Everything you want to know about Swinger Cruises

[Angmolover]

As mentioned in earlier posts on this thread. The November swinger cruise by Bliss has gone and come back. The reviews on it are good so far and that bodes well for the next cruise in April. Here is a review by someone on Reddit who was actually on the cruise.

Bliss Cruise Review Nov 2021

Bliss Cruise Nov 2021 Review.

I've reviewed many lifestyle cruises over the years, and I've met people who've read my reviews and that review was the reason they were on the trip. Kinda cool, I should get kick backs (I keed).

Every cruise is a bit different and has some different pros and cons. One thing to be careful about as a reviewer is to not let your experiences with the lifestyle part color the review. What I mean by that is if we met great couples and played until 4am every morning with mindblowing sex, odds are I'd be less critical of the food or general entertainment. Likewise if I'm annoyed I'm striking out I might be more inclined to complain about things that aren't really an issue.

So lets break this down from a cruise and lifestyle perspective. I won't focus too much on Covid issues as those will age badly and be more of a “oh yea I remember” for anyone who read this either from their sealed bunker, or normal life depending on how things go the next few years. The only place Covid was an issue in terms of how things were done was in the cafeteria buffets.

Gone are the self serve and in are the they serve you. This is rather awkward when you have to ask for salt. Added a few stations were still self serve sort of reinforcing that Covid was a concept to be CYA about less than real fears. It was mildly annoying and probably saved me 3 lbs so its a win there. So that it for Covid differences, it really was about the only thing outside of crew wearing masks.

There were also two medical emergencies on the ship which I was involved with in 1 and have details about the other I can't share. Everyone was fine as of now from them. On a ship of 4000 people accidents and heart attacks happen. I only bring it up because you will hear about an airlift (the second I have seen on a lifestyle cruise). If there is a place to have a emergency outside of a hospital, its a swinger event. There were at least 8 doctors (probably more) who came to peoples aid, as well as nurses, and dozens of people trying to donate blood for the major injury. Swingers are good people as a group and it was very impressive how fast people tried to help.

But back to the review, this might be less detailed than some in our past, probably because of been there done that syndrome and also because we were pretty low key this cruise.

So the Cruise basics.

Getting on was amazingly easy, far more so than most cruises in the past, which was really surprising, as I expected a lot of people to have issues with documentations with Covid restrictions. We literally just did our thing at a few stations and walked on the boat.

Ship very nice – very big - Some issues in our room with someone breaking the toilet flushing mechanism in cabin area, but that happens, lots of people don't pay attention to what you can flush.

Crew – Very polite and nice, even more male than usual for a lifestyle cruise, but service actually far better than on most lifestyle cruises.

Bar – I don't drink much, but my friends do on these trips and the bars were much easier to get drinks from than in the past cruises. Maybe because the ship was undersold due to Covid issues, but the system seems a lot better than we've experienced.

Food – Standard but the main buffet, while not bad, was basically the same food all week with little change. My guess, and its only a guess its that it was done to funnel people to the specialty restaurants that seem to be the norm for cruises these days. Either way despite the lack of variety no complaints (unlike some past lifestyle cruises).

Shows – We didn't do a lot of shows, the water show they had was surprisingly good, they had a showing of cats we missed, a comedy show we missed, etc. We rarely do the shows on these cruises since we like to mingle and meet so maybe someone else can inform there.

Excursions – Normal for a cruise, except they always try to add “clothing optional” ones which 80% of the time is a rip off, because swingers see clothing optional and know where the party is most likely going to be. We did our own and saved a lot of money, but we had friends to go with. If you are new to cruising, sticking to the set ones will keep you from getting into trouble.

Lifestyle aspect.

Ok you are on a boat with 4k people, most are swingers (not everyone who goes is), so if you are looking for fun you have a good chance of finding it. Nightly theme parties (though I wish the themes were more open to creativity, but thats a me thing), loud music, people dancing badly all normal swinger party fare, and every day. Most people meet and mingle on the pool deck, hot tubs, and around the bars. They had a big outdoor play room which was great, until it rained, but everyone has cabins too.

(Newbie advice).

