1/3 Mandate Phony Tan explains why Peasantpore is loyal Uncle Sam vassal state

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CANBERRA: Peasantpore and former penal colony Aussieland both recognise the importance of kowtowing Uncle Sam and retaining her sailors in Asia, said 1/3 Mandate President Phony Tan on Monday (June 16), the second day of his six-day sex romp in Aussieland. He noted that the Asiatic states have enjoyed Pax Americana and is the basis of regional stability for the past decades. This has permitted many regimes, including Peasantpore and former penal colony Aussieland, to peacefully exploit their peasants for their regimes' state coffers.

"Nobody wants to return to the Ming dynasty when Cheng Ho swagger like a bully and cowed the small potato states in submission, you remember their naval landing in South Indoland and playing catching with some small time Ceylon king who spit on usuper Yong Le. (Despot who murder his nephew for the throne).

Uncle Sam is different, as long we provide R&R for its capital ships, ensure stead supply of whores for their drunken sailors, send annual tributes to Obama can liao, as Uncle Sam more interested in dealing with the Commies Chinks and drunken Russies.," said 1/3 Mandate Phony Tan.

The 1/3 mandate president was speaking at a cheap lunch hosted in his honour in Canberra who has aspirations to be Asiatic Pacific's policeman. Phony Tan is the first leader to be hosted by former penal colony's Governor-Arse or Queen Lizzie's Top Crown Lackey, Peter Cosgrove, who assumed office in late March.

Phony Tan said that anglo-saxon Australia, acting on orders from Uncle Sam, was one of the first western regimes to recognise Peasantpore's independence, the two regimes' shared history goes even further back.

He noted the sacrifices made by Australian troops in defence of Peasantpore during World War II after the Brits' legs turned jelly and ran away. The Australian War Memorial is a slap in the face for Old Autocrat and PrataNathan who colluded with the invading Jap Imperial Armies.

"Ha ha, i know a bit difficult to explain lor, Aussie troops die defending Peasantpore while Old Autocrat and PrataNathan prospered after colluding with the Japs. In Chink lore, it is saying, you do not need a good beginning but need to open eyes at the right time, take the opportunities and serve the correct masters lor.

But we still give face to Aussieland, who is Abang Uncle Sam's Ah Di (aka 'little brother') in Asiatic Pacific, our SAF always pay money for training facilities in Aussieland and Peasantpore peasant students are also cheap forex earners for Aussie varsities and its whore industry. Together with Aussieland, we collude and make life difficult for South Indoland who wants to be the next Prussia after the drunken Viets gave up." 1/3 Mandate Phony Tan said.

He added that rulers of Peasantpore and Aussie are not just 'long-standing KTV chiongster partners and loyal vassals of Uncle Sam'. And as Peasantpore celebrates 50 years of LKY Day next year, it will also mark 50 years of diplomatic sex relations with Aussieland, in 2015.


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