Disastrous Porno "Patterns"

[ansonsohna]

Sometimes what appear to be erotic and sexy in porn does not translate very well when you apply it in real life. These are my real life experience:

1) Taking a cue from Jap porn, I have tried to "floss" my lover's vulva with her panties! Does NOT work as far as erotic foreplay is concerned!

2) I have also tried to make her gag but bouncing her head like a basketball on my lan cheow when she is delivering fellatio .... I made tear and shut her up! ... until she grabbed hold of my nut sack and gave it a hard twist because she can't breathe!

3) Didn't see this in porn, but once I CIM on my fb and she insisted that we exchange my cum fluid by giving me back my cum (bitch didn't swallow) ... yup, cum taste like rotten durian (at least mine did).

4) Yes, i did the toe licking thingy too .... and I discovered one disgusting thing ... a women's toe can be like a guy, there may be some toe hair sprouting in the digits of her toe!

[fac89]

Originally Posted by ansonsohna

Sometimes what appear to be erotic and sexy in porn does not translate very well when you apply it in real life. These are my real life experience:

1) Taking a cue from Jap porn, I have tried to "floss" my lover's vulva with her panties! Does NOT work as far as erotic foreplay is concerned!

2) I have also tried to make her gag but bouncing her head like a basketball on my lan cheow when she is delivering fellatio .... I made tear and shut her up! ... until she grabbed hold of my nut sack and gave it a hard twist because she can't breathe!

3) Didn't see this in porn, but once I CIM on my fb and she insisted that we exchange my cum fluid by giving me back my cum (bitch didn't swallow) ... yup, cum taste like rotten durian (at least mine did).

4) Yes, i did the toe licking thingy too .... and I discovered one disgusting thing ... a women's toe can be like a guy, there may be some toe hair sprouting in the digits of her toe!

My ex gfs, ex fb and wife insist on no.3. I also dun know why... Lol

[blade]

Originally Posted by fac89

My ex gfs, ex fb and wife insist on no.3. I also dun know why... Lol

haha so you know how U would taste like?

but I did that too~ LOL

Anything for a repeat performance.

[Rambutan]

Porn is too true for real life ordinary folks. We should enjoy them in our mind and aid foreplay if watch together. But to role play, its too professional.

[szczesny]

Lol! They r actors, somemore AV gal may not be swallowing the actual cum, all camera effects!