Hooking girls in Indonesia instead of cheonging

[tchad88]

Originally Posted by Wizrd

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There were two gf I could call and my horniness would be solved before sun down...but I never told either of them

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Haha bro I don't know the extent u mix n match n spice up your stories. But you are a great story teller. You are in the wrong profession. You should be a writer. Whole truths or otherwise notwithstanding, it was a very enjoyable read.

You are a fascinating writer.

[DARKSARCASM]

Yo Bro Wizrd.....this is an awesome read man!! I'm sure u make loads of money doing this as a seminar......I've been hunting in Jakarta for a while now and I feel invigorated after reading this thread!

Good job bro......

[rileyhale]

Hey, Wizrd,

I appreciate that you took the time to mention those "crash and burn" moments too.

In real life, not all attempts are successful. It really makes your stories more believable, compared to those posts from other people that only record victorious cases.

At some point, please include and describe the "erotic moments" you had too. I understand your need to keep out identifying details. But I think we can still enjoy the stories without you putting your Jason Bourne identity at risk.

Keep them stories comin' ...

[Wizrd]

Originally Posted by tchad88

Haha bro I don't know the extent u mix n match n spice up your stories. But you are a great story teller. You are in the wrong profession. You should be a writer. Whole truths or otherwise notwithstanding, it was a very enjoyable read.

You are a fascinating writer.

Hahaha...thanks bro...

This story is just an account of events as I remembered...so not very accurate and totally not bias...

Cheers for reading...please keep doing so...

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[Wizrd]

Originally Posted by DARKSARCASM

Yo Bro Wizrd.....this is an awesome read man!! I'm sure u make loads of money doing this as a seminar......I've been hunting in Jakarta for a while now and I feel invigorated after reading this thread!

Good job bro......

Thanks bro...

Yes...Jakarta is a wonderful city with unbelievable opportunities for men...no reason to pay unless one really has no time...

Maybe we can trade stories some time...

Cheers bro...

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[Wizrd]

Originally Posted by rileyhale

Hey, Wizrd,

I appreciate that you took the time to mention those "crash and burn" moments too.

Hahaha bro...if you like that...you are going to love this story....this was my total crash and burn day...

In real life, not all attempts are successful. It really makes your stories more believable, compared to those posts from other people that only record victorious cases.

True bro...but then all their stories will be long-arsed ones like mine...hahaha...

At some point, please include and describe the "erotic moments" you had too. I understand your need to keep out identifying details. But I think we can still enjoy the stories without you putting your Jason Bourne identity at risk.

Keep them stories comin' ...

Yes bro, I will try...heh heh heh...

I think my next story about a different girl will be easier for me to write though...can you please wait for that one?

Cheers bro, and thanks for the support...

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[Wizrd]

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I leaned forward slightly and said: ‘Wow, this Starbucks sure is popular hey?’

She tilted her head back a bit, smiled and continued to shuffle forward.

Hey, she smiled...a very good sign...

‘Do you come here often?’ I asked. ‘Wonder if they have a loyalty program?’

She nodded again...this time without even glancing backwards.

‘Do you know if they allow smoking in here?’ I needed her to start communicating with me.

‘Can you speak Bahasa?’ she turned her head around and asked softly...in Bahasa and looking at the ground of course.

‘Little bit only’ I said, smiling.

‘Oh.’ she huffed, then turned back to face the front.

‘You speak English?’ I asked in Bahasa....she shook her head.

‘I’m new to Jakarta.’ I said in my broken Bahasa.

She ignored me.

‘Maybe you can help me.’ My Bahasa improving with each passing second...

She glanced back at me...but no smile...

‘I’m new in Jakarta and wonder if there are interesting places to visit.’ I pressed on with passable Bahasa.

She glanced back again...still no smile...and no hint of wanting to converse....then took a step forward.

‘Hi, my name is Jason Bourne.’ I smiled again. ‘What’s your name?’

She didn’t even look back this time...she left the queue and walked to and then through the fucking exit.

KNN...what the hell was going on today? 3 out of 3?? Am I trying for a rejection record???...and all this in less than half an hour...maybe I did not zip up my fly or something...Nose hair sticking out? BO? bad breath??


I left the queue too...but I went straight to the men’s room...did I put my shirt on backwards?

It was still a puzzlement but I was at least relieved that I indeed looked normal...well, as normal as a seriously charming guy as myself looks...
As it often does when I chance on the sight of myself in the mirror...Barry White sang to me...we got it together, didn’t we...nobody but you and...me...we got it together, baby...di di di di dum di di...

An old man stepped into the men’s room at that point which broke the spell of Barry, and I had to stop bobbing my body to the music in my head...I quickly took a nervous pee, washed my hands and face...then went back out to resume hunting...the old man eyed me suspiciously the whole time...yeah old man...concentrate on peeing mate...you have been standing there a bloody long time...stop looking at me as you hold your dick...and go consult a doctor about your prostate...soon...

Time is a wasting and I was actually getting hungry...food court, here I come...Maybe I can feed both my hunger and lust...

