Gers Are Still Gers

[vesfreq]

To uselessger,

Girls in their 20s think they are high and mighty. What to do? Kenna shot and tekan bad by them. I don't mind, because I know they are like cars. And, cars depreciate by the second and comes with high running costs.

Women, unfortunately, come with high running costs too. ie, your younger peers. Its a very tiring process to date them, u know? wtf, go out one time, after that girl never reply my sms. Its like someone talking to you, but you never bother to reply.

Its total rudeness, I tell you. Gone are the days, where women deserve good respect from men.

Recently also met another .... gal who deserves to be listed in the hall of shame. She has been leading 7-8 something guys on. Guys have been doing all kinds of things to win her favour and crap. In the end, she can go for blind date and proudly declare it to everyone. Its like a slap in the face.

Its complete 100% immaturity. Like seeking for attention all the time. If no one to talk to, she comes to me. wtf! When she finds new bf, she runs off. I'm no spare tyre, but these people are taking me for a fool.

[spermmann2003]

Women have a disease in them, it was passed down from eve. Adam told me there is no way to totally exterminate it and the only way to curb the disease is to feed the women with sperm, lots and lots of sperm.

[spermmann2003]

Oops forgot to say mine:

At a swimming pool, mid afternoon, not many swimmers around.

I was swimming side stroke, so face was looking at the walking path.

After the swim, my ex pulled a cheeby black face whole day. I asked her why, she say nothing, i knew there was something, so i persisted. In the end, she said:" just now u swim side stroke because you bioing a girl!"

Seriously, i swear to god, there was not a single shit soul my face was looking at during the swim. Tats really my limit and i was speechless for 2 weeks.

[agent010]

Originally Posted by spermmann2003

Women have a disease in them, it was passed down from eve. Adam told me there is no way to totally exterminate it and the only way to curb the disease is to feed the women with sperm, lots and lots of sperm.

women are cursed to control for their whole lives . men? cursed to forget all tt are impt and remember those less impt ones

[OceanEleven]

Originally Posted by spermmann2003

Oops forgot to say mine:

I was swimming side stroke, so face was looking at the walking path.
After the swim, my ex pulled a cheeby black face whole day. I asked her why, she say nothing, i knew there was something, so i persisted. In the end, she said:" just now u swim side stroke because you bioing a girl!"
Seriously, i swear to god, there was not a single shit soul my face was looking at during the swim. Tats really my limit and i was speechless for 2 weeks.

Next time dont swim, simply dive in and underwater for the full length, else get her to evacuated the swimming pool area while you swim.
The few things things that we never fathom......

[Five Stone]

Originally Posted by spermmann2003

Oops forgot to say mine:
Seriously, i swear to god, there was not a single shit soul my face was looking at during the swim. Tats really my limit and i was speechless for 2 weeks.

Haha, never underestimate the imagination of a woman at the most impossible moment.......

[vesfreq]

Originally Posted by Five Stone

Haha, never underestimate the imagination of a woman at the most impossible moment.......

Thats why girls make good auditors and accountants. *puke* Accountant gfs are a pain to manage. At least, somewhat more frugal than the usual spg.

[t123]

Originally Posted by OceanEleven

Next time dont swim, simply dive in and underwater for the full length, else get her to evacuated the swimming pool area while you swim.
The few things things that we never fathom......

Chey, next time better don't do anything lagi best. TMD, in the past I also denied becos I really did not bio anything. CCB, sometimes was pinched near my eye lid somemore.

[OceanEleven]

Originally Posted by t123

Chey, next time better don't do anything lagi best. TMD, in the past I also denied becos I really did not bio anything. CCB, sometimes was pinched near my eye lid somemore.

Haha, my friend better, he is short sighted and minimum 500deg each eye, he kanna fxxk jialat jialat when he went swimming with GF, she accused him of bioing gals. For god's sake, he cant see even a bloody elephant charging at him without his glasses.

[suteerak1099]

its funny at times when they react at the tiniest slip-ups we commit, when they by all graciousness and grandeur be pardoned for their major slip-ups. the guy gets pinched or smacked for looking in general directions, or if not checking blindspot - its man's natural instinct, especially when adopting a more protective/authoratative character when in a relationship

the gal on the other hand, can boldly wow and blow whistles at any or every hot-bod/babyface that passes by. sometimes, even got the cheek to compare and pass sarcastic comments, ie: "dar, time for u to stop downing 6packs, work on those abs - sexy is the man w 6pack abs", "dar, see how loving that hunk is? can carry all the shopping bags for his dear, why cant you??", "dar, look at that guy at the KFC counter, is that his wallet or has he been working out?"...etc

its perfectly alright for them to smack us, while we're charged w assault/abuse for even the slightest teasing spank lol. 天理何在~！

[red-perrier]

