Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[quynhon]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Nice and meaningful jokes.

[KotexGMTMaster]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Good morning handsome...

Now I know I'm very handsome
Thanks bro Hurricane88 for sharing good jokes.

[osssa]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Nice share bro, thanks!

[CharcoalMiner]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Woo very nice. Thanks bro bigbirdbird, please share more.

[Jnut]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

I hear today is adults day ,

HAPPY ADULTS DAY 🙏
@
When I Was a KID ~

PUSSY meant CAT

SEX meant GENDER

BITCH was a FEMALE DOG

DICK was a Cartoon Character

BANG was a SOUND

NUTS were Fruits

RUBBER was nothing but an ERASER

ASS was an ANIMAL

COCK was a Male Bird

SCREW was just a TOOL

HEAD meant a part of the BODY

BALLS meant a round TOY

LUBRICANT was Oil

ORAL meant Poetry Recitation

MISSIONARY meant a man of God

69 was the number after 68

AND THEN .........

I met all you "good people"
... and my education got messed up!!!
If I miss Heaven ,I will hold you people responsible.
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😀😆
HAPPY ADULT'S DAY.

Fully agreed with this hehe

[robusta]

Very good joke bro.
Cheers.

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

I hear today is adults day ,

HAPPY ADULTS DAY 🙏
@
When I Was a KID ~

PUSSY meant CAT

SEX meant GENDER

BITCH was a FEMALE DOG

DICK was a Cartoon Character

BANG was a SOUND

NUTS were Fruits

RUBBER was nothing but an ERASER

ASS was an ANIMAL

COCK was a Male Bird

SCREW was just a TOOL

HEAD meant a part of the BODY

BALLS meant a round TOY

LUBRICANT was Oil

ORAL meant Poetry Recitation

MISSIONARY meant a man of God

69 was the number after 68

AND THEN .........

I met all you "good people"
... and my education got messed up!!!
If I miss Heaven ,I will hold you people responsible.
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😀😆
HAPPY ADULT'S DAY.

[SingJoongki]

Very fantastic share, thanks very much bro.

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

I hear today is adults day ,

HAPPY ADULTS DAY 🙏
@
When I Was a KID ~

PUSSY meant CAT

SEX meant GENDER

BITCH was a FEMALE DOG

DICK was a Cartoon Character

BANG was a SOUND

NUTS were Fruits

RUBBER was nothing but an ERASER

ASS was an ANIMAL

COCK was a Male Bird

SCREW was just a TOOL

HEAD meant a part of the BODY

BALLS meant a round TOY

LUBRICANT was Oil

ORAL meant Poetry Recitation

MISSIONARY meant a man of God

69 was the number after 68

AND THEN .........

I met all you "good people"
... and my education got messed up!!!
If I miss Heaven ,I will hold you people responsible.
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😀😆
HAPPY ADULT'S DAY.

[bigbirdbird]

Family Gathering

There was a family gathering, with all generations around

Mischievous teenagers put a Viagra tablet into Grandpa's drink, and after a while, Grandpa excused himself, because he had to go to the bathroom for a pee. When he returned, however, his trousers were wet all over.

'What happened, Grandpa?' asked his concerned children.

'Well,' he