looking for companion / sugar uncle for a jobless broke lau lang aunty.

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

CONGRATULATIONS!

but u need more applicants for selection.
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WOOHOO'S terms and conditions

1. age - 35 to 45. (10 year range) chinese;
2. cannot suka suka touch touch, unless approved, QC checked and ISO-ed by WOOHOO!
3. looks, must be a bit lau yan lau yan types (I stressed)... and not too ka tek, minumum, 1.75m (+/-)
4. special offer is can eat, Ojian, chakway tiao, LAK-SA ai hum... etc hawker food; and
5. pocket money cannot be less than S$650-S$800. that is minimum liao!

FINE PRINT
all other terms and conditions to be discussed and approved by WOOHOO personally and subject to her approval. She may or may not agree and no bargaining and/or provoke any unhappiness towards her as respect for elderly aunty is of the highest priority. Unless othervise stated, all above terms and conditions can and shall be subject to change as per WOOHOO's mood and prerogative!

TO THE PERSON WHO ZAP me on this post with this comment at 18-12-2013 05:33 PM Don't waste time lah...old and useless lazy old auntie!!! Only those ugly, old can't make it lao tiko old ah peks will take up your offer!!! Haha

This is WOOHOO sis' intro and not mine.

also points here cannot buy cai tao kway or chicken rice or even maggi mee to eat. I prefer can food or chakwaytiao or wantan mee etc... so BROTHERS who are kind to me, do not GIVE me any more points to let whoever enjoy the zapping. if zap until nothing, you can email me to ask me out and we can go eat the lost and found makan stalls!

PLEASE do not give me points. write in this thread to tcss CAN!

KAMSIA hor! wish you have a SONG EVENING!

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by hardpoke

poison your thread with T-ara~

kamsia! i go home then watch then dance to it nekkid!

I think KARA going to break up group liao! lololol!

[hardpoke]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

TO THE PERSON WHO ZAP me on this post with this comment at 18-12-2013 05:33 PM Don't waste time lah...old and useless lazy old auntie!!! Only those ugly, old can't make it lao tiko old ah peks will take up your offer!!! Haha

This is WOOHOO sis' intro and not mine.

also points here cannot buy cai tao kway or chicken rice or even maggi mee to eat. I prefer can food or chakwaytiao or wantan mee etc... so BROTHERS who are kind to me, do not GIVE me any more points to let whoever enjoy the zapping. if zap until nothing, you can email me to ask me out and we can go eat the lost and found makan stalls!

PLEASE do not give me points. write in this thread to tcss CAN!

KAMSIA hor! wish you have a SONG EVENING!

deducted how many points? 6 or 12?

[hardpoke]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

kamsia! i go home then watch then dance to it nekkid!

I think KARA going to break up group liao! lololol!

this MV not those dance dance kind.. you want dance dance kind huh? i flood your thread with t-ara MVs..

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by hcg_explorer

ha... no fancy in Yat Kun leh...

muz plan lah.. 阿佬 ei timing veli unflexible. depends on which area...

sis Guess, wu heng chu bo... btw, where is durian huh... like MIA leh.. oso sis WH...

HENG AH! u don't like Yat Kun! *sweatz!

oh i on leave soon... when you want go must tell me... then i go sell for one round first.

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by hardpoke

this MV not those dance dance kind.. you want dance dance kind huh? i flood your thread with t-ara MVs..

put some for me to watch la... i on leave soon le...

thanks!

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by hardpoke

deducted how many points? 6 or 12?

dont knw, aiya mai bother la. points cannot buy food to eat when I hungwee!

also cannot exchange for the chabeehoon with luncheon meat! so pls. mai bother, u r nice i know can

[Cuntworth]

I can only dance like that

[hardpoke]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

dont knw, aiya mai bother la. points cannot buy food to eat when I hungwee!

also cannot exchange for the chabeehoon with luncheon meat! so pls. mai bother, u r nice i know can

no lar.. i just want to see if my suspicion is right..

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by Cuntworth

I can only dance like that

Thank you! i watch tonite i go home!

[hardpoke]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

put some for me to watch la... i on leave soon le...

thanks!

aiyo.. go youtube search sure have a lot lar.. haha.. later people zap me for flooding your thread with chio bu MVs..

[discordpiggy]

double post. sorry.

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by Cuntworth

I can only dance like that

HOHOHOHO! but this is my fave la :P

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by hardpoke

no lar.. i just want to see if my suspicion is right..

that person also siao one! i neber quote what age the sugar uncle should be. lolololol!

In fact, i am looking for someone 27-28. sugar uncle is just a term, depends on how you want to call it... it just plain 아저씨

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by ah rat

Any successful applicant

No applicant. only got zappers!