Originally Posted by suteerak1099

its funny at times when they react at the tiniest slip-ups we commit, when they by all graciousness and grandeur be pardoned for their major slip-ups. ....the gal on the other hand, can boldly wow and blow whistles at any or every hot-bod/babyface that passes by. sometimes, even got the cheek to compare and pass sarcastic comments....its perfectly alright for them to smack us, while we're charged w assault/abuse for even the slightest teasing spank lol. 天理何在~！

not to mention the occassional entrapments, so they validate the reasons to smack us more. eg:
ger: "dear, you think that ger chio or not?"
guy: "wah! not bad lah, complexion & features gd - quite chio"
ger: "really meh? more chio than me meh? how about that 1 in the dress?"
guy: "wah! thunder thighs, but complexion & features still gd - quite chio"
ger: "really meh? more chio than me meh?"
guy: "i never compare her with you lah, you ask, so i give honest opinions lor"
ger: "but why you have to say that she's chio?! that means i'm not chio to you anymore lah? grown sick & tired of me liao!"
guy: "no no no, i never meant it that way"
ger: "its ok, fine! no wonder you dont call me as often as before, you're now less concerned about my life!"

to resolve the whole matter, guy need to get on knees to apologize, or buy something to pamper & make up for his MISTAKE(s) lol

[vesfreq]

Originally Posted by OceanEleven

Haha, my friend better, he is short sighted and minimum 500deg each eye, he kanna fxxk jialat jialat when he went swimming with GF, she accused him of bioing gals. For god's sake, he cant see even a bloody elephant charging at him without his glasses.

*Plants an anti-personnel mine* Any damn bloody elephant will now be blown into smithereens, if it has the balls to charge forward.

Your friend very suay siah.

[red-perrier]

sometimes, things that the woman says/demands can really confuse us big time. and when it comes to sex... whoa hohohoho... it'd hurt where it hurts most.......

scenario: its been months and the man being restless and in dire need of some action intiates it...
guy: dar, r u thinking wat i'm thinking?
ger: wat?? but i dont need it today, no wonder u been sending me those naughty sms all day.
guy: c'mon lah dar, i havent disappointed u, have i?
ger: true, u do know how to make things work both ways, but i'm tired and the time of the month is due soon.
guy: aiyah, u mean we gotta wait till after???
ger: dear, pls lah.. i'm not feeling up to it, dont wanna disappoint u while at it.
guy: sigh...... ok lah... guess i'll just have to go relief it myself.
ger: grin...thanx for understanding dear...love u

scenario: a wk after the mensus, the woman now in need and intiates, dourns the freshly purchased see-thru lingerie to bed...
ger: dear, look at the new lingerie i bought today... u like? <CFM look>
guy: wah! so thin! as good as not wearing anything... dont snatch the quilt from me tonight hor
ger: tsk! aiyah dear... didnt u see the chain of sms i sent u today? <whining>
(guy lying in bed- drifting into sleep)
guy : aiyah, i couldnt. i was in the midst of a conference, didnt read much too.
(ger snuggles up to the guy and blows gently into the ear)
ger: i want to serve u tonight...
guy: huh?? not tonight dar, i'm too tired... the wine and heavy dinner w the clients...<yawn>
(ger flares! and wakes guy up)
ger: how come u dont want?!! just last wk u were asking, then now the time of the month's just past and i'm ready... u decline??
guy: i had a heavy dinner and the wine's making me drowsy... surely u dont want me to spill my dinner on u while we're at it ya??
ger: c'mon, out with it... ! this new lingerie cant even turn u on?? tell me, where else did u entertain your clients?!!
guy: no where, just dinner + wine and sent them back to hotel, b4 i head home...
ger: i don't believe, u men all the same.. when u want it, u just want it.. never bother about our feelings.
(ger whips out the vibrator and storms to the bathroom)
guy: what have i done to upset u... ??

when the man need it, it alright if he doesnt get it... when the woman need it, the man'd die if he didnt give it.

[andyhp]

here is a VERY ODD one

when girls ask you for their comment for which skirt/top to get, either way also get "tio bua" by them

1) both also nice = they will reply "cant you give a comment?"

2) the left/right one = "why leh?"

my personal experience from answering number 2, "left one. at least it's more happening, it's the current trend now also"

then she reply "knn, you gay or wad?"


moral of the story.. even reply properly also kenna from the girl. might as well dont answer.

Originally Posted by dejavu

According to a medical report, a Ger's decision faculty is somewhat more complexed than that of a guy. A lot of 'what-ifs' but apparently, it goes into an eternal loop with no clear conclusion.

Cheers

Yo bro ur nick is unique hee hee saw it also in blur ger thread wat does tat means huh? sorry haha

sammy jnr where r u? i cant find ur post lei pm me can? hee hee

sorry off topic hee hee