The pimp, the eunuch and the whore - A Sammyboy Alfresco Thriller

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An honorable member of the Coffee Shop Has Just Posted the Following:

Some time late last year, an entity taking on the moniker of "Claire" appeared in the forum. "She" professed to be a female 30+, moderately tall, fair skinned, successful in career, earning a respectable six-figure salary, and found a boyfriend whom she calls "swine". The word swine appears in 20% of her postings, and it is most apt as her postings are one of the biggest pig-outs the forum has seen is recent years.

The Entity describes her flings with the sophistication of a teenager and shows them off like a sexual trophy. All this whilst holding on to the image of a corporate woman who has everything going for her. She has girlfriends to confide in and gossip with, she's well-versed in fashion and travel and all things cosmopolitan, her language and style of posting is feminine and she maintains an air of sexual tension. Everything is perfect and that is a big giveaway, except perhaps amongst unsuspecting gullible morons.

One of those gullible morons is cutebayhunk who has since the days of the old Delphi forum spread misinformation about emigration. He took to the Claire Entity like a fish to water. His mindless wallowing in her every utterance would be funny if it were all a joke, but frightening if he truly meant it. He is precisely the kind of customer all pimps love - easy to please, devoid of a sense of shame, and incapable of introspection.

Which brings me to the topic of pimps. There is one pimp in this forum who has been selling tickets not to a Bangkok tour but a tour of his own bloated ego. He has boasted, for instance, of having a women approach him for his sperm in order to produce an offspring, but with no obligations on his apart. His contributions by themselves are noteworthy and should be encouraged. Wine, women and song are his forte, as is good food. His association with certain undesirable elements in the forum is however more questionable. These undesirables have, for instance, a habit of zapping and intimidating newbies, and it is fortunate that their antics were quashed when Sam tweaked the reputation point system.

One of the most vile undesirables in particular is a eunuch who has neither male nor female genitalia. He is afflicted with obsessive-compulsive disorder, loves to bear grudges, loves to speculate and accuse other forummers of creating clones and disrupting the forum, whilst himself being the greatest spammer. He pollutes the forum with his personal vendetta, and to date has not offered anything constructive or meaningful apart from soccer tips and TCSS postings. But fashioning himself as being larger than life, he has personally driven away good contributing forummers like scroobal.

The pimp, the eunuch and the whore. What is the invisible thread linking them all? I believe the answer to that question is a deep-seated need to find affirmation online - something they most likely lack in the real world. It is highly unfortunate that the rest of the forum frequently suffers for it.


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