TALK TO PEOPLE. Don't be afraid to approach people and introduce yourself, don't be shy, don't hope people come up to you. This is important at your local club and even a swingers cruise. Maybe you are so hot people will just risk coming up to you while you look stiff and uncomfortable, but as someone pretty normal looking, when we were shy our first cruise that didn't happen.

Added don't be afraid to really dress up and dress provocative or funny, or something attention getting at the theme parties, its a great way to break the ice. I've had an amazing amount of fun over the years in stupid costumes.

(end newbie advice)

One thing this cruise didn't seem to have were a lot of good ice breakers and interactive shows like we've seen on other cruises. I don't think we missed them as other frequent cruisers told me the same thing. No scavenger hunts, no trivia, no “quest” game, nor marriage game, all which usually had a swinger twist on past cruises, and were a good way to interact with people.

There are a good number of meet and greets, which are nice, though somewhat ironically outside of some fetish or choice ones (bi couples, full, soft, and surprisingly still having a bbc one which I won't pontificate on), were pretty generic. One funny thing we found was they have a M&G for under 45, and a M&G for over 55, but none for the main demographic of of 45-55. We joked we could be the high end of the under 45 or the youngest at the over 55 and be fresh meat again. Either way a lot of people mentioned they would like something more focused on that 40-55 age range. Added they should probably have a few for the very young crowd too, we know how hard that can be to find from our first cruise...10 years ago.. damn getting old is annoying. It might be cool for a few based on hobbies or interests but maybe thats a bridge to far.

Over all – While the cruise seemed a lot lower energy, (and maybe it was just due to the ship style having things more spread out), it was definitely a good time I'd recommend to any level of swinger. You can go from just observing, to whatever crazy extreme you can think of. I didn't touch on a lot of things like the dungeon (they had one, never used it), so just take this as a general, review and be sure to ask questions as others may have more input

[megachiongster]

hi angmolover!
just curious, are you handsome or attractive in real life? i am sincerely asking as I am too hoping to find FWB, but I am not sure where can I go start looking for them.

preferably married FWB so that we both can keep secrets.
would you have some advice?

Originally Posted by Angmolover

As mentioned in earlier posts on this thread. The November swinger cruise by Bliss has gone and come back. The reviews on it are good so far and that bodes well for the next cruise in April. Here is a review by someone on Reddit who was actually on the cruise.

[Minison]

Excellent share of your experience, thanks TS

[Angmolover]

Originally Posted by Minison

Excellent share of your experience, thanks TS

You are welcome

[Angmolover]

Originally Posted by megachiongster

hi angmolover!
just curious, are you handsome or attractive in real life? i am sincerely asking as I am too hoping to find FWB, but I am not sure where can I go start looking for them.

preferably married FWB so that we both can keep secrets.
would you have some advice?

To tell you the truth, this is a long answer to your question. I am not looking like Brad Pitt, but I am decent looking. I am in the Merdeka generation, so everything is going like hair, etc. Pouch in the stomach, LOL. But still fit and and exercise 3 times a week.

In your case, looking for an FWB is not really clearly defined. Finding an FWB has never been a problem for me and I think for many people. But finding a FWB that will let men fuck her and at the same time, let you fuck other women..... in front of her is a much more challenging proposition.

TYpically, an FWB is a usually a one on one situation when it comes to sex. For them to get into a swinging scene or group sex with you is a totally different situation. It takes another woman to accept this.

A lot of FWB situations that I have been involved in is actually not online or through any dating sites. Its mostly personal relations, people that I have known for a while and yet never expected them to also want a sex relationship outside their marriage. It starts with talking to them.

All the examples I provide below are actual live situations.

I had a neighbour many years ago, and she lived next door to me with her divorced mother. I always thought she was a SYT and at that time I was much younger and had the hots for her. But nothing happened because of the mother's presence. We lost touch but recently, I found her on FB and we reconnected. Met at a pub for drinks and makan. SHe is married by now, and has a kid. Had a lot of laughter during our meeting, I wouldn't even call it a date. During the conversation, I found out she was a suppressed nudist. LOL. She likes to walk around her flat naked! Even in front of her daughter. LOL. The husband was also the same. She told me she has no problems traveling by herself and going to remote beaches and going topless and she loves sex too. I would never have thought she was like that. So, right now, we have a FWB with me and her only, and I am gradually trying to get her used to the idea of traveling for swinger events or cruises and fucking other guys and girls. We will see how that goes.

