Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[Hurricane88]

[ACMV & Lift]

Originally Posted by revolutions

Hope the suspension is able to take it

Even if the suspension can take it, I don’t think the kukujiao and his palm can take it … lols

[warbird]

Life in Hell

An Engineer dies and goes to Hell. Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements.

After a while, Hell has air conditioning, iced water, flush toilets, and escalators; and the Engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day, God calls and asks Satan, "So, how are things going down there?"

Satan says, “Why, things are going great. We've now got air conditioning, iced water, flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this Engineer is going to come up with next!"

God is horrified. "What? You've got an Engineer? That's clearly a mistake – he should never have gone down there! You know all Engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here immediately!!"

Satan says, "No way, I really like having an Engineer on the staff. I’m keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue you."

"Yeah, right," Satan laughs, "and where are you going to get a Lawyer?

[maqq]

Originally Posted by warbird

Life in Hell

An Engineer dies and goes to Hell. Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements.

After a while, Hell has air conditioning, iced water, flush toilets, and escalators; and the Engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day, God calls and asks Satan, "So, how are things going down there?"

Satan says, “Why, things are going great. We've now got air conditioning, iced water, flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this Engineer is going to come up with next!"

God is horrified. "What? You've got an Engineer? That's clearly a mistake – he should never have gone down there! You know all Engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here immediately!!"

Satan says, "No way, I really like having an Engineer on the staff. I’m keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue you."

"Yeah, right," Satan laughs, "and where are you going to get a Lawyer?

Davinder Singh, $130k for a lawsuit, hope you can go to heaven .... yes, fat hope

[Hurricane88]

A joke from Ernakulam:

```GOD asks Chacko: "Now that you are old, you have to choose either Parkinson's disease (hand shivering) or Alzheimer's (memory loss) as punishment for your sins in this life."

Chacko goes to Thomas for advice. Thomas advises him to choose Parkinson and says, "Its better to spill half glass of whisky than to forget where the whisky is kept"

Chacko hugs Thomas.```

That's what friends are for. 🍷🥃🍺🍺🥃🍷

[Hurricane88]

[Hurricane88]

[troikah]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Request granted

[dyelook]

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[Hurricane88]

[pevoton]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Where's the kitten?

[TKee]

Originally Posted by pevoton

Where's the kitten?

Pussy by the way

[SBMEDSUP]

Thanks for sharing nice jokesm

[Owl007]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Nice pussy. Thanks for sharing!

[dyelook]

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