Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[seabream]

Laughter bump!

[News938FM]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Business joke
you will love it😜

Two White Men in New York were standing around and taking a break in their soon-to-be new store.

As yet, the store wasn't ready, and didn't even have the shelves set up.

One commented to the other,
"I bet any minute now some Indian guy is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious old PARSI BAWA FROM INDIA walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked,
"Vat ya sellin' here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically,
"We're selling idiots."

*Without skipping a beat, the old PARSI BAWA answered,*

*"Must be doing well, only two left !!!*

😉😁😂🤣

No Panga with.. *PARSI BAWAS* 😀😀

Wahahaa very witty Indian

[Hurricane88]

More pic jokes...

[loneyheart]

Thxs for the laugh n hv a nice weekend

[MugenEG9]

That was extremely funny!

[loneyheart]

Originally Posted by MugenEG9

That was extremely funny!

Fav returned upped u bk bro Thxs

[bigbirdbird]

Going Hunting

A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.

“Seamus,” he said, “I am going hunting tomorrow. I don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of my patients.”

“Yes, sir!” answers Seamus.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks, “So, Seamus, how was your day?”

Seamus told him that he took care of three patients..

“The first one had a headache so I gave him Tylenol.”

“Bravo, and the second one?” – asks the doctor.

“The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Malox, sir.” –

says Seamus.“Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third one?” asks the doctor.

“Sir, I was sitting here, and suddenly the door opened and a middle-aged woman entered. Like a flame, she undressed herself, taking off everything including

her bra, her panties and lied down on the table. She spread her legs and shouted:

“HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!”

“Thunderin’ Lard Jayzus, Seamus, what did ye do?” asked the doctor.

“I put drops in her eyes.”

[bigbirdbird]

Family Therapy

A psychiatrist was conducting family therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

"You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with sweets. So much so you even named your daughter, Candy."

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, "Come on Dick, we're leaving, this guy has no idea what he's talking about."

[xbadboyx]

Great jokes! always laughing!

[MasterPlayer]

Great jokes. Thanks for sharing

[Hurricane88]

*What is the difference between an Ordinary Thief (OT) and a Political Thief (PT)?* ..

1.The *Ordinary Thief* steals your money,
bag,
watch,
gold chain etc.
But,
The *Political Thief* steals your future,
career,
education,
health and business!

2. The hilarious part is: ..
The *Ordinary Thief* will choose whom to rob.
But, you yourself choose the *Political Thief* to rob you.

3. The most ironic one: ..
Police will chase and nab the *Ordinary Thief.*
But,
Police will look after and protect the *Political Thief!*
That’s the travesty and irony of our current society!
And,
we blindly say we are not blind!

👍 Too good not to share..

[Platinumtiger]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Agreed, our AhLee Baba has 80 over thieves

[etsys]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

“HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!”

“Thunderin’ Lard Jayzus, Seamus, what did ye do?” asked the doctor.

“I put drops in her eyes.”

Perfect Assistant !

[Hurricane88]

*Coronavirus 🦠 is the best thing that could happen:*

• My wife does not want to travel

• She doesn't want to buy anything because everything comes from China.

• She does not go to the Mall (or any event) for fear of being infected.

• And the best part, is that she stays all day and night with her mouth covered 😷

This is not a virus.
*It is salvation*

[Boluva]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Family Therapy

A psychiatrist was conducting family therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

"You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with sweets. So much so you even named your daughter, Candy."

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, "Come on Dick, we're leaving, this guy has no idea what he's talking about."

Nice share bro, thanks!!