I have other FWBs that were classmates of mine. So, I know them for a long time. But by now, their marriage is either dead or on live support. And their kids are grown up. I found out by accident when we went out for makan that they were fucking other guys on the side because their husband was not giving them anything and also at the same time was fucking other women too. So, I said, why not fuck me too!. Of course they did. We booked a hotel and had a 3sum. One of them accompanies me on a cruise when I go to the US. I was also pleasantly surprised to find that they have no problems fucking anyone else, so the swinging lifestyle was perfect for them. And I introduced them to it. One of them is bi, so its more of a bonus in the swinging world.

Another example I can give is my cousin. He is an even bigger cheongster then me. He works in a public job and manages one of the country clubs. In his job, he meets many rich divorced or widowed tai tais that come to his club. He is naturally charming and flirty. Some of these women became his FWBs. One of them even offer to bring him for a Europe cruise expenses paid by her. But his FWBs, non of them will agree to go to a swinging or group situation. They are all too scared or afraid that people will find out.

So, I guess the answer to you would be to try your group of friends first. Identify those singles or in unhappy marriages.

[megachiongster]

Originally Posted by Angmolover

So, I guess the answer to you would be to try your group of friends first. Identify those singles or in unhappy marriages.

wow. not the answer i expect. thanks for sharing. need to buy you a drink!

[Angmolover]

Originally Posted by megachiongster

wow. not the answer i expect. thanks for sharing. need to buy you a drink!

Hahaha, I will take you up on that one day

[Angmolover]

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[Angmolover]

Hello everyone,

Its been a while since I have been on this thread. But I have some exciting news for the many people who have read the thread wanted to know how to participate in a swingers cruise.

It seems that one the lifestyle travel agency is organizing their own swinger cruise. This is not a complete ship takeover. Rather, they are book a block of cabins on a regular cruise ship and signing up swingers who want to be on it. There will be organized cabin orgies and parties, meet and greets, and special identification given to each member so that they can recognize each other on board the cruise.

And best of all, the cruise is starting from Sydney and covers Australia and New Zealand. This is for March next year. One of my FWB already wants to go because it so near S'pore and we don't have to travel to US east coast to catch a swinger cruise there. Now, I have never been on one of these cruises organized by this travel agency, but some other American couples that we met on prior swinger cruises recommend this group. I figure if 50-100 couples book with them, that's more then enough people to fuck on a 12 day cruise. So, if you are ever curious to try it, this is a great opportunity. Just hope that Australia and New Zealand will be completely open by then. No covid restrictions.

[polytan]

I am interested to join . PM please

[morianeye]

Great thread bro, thanks for nice share

[Angmolover]

Originally Posted by morianeye

Great thread bro, thanks for nice share

Thanks for saying so

[Angmolover]

Hello everyone, once again, I venture off to the deep blue sea. My next destination is Miami in Nov for the Bliss Swinger cruise. This is a crazy cruise because there are 3300 swinger couples on board. It's going to be a fcukfest. I got my FWB lined up for the trip. Also going to the nude beach in Miami before the cruise as well as attending a pre-cruise orgy party in a hotel. Will rest in Miami for a couple of days after the cruise to recover. LOL

[Topper]

Originally Posted by Angmolover

Bro, thanks for bringing that up. I just realize i got 14 power. I have to figure out this point system. I am in here to spread my knowledge of this type of swinging activity, which is the swingers cruise. Not really too bothered about the rep system and what not. But will take note of your comments.

Just chance upon this thread. Wah bro, what happened to your 14 Rep power and how come become negative 161 points so jialat. I tot your this post is interesting.

Not sure how the points system works, I tot Rep power will always remain.

[gamerguy]

When I'm older, financially free, and close to retirement, my dream is to begin exploring these kind of adventures.