chinese saying goes "dog/bitch cannot change it's habit of eating shit"

maybe trying to spread std here, but then again, all those that meet with her, under moderation, so, let's not take that too seriously either. openly asking people to fuck her sure got some agenda. that 'cannot openly ask people in real life' bullshit, it's not cannot ask, there's no need to. pretty gals just need to smile, smile some more, and keep smiling. done, tonight sure get laid.

then there's minty mint, first post, 120609, one day after. but date joined is ten days before. may be the same person also. bloody hell.

i thought latexdolly was a young stupid gal who wants to make some easy money through her oiled CB, but seems like, she fucking got issues, very serious ones, maybe it's becos she tio some std so now going through a lot of stress and mental turmoil. fuck is wrong with you?

plus that curvili-my-ass post just before me, you another young stupid fat CB that cannot tio fuck properly, i hope all yo'al tio same fate as that STD siao latexdolly, now trying hard to spread her disease, knn, jia lat bastards.

[Minty Mint]

Originally Posted by assrammer

then there's minty mint, first post, 120609, one day after. but date joined is ten days before. may be the same person also. bloody hell.

Bro,

I'm myself as in real Minty Mint. Why am i got into this thread??? First, I posted on Miss Lychee - Martini thread becos she was talking about designer heels. I am a sneaker freak myself who is crazy sneakers and designer heels (due to my gf).

So far, I have not misuse any thread in SBF. I have been working hard to earn my rep pts by post pic and wrote some humble words/statement on some samster threads.


Just wanna to made my name clear.


Thanks

[FBInsp]

This thread is sooo interesting man... its almost like tcs drama series... dunno how is the next episode gonna show....

[tookara]

who is latexdolly? im now confused

[woshixiong]

got money got honey no money honey also wan money..

if you're rich
girls wans jimmy choos

if you're no that rich girls
also wan nike addidas

so far this is like a story thread. still no high rep bros here type FR so i just assume reading this is a complete waste of time. and its funny there are ppl quarreling with each other for what u may know this lychee may actually be a guy waiting for ur cocktail to poke his backside. LOL. get real.

[naturegreen]

Wow Wow Wow, getting all so exciting and dramatic now. A lady in search for a FB, then now calling off the search abruptly after some dude here managing to identify her as a hoax. In fact she has managed to satisfy her own ego with so many guys longing for her lychees and abalone. LOL. But then well again. NATO once again. Ironically, I think guys out there seeking are more real and realistic rather then the "females" here. Looking forward to next lady in search for some ego-boosting experience.

woshixiong, Haha that was a good one.