No fish eat prawns Halimah as pliant representatives to perform Indoland style wayang

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PEASANTPORE: The concerns of unrepresented sectors who are anti-familee will be subtly ignored, according to highly paid Speaker of Imperial Court and Chairlackey of the Special Select Committee Halimah Yacob, infamous for her 'no ayam, eat ikan' political theory.

She said as Jane Austen rebels e.g. Janice Koh have infiltrated into the arts, there are no 'unerected but tolerated peasant representatives' for those sectors such as the arts among the nine new NMPs announced on Monday. They lucky they not living in Sultanate, or I ask the Sultan to have them flogged or beheaded for supporting democracy and bapoks.

Those chosen will told subtly to only address 'wayang' issues within the official boundary markers that they represent. Madam Halimah was responding to questions on the sidelines of the Familee Observance Ceremony at Sembcorp on Tuesday (Aug 12).

She added the choice of NMPs reflect the Ruler Loong's whims of the day, such as labour and employment, business and the economy, and population fertility rates. The new NMPs are expected to kowtow Ruler Loong's decrees and praise various anti-peasant policies.

Arty Farty Drama Box Artistic Director Kok Ah Leun, who had unsuccessfully applied to be the NMP for the arts sector, wrote on his Facebook account on Tuesday: "KNNCCB, just because they know I will speak for Jane Austen rebels and Bapoks, then now they say, this year, no representatives from the Arty Farty sector. Ruler Loong says he wants alternative views but after Janice Koh yak too much about Jane Austen political ideals and equality for Bapoks, then cannot liao. This is Peasantpore lor.

"I would like to congratulate the successful pro-Ruler Loong NMP candidates. I hope they got something in their conscience to speak for the peasants. Relying on Angry Teochew Low all the time will be pointless lor since now they got some regime instigated civil war in Labour Front. Ruler Loong culled Literature because of dissent to his autocratic rule, now because of Jane Austen and Bapoks, we marginalized too," Mr Kok added.

Former NMP Janice Koh, who was blamed for promoting radical views during her stint as representative for the arts sector during her term, on Monday expressed her disappointment at the lack of a voice for the arts among the new NMPs selected.

She added: "KNNCCB, you know, I know, even the fish monger knows, Peasantpore is now at crossroad with impending demise of Old Autocrat ..... if there are no political reforms, then Peasantpore will just be another Venice, kowtowing to Uncle Sam or the Commie PRCs. Just because I yak about Jane Austen ideals for politics and sarpok Pink Movement, Ruler Loong brands me as the pariah and totally shut out all the Arty Farty gang? This is Peasantpore, just another farking Asiatic Society pretending to be hip and cool, in reality a vassal city state of Uncle Sam!"


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