Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[Hurricane88]

When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a nursing home in an Australian country town, it was believed that he had nothing left of any value.

Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions, They found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital.

One nurse took her copy to Melbourne. The old man's sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas editions of magazines around the country and appearing in mags for Mental Health.

A slide presentation has also been made based on his simple, but eloquent, poem.

And this old man, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this 'anonymous' poem winging across the Internet.
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*Cranky Old Man*

What do you see nurses?
What do you see?
What are you thinking
When you're looking at me?

A cranky old man,
not very wise,
Uncertain of habit
with faraway eyes?

Who dribbles his food
and makes no reply.
When you say in a loud voice,
I do wish you'd try!

Who seems not to notice
the things that you do
And forever is losing
A sock or shoe?

Who, resisting or not
lets you do as you will,
With bathing and feeding
The long day to fill?

Is that what you're thinking?
Is that what you see?
Then open your eyes, nurse
You're not looking at me.

I'll tell you who I am
As I sit here so still,
As I do at your bidding,
As I eat at your will.

I'm a small child of Ten
with a father and mother,
Brothers and sisters
who love one another

A young boy of Sixteen
with wings on his feet
Dreaming that soon now
a lover he'll meet.

A groom soon at Twenty
my heart gives a leap.
Remembering, the vows
That I promised to keep.

At Twenty-Five, now
I have young of my own.
Who need me to guide
And a secure happy home.

A man of Thirty
My young now grown fast,
Bound to each other
With ties that should last.

At Forty, my young sons
have grown and are gone,
But my woman is beside me
to see I don't mourn.

At Fifty, once more,
Babies play 'round my knee,
Again, we know children
My loved one and me.

Dark days are upon me
My wife is now dead.
I look at the future
I shudder with dread.

For my young are all rearing
young of their own.
And I think of the years
And the love that I've known.

I'm now an old man
and nature is cruel.
It's jest to make old age
look like a fool.

The body, it crumbles
grace and vigour, depart.
There is now a stone
where I once had a heart.

But inside this old carcass
A young man still dwells,
And now and again
my battered heart swells

I remember the joys
I remember the pain.
And I'm loving and living
life over again.

I think of the years, all too few
gone too fast.
And accept the stark fact
that nothing can last.

So open your eyes,
people open and see.
Not a cranky old man
*Look closer*
*see ME!!*

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*Remember this poem when you next meet an older person who you might brush aside without looking at the young soul within. We will all, one day, be there, too !*

PLEASE SHARE THIS POEM !
The best and most beautiful things of this world can't be seen or touched. They must be felt by the heart !
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[Hurricane88]

*Malaysian Justice System.*

The Buffalo was running mad.

Elephant asked--Why are you running???

Buffalo:They are arresting all the cows.

Elephant: But you are not a cow...

Buffalo: It will take at least 20 yrs to prove that in a Malaysian court!!!

*The Elephant started running too...*

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[dyelook]

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[Hurricane88]

An Army Sniper goes to a Rifle shop to buy a new telescope for his Gun.

Manager takes out one & says: "This scope is so good, YOU can see my house 1 km up on that hill."

The Sniper looks through the telescope & laughs: "I see a naked man & a naked woman in your house."

Manager looks in the scope. He then gives 2 bullets to the sniper and says: "I'll give you this scope free, if you shoot my wife's head off & the guy's Dick."

The Sniper looks through the scope again and says : "Well!! Now it seems like I can do that with one bullet !!!"
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[Hurricane88]

[malaysiapig]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

An Army Sniper goes to a Rifle shop to buy a new telescope for his Gun.

Manager takes out one & says: "This scope is so good, YOU can see my house 1 km up on that hill."

The Sniper looks through the telescope & laughs: "I see a naked man & a naked woman in your house."

Manager looks in the scope. He then gives 2 bullets to the sniper and says: "I'll give you this scope free, if you shoot my wife's head off & the guy's Dick."

The Sniper looks through the scope again and says : "Well!! Now it seems like I can do that with one bullet !!!"
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One stone killed two 🐦 ....🤣🤣🤣

[dyelook]

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[ACMV & Lift]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Hahaha … this is a good one !

Rofl 😂 …

[revolutions]

Originally Posted by ACMV & Lift

Hahaha … this is a good one !

Rofl 😂 …

Hope the suspension is able to take it

[SBMEDSUP]

Hope can read more jokes.

[Hurricane88]

DID YOU KNOW THAT NOTHING LASTS FOREVER⏳

*Whatsapp* killed *BBM* (blackberry)
*Youtube* killed *DVD*
*Bluetooth* killed *Infrared*
*Xender* killed *Bluetooth*
*Zapya* killed *Xender*
*CDs* killed *Cassettes*
*Android* killed *Window phones*
*Uber* killed *Yellow Cab*
*Phone* killed *Post Office*
*SMS* killed *Letter Writing*
*Email* killed *Fax*
*Civilization* killed *Culture*
*Computer* killed *Typewriter*
*E-card* killed *Hallmark Card*
*Maggi* killed *Dawa Dawa* (seasonings)
*Money* killed *True Love*

What else killed what again oooo?
*Internet* killed *Library*
*Google* killed *Dictionary*
*Wikipedia* killed *Encyclopedia*

*No condition is permanent in this World, Be humble.*

Oh almost forgot:
And finally *MoMo* i.e. "Mobile Money" is killing *ATM Machine* and *Bank Queues* in the bank.

So my beloved whatever position You are today use it positively, tomorrow may not be Yours but someone else's.
*Solar Power* will soon kill *Generator......*
At the end, *Death* will kill *Life*

_BE CAREFUL, THIS WORLD IS NOT FOR ONE PERSON WE ARE JUST PASSING THROUGH IT_.😊

[SBMEDSUP]

Thanks for the fact jokes.

[SouthAfrica2010]

Very good joke thread, thanks!

[ah rat]

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[etsys]

My humble contribution