The crowd at the food court was crazy...so I changed my mind...there is a restaurant (pai sei, can’t remember the name...) that serves the best dumplings in the world...I went there instead....the noodle was fantastic and the dumplings...na bei...China should send chefs here to learn how they do this...8 Xiao long paos with 8 different and distinctive flavours...all holding their flavourful soup inside and yet the skin is soft and thin......fucking...master...chef!!!

I had two servings of xiao long paos, a pork bone soup ramen with extra cha xiu, a large pot of oolong tea, plenty of flirting with the waitresses and the damage was less than S$25...how to go wrong??

The ancient sages sure knew what they were talking about...now that the body is warmed and the stomach is filled...lust took top priority again....


I wandered aimlessly for half an hour...too many groups and not enough suitable targets...

Then I spotted them...two beautiful women chatting and eating ice cream at Cold Rock...wonderful...tables around them were empty...fast fast...this two looks to me like the woon woon eat bee hoon type...Both wore knee-length dresses, both have legs going all the way to the moon...both wore impossibly high heels....both had long flowing hair...both have slim shapely bodies...and both made up like fashion model out on a shoot...all that was lacking in this inviting set up is a pair of condoms on the table...

I bought myself a large serving and sat on a chair behind the sweeter of the two women...

After taking a couple of mouthful...I half turned to them...:’Hi, may I ask you ladies a question?’

They both stopped talking and stared at me...no expressions whatsoever...

‘Please?’ I smiled my charming best.

The further one smiled back and said: ‘Yes. What?’

‘I’m new to Jakarta and am wondering where are the interesting places to visit.’ I said.

They both smiled at me...A very good sign indeed...

Then the Far beauty huddled with her friend...quick fired Bahasa well beyond my comprehension traded back and forth...a few giggles then more unknown words...my head and eyes moved like I was watching a tennis match...


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[choimanh123]

Love it. Entertaining as hell.

I also like your crash-and-burn stories. Takes serious persistent to hunt down the good birds.

Awaiting next installment.

[Rainman]

Originally Posted by Wizrd

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As always...I started at the book store on the top level...two Japanese cuties browsing magazines...ha...long time no sushi for my cheong partner...he will love this with or without soy sauce...

I picked up one book to blend in and move stealthily towards my targets.

‘Hi, can you please help me?’ I asked one of the Jap cuties...

‘Yes?’ she said...taking a step back...

‘Can you please tell me...do they accept credit cards here?’ I asked, earnestly...

‘Don’t know.’ She said then went back to reading the magazine she was holding...

Na bei...lim peh looks like a janitor is it?

‘Is there an ATM machine here then?’ I switched target...

The friend was even less helpful...she simply shook her head...

‘You from Japan?’ I tried to make conversation. ‘I’m from Australia.’

Not even a smile from either of them...simply ignored me.

KNN...see how much Japanese women need to be fucked properly?? Some day, I said to myself...some bros are to going gang bang the pair of you...


Ok...crashed and burned on the first outing...no sweat...I put down the book I was holding and stepped out of the store...

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OO So nice.... hehehe

[Rainman]

Like that must buy tent, peanut, beer and wait liao....

[Wizrd]

Originally Posted by choimanh123

Love it. Entertaining as hell.

I also like your crash-and-burn stories. Takes serious persistent to hunt down the good birds.

Awaiting next installment.

Thank bro...

You are a man of experience...it takes a hell of a lot more hard work than women will ever understand or believe...

More cumming up...

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[Wizrd]

Originally Posted by Rainman

Like that must buy tent, peanut, beer and wait liao....

Hi bro...welcome...

Nggak usah bro...tentage all set up and provided...just BYO drinks and snacks cukup...

Enjoy...

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[Wizrd]

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After what felt like an hour (I think it was actually only a minute or so...well you know how guys are with time...20 seconds of pumping can be remembered as a full hour of all-action fucking...)...the Far beauty said: ‘Today my friend not busy...can show you around Jakarta...you want?’

Oh...I want...and it’s the sweeter one no less...just so you understand...the Sweet beauty has that girl-next-door quality, infused with a little naive-kawaii factor....the Far beauty, well, flawless skin and CFM expression and a killer smile...when she said 'want', I could feel my dick slip in between her moist lips...

‘How your Bahasa?’ the Far beauty asked.

‘No good.’ I said, frowning...well, her English was good enough for me to tackle, so no need to give up the Bahasa advantage...

‘My friend, English cannot. Ok?’

Sure...I nodded...I’m the champion of body language...that's universal, like international driver's licence, right?

‘Yes, no problem.’ I said. ‘How about you? Not coming with us?’

‘You want me to come?’

You have no idea baby...and to come a few times while screaming out my name baby...throw in some dripping sweat and body spasms and then we have a party...

‘Yes, is that alright? You busy?’ I tried to close the deal.

‘No, I no busy.’ She said...then back to quick fired Bahasa with her friend...this trading lasted longer...some frowns, a lot more giggles...more talking which made no sense to me...

‘Ok, fine.' she said with a big smile. Big killer smile.

Smiling is indeed infectious...I found myself smiling big big too.

They both moved over to my table. The Sweeter beauty sat beside me and the Far beauty stayed opposite me.

