Chitchat Wayang against Jihadist to make Uncle Sam happy

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Transmodified from http://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/...m/3213824.html

PEASANTPORE: Uncle Sam wants Peasantpore regime to say threat levels from Jihadists in the region have been higher than what stupid peasants has seen for many years, and this is something stupid peasants have to take seriously, said Duke of Punggol Teo CH on Tuesday (Oct 18).

Duke Teo was speaking to ISD donkeys pretending to be reporters after observing the second phase of a two-day-long counter-sex exercise.

During the exercise, there were 360 locations in Geylang had simulated sex incidents.

"You know, I know, got many stupid moslems want to go fight in Syria and help ISIL. With the Russians bombing the shit out of ISIL, many losers who have gone there may well balek kampung. Of course, they likely to toss a bomb here and there! Remember the Southern Indons also bomb us ok,” said Duke Teo.

"Anyway, peasants die in bomb attacks never mind, I already activated SAF and Gestapo to protect VVIP and the uber rich merchants."

Duke Teo, who is also the Coordinating Sex Minion for National Sex, also said that the sex exercise is an important one as it brought together "all the different donkeys from the Gestapo, and the Peasant Armed Forces".

"Gestapo and Mindef already got a list of VVIPs to protect liao,” he said.

"Remember peasants die, their problem hor, our goal is to protect Ruler Loong, House of Lee and some filthy rich foreign merchants."


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