Gers Are Still Gers

[shrek]

i have same thoughts too.. actually i feel girls nowadays if wanna go pak tor will find bad guys cos of the excitment they can provide for the girls, but when come to marriage, the girls usually will find good guys.. that's really irony..

Originally Posted by Kyser Soze

Girls to me are still very much unpredictable. This is an update what I have encountered recently. Sam was wooing this girl (Jane) for quite sometime. Likewise, another married guy (Dick) was also wooing her. In the end, Lyn chose Dick instead of Sam. I am quite puzzled till today.

Here's the comparison betwen Dick and Sam:
Dick: 28 year-old, average looking, Malaysian, graduate, married (promise her to divorce, to be with her), smoker, tattoo, humorous and outspoken (according to her), scheming (according to colleagues).
Sam: 29 year-old, average looking, Singaporean, graduate, single (promise marriage, if that's her priority), non-smoker, no tattoo, humorous and outspoken (according to my friends), helpful (according to colleagues).

With all rational analysis, Sam actually lost to a guy of lesser worth. In addition, Dick actually lost a substantial sum, if his divorce proceedings to go through. Bro OceanEleven, probably you can enlighten Sam and me. Is it the truth that girls only love bad guys? I offered nothing to Sam, and almost jaw-dropped when I heard this. I am really really puzzled as though Brazil has lost a football match against East Timor. I feel so sorry for Sam...

Maybe life is such a bitch.

[Kyser Soze]

Ironic isn't it. I appreciate bro shrek's view though.
The heart and mind of a woman are always alien to me.

[jng1103]

Originally Posted by caycan

the Rule of 72.

Basically, it's a quick and easy way to figure out how fast an investment will double, with a certain interest rate.

So, let's say you got an investment earning you 10%. 72/10 = 7 years.
So if you took some money and invested it @ 10% and never touched it for 7 years, it would double.

Sad to say, all these are nothing but craps and unrealistics, be it MLM craps or financial sales talk. I found all these ppl are being idealistics and fantasizing their 'paper money' instead of cold cash. I've been doing investment for the past few yrs, and never came across a 10% NETT ROI annually (without any risks), not even my property across the bridge.

So, pls let me know which investment tools with 10% certain interest rate?

jimbo

[waypastprime]

Originally Posted by Kyser Soze

Girls to me are still very much unpredictable. This is an update what I have encountered recently. Sam was wooing this girl (Jane) for quite sometime. Likewise, another married guy (Dick) was also wooing her. In the end, Lyn chose Dick instead of Sam. I am quite puzzled till today.

Women are talking about the security feeling, whether they felt secure and protected being with you. Perhaps that's the key to it?

Please dont ask me how to measure or improve on that factor. I really dont know too.

Women's thinkings are as deep as ocean. And the search for answer is futile.

[doomday123]

Originally Posted by Kyser Soze

Girls to me are still very much unpredictable. This is an update what I have encountered recently. Sam was wooing this girl (Jane) for quite sometime. Likewise, another married guy (Dick) was also wooing her. In the end, Lyn chose Dick instead of Sam. I am quite puzzled till today.

But most of the times, girlfriend of guys with tattoo are usually pretty as wat I seen so far.

Maybe love at first sight. I feel that every girl had an idle boyfriend in her mind. So maybe Dick is the type of boy she liked.

Sometimes, its liked that & u need to accept it. Don't be disheartened, there is always a lot of choice.

Its better for a girl to love u than u chased the girl unless u are just play play.

Anyway, real love does not exist nowaday. $$$ always win above all.

[Kyser Soze]

Originally Posted by waypastprime

Women's thinkings are as deep as ocean. And the search for answer is futile.

I agree. There's definitely no scale to measure a woman's thinking. Likewise for her integrity, character and values. How we hope there are equations of what women want really.

Originally Posted by doomday123

Sometimes, its liked that & u need to accept it. Don't be disheartened, there is always a lot of choice.

Its better for a girl to love u than u chased the girl unless u are just play play.

For your info, my friend Sam has decided to move on. Jane's choice of liking a married man will obviously cause more damages than returns.

Here's the last update, before Sam calls it a day:
Sam had personally tried to talk Jane over. He was amazed by Jane's reply.
1) She admitted that Dick has high chances of deceiving her.
2) She knows Dick's and her family will depise her, if they know she's breaking up his marriage
3) She admitted that they are very different in terms of character, background, interest etc.
4) She asked Dick not to reveal their relationship to Dick's wife. Here, Dick is having the luxury of having 2 women liking him at the same time. But she believe he will divorce his wife eventually to be with her.
5) To top it off, she decide to 'gamble' on her relationship with Dick, rather than giving Sam a chance, whom I always think is a long term blue-chip 'investment'.

To sum it up, whatever Jane thinking now is of little logic and common sense. Perhaps love is blind. Perhaps some people need to fall down over and over again to have their lesson learnt.

[JAXXX]

Well, Sam could still be that "blue chip investment" if things do not turn out right for Jane and Dick. Nice guys are always on the girls' reserve team never the first 11. So i hope that Sam will truly move on, find a better girl and live happily ever after. And dun xing ruan when Jane comes running to him when she things go wrong with Dick. Do not fall into that "nice guy always be there" cycle.

[Kyser Soze]

Bro JAXXX, well said --"Nice guys are always on the girls' reserve team never the first 11". I believe you are a football fan. My view is Sam is like an excellent player as Shaun Wright-Phillips, but just could not break into Chelsea's first team. Sam's value is always there. Eventually things will change for the better. Move on, the grass is always greener ahead.

[jng1103]

Sorry dudes, i'd like to vent my anger on stupid women. here are how our conversations went...

jimbo: my icq is kinda slow and facing some problems. care if we chat in msn instead?
*No reply from her yet. So i typed my hotmail address, which obviously is my msn address. I did it 5 times just to make sure she gets it*

Yanyan (1:34 AM) :
i read you j**.. that's why i ask you to leave me your msn so i can chat with u there...... do u understand me?

Jimbo (1:35 AM) :
jimbo***@hotmail.com is my msn address. sigh, simple english yet u dun understand.... sigh....

Yanyan (1:42 AM) :
i guess there is some minunderstanding here... i think you shouldn't say in that way... I read you so clear.. i guess you just got me wrong..
you said your icq is slow and would love to chat via MSN.. am i right? .. if yes, then I asked you to give me your MSN so i can change to chat with you there.. but you didn't leave me that.....

Jimbo (1:43 AM) : wat do u mean by 'leave your msn here'? arent u asking for my msn address which i already given 5 times. if my hotmail address isnt my msn address, why did i give it to you? i am NOT retarded... i am NOT stupid...

Yanyan (1:46 AM) : hey, Jimbo.. I swear to God that I don't lie to you that.. I DIDN'T HAVE YOUR FIVE TIMES MSN address..
I didn't get that reply from you..
without knowing if I got your MSN address , you speak so rude to me.. I am trying to be 'patient' and wait for your reply..but didn't expect to hear such an 'impolite' reply from you..

END. I'm running out of patient with stupid women. I dont understand, if she is willing to chat in icq, what different does it make if she gave me her msn address and we chat in msn? women are weird and difficult to understand.

jimbo

[jng1103]

Another bad experience with women on msn.

ME: Can I see your photo?

HER: Sure. I wont send it over but will display over my msn.

ME: thanks... cant see clearly coz the pics is too small.

HER: too bad lor...

ME: how tall r u?

HER: cant u see how tall am i from the pics displayed meh?

ME: *fainted*

jimbo

[OceanEleven]

WOMAN DEFINATIONS

Logic: This is her perception of the situation done to her best liking.

Solution: Ways to solve problems that suits her taste.

Democratic: It is either her way or her way.

Freedom of Choices: We have two choices and they are “YES” or “OK”.

Freedom of Speech: Words spoken is what she wants to hear.

Equality: Man and woman have equal rights but woman retains the benefits of the weaker sex.

Beauty & Spa: Her glamour is your honor, so you must chip in a part.

Electronic Gadgets: To her is a waste of time and money but demand surround sound and plasma when watching her “Huan Zhu Ge Ge. (还珠格格)”

Soccer: 22 idiots chasing for one ball.

Golf: Pay money, sweat under the hot sun, whack the damn ball and then start searching for it.

Great Sale: Buy first, then think of the use later.

MANGO Sale: Buy first even if it doesn’t fit her because she has plans (started planning 3 years ago) to loose weight.

Save Cost: Drive from Jurong to Carrefour because the Milo there is 10cents cheaper than NTUC.

[Five Stone]

Originally Posted by Kyser Soze

I agree. There's definitely no scale to measure a woman's thinking. Likewise for her integrity, character and values. How we hope there are equations of what women want really.

Likewise, things we deem as diminutive are often bigger than life for them. Making a mountain out of a molehill seems to be their forte; their ability to relate one matter to another is ever fascinating.

[DieCorkStand]

Originally Posted by Five Stone

Likewise, things we deem as diminutive are often bigger than life for them. Making a mountain out of a molehill seems to be their forte; their ability to relate one matter to another is ever fascinating.

that is why woman are not born to lead ... real life example is the ex-HP CEO will is sogood in bring down the HP share price and now the Mark new male CEO bring HP back to life...

woman can do good BBBJ ... but to drive in a car ... thye only can contribute to more traffic jam

Actually garment should not impose COE for controlling cars as they tot that traffic jam is caused by more cars on the road.
But when you are caught in the jam, try your ways to squeeze to the front of the jam and you can see no jam at all, but a woman driving in the centre lane and another aunty driving on the 2st lane both driving at 60 to 70Km at peak hour ...

[sir cum-a-lot]

sometimes we find it so damn freaking difficult to understand woman, yet, its so damn often that they're actions are so predictable.

her rationale of dourning nice clothes = so she's noticeable
her rationale of dourning something revealing = so men can pay attention
her rationale of dourning something outrageous = so she's an excuse to label on-lookers as lechers

her pre-requisite of a guy with wheels = he's my chauffeur
her pre-requisite of a guy with NICE wheels = he's my chauffeur that i can show off to my friends.
(however, there-in lies a set of invisible rule, that the co-driver seat is exclusive for her butt only - and justifiable cause to demand material compensation "extravagant gifts", if another female takes the seat)

on the contrary, she's the liberty to do as she will with another male species, all in the name of fun, pleasure & leisure.

odd it seems but i happen to notice that such mindsets rather prominent amongst sg chicks, whilst such grounds for arguments rather scarce in angmo countries.

[sir cum-a-lot]

Originally Posted by jng1103

END. I'm running out of patient with stupid women. I dont understand, if she is willing to chat in icq, what different does it make if she gave me her msn address and we chat in msn? women are weird and difficult to understand.

jimbo

maybe she's just an IT-gundu, so she's got problem running 2 applications at the same time. Ironic it seems; women are touted to be "good multi-taskers", but these days, I'd beg to differ