‘We bring you to play roller coaster, ok?’ Far beauty said.

I nodded but felt a little disappointed. Roller coaster? WTF, only Jakarta have meh?? But ok...the image of me squeezed between these two in the tight seat on a coaster looked mightily good. Censor-worthy good.

‘Yeah sure.’ I smiled. Then I realised I forgot to introduced myself.

But before I could start the introductions, Far beauty spoke again.

‘ok, we can be with you to 9 pm ok?’

Sure...let me work my magic...9 pm will change to 9 am in no time...

‘Yup. No problem. We can have dinner together.’ I said smiling at sweeter beauty...she has been smiling sweetly at me all this while and it was about time I gave her some attention.

‘My friend can stay later but I go 9pm?’

Hmmm, slightly disappointing, but one bird in hand is better than two in the bush...Hmmmmm...these two have bushes right?? Hahaha one bush in hand is better tha....cut it out, Joker, focus!!

‘Ok, but you try to stay longer?’ I had to act a little bit disappointed.

‘Maybe yes, maybe no, I try, ok?’ She said, flashing me that killer smile again.

‘Very good.’ I said...then I remembered my ice cream...and I took a mouthful

‘You girls want more ice cream?’ I asked with my mouth full.

She shook her head...and Sweeter beauty also started to shake her head...hahahaha...will be fun tonight when the puppet master leaves the puppet alone with me...

‘Where is this roller coaster?’ I asked.

‘Not far. Take taxi 40 maybe 50 minutes.’ Far beauty said.

‘Oh, ok...that is not far. ‘ I said. ‘Oh hey...I want to bring my camera, do you mind if we go to my hotel first?’

Na bei...that quick fired Bahasa again....

‘Fine.’ Far beauty said with a smile.

I fast hand fast leg finished my ice cream...’Let’s go now?’ I asked as I wiped my mouth with tissue.

‘Yes.’ Far beauty said without moving. She looked at Sweeter beauty and Sweeter beauty looked at me while I looked at Far beauty...no movement other than big smiles all around...

WTF? Never mind...I sat there with them....the three of us looked like we entered a smiling contest...no words exchanged...just smiling...it was goofy..

‘What are we waiting for?’ I asked...genuinely interested.

‘Pay first." Far beauty said with her killer smile.

I already paid for my ice cream...oh did they not pay for theirs? Cool, I'm such a gentleman...I'll take care of that....I reached into my pocket and pulled out a one hundred thousand note...I was about to hop to my feet to go pay the store when I noticed sweeter beauty was looking at me with a constipated expression...was she about to fart?

"No," Far beauty said. "6 juta (million)...for two.’  she was still smiling even though this was obviously not a joke.

WHAT? My ears were blocked...did she speak Italian?

‘6 juta, two of us. Overnight 3 juta again for her. Pay now.’ Her smile never wavered. Her words also sounded well rehearsed...

My calmness returned...I see...NNKC...the hunter became the hunted...I smiled...well, crying was a close second option...

‘What about you?’ how much for overnight?’ I asked...why not...plenty of time to kill since we aren't going anywhere now...

‘Me?’ Far beauty asked with a frown. ‘3 juta lagi.’

‘Ok.’ I said after deep contemplation. ‘How about both...you and her? Overnight...4 juta?’

Quick fired Bahasa....some frowns and some smiles...more Bahasa...

‘Ok,’ Far beauty said...not as big a smile this time, but still dazzling nevertheless. ‘two, me, her, day and night, 10 juta.’...sweeter beauty was frowning more than smiling...dang, still very cute though...

‘Oh no...’ I said. Shaking my head with my own frown and smile combo...’together,' I pointed at each of them, 'day and night, 4 juta.’

This time Sweeter beauty shook her head first...na bei...thought your England no good?!?!?!

’10 juta for two.’ Far beauty drove a hard bargain.

‘No, for two, 5 juta.’ I said.

‘Ok ok mister....two, day and night, 8 juta.’ Far beauty relented, the smile faded as well...

‘Nope...two, day and night, 5.5 juta.’ I counter offered.

‘7 juta ok?’ Far beauty was pleading...more desperation than the tough as nails sales person from before...

I shook my head without a word...took a long look to study my watch...

More Bahasa...more frowns...funny how the giggles disappeared...

‘Ok, two, day and night, 6 juta 500.’ Far beauty almost begged.

I shook my head again. This time I stood up as well...

The beauties looked at each other...Sweeter beauty reached out and touched my arm..



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[Rainman]

KNS.. hahahaa... kenna juga lo....

I know some so call high class Ayam hang out around PI and Senayan,,,, never met any myself as I prefer fast food... wahahahaha...

Interesting ya. Enak dong....

[Wizrd]

Originally Posted by Rainman

KNS.. hahahaa... kenna juga lo....

I know some so call high class Ayam hang out around PI and Senayan,,,, never met any myself as I prefer fast food... wahahahaha...

Interesting ya. Enak dong....

hahahaha..bro, yeah I know, right?

Yeah...checked with my friends here...seems the atas ayam hang around Senayan because of X2...they are waiting for the clubbers. And they operate in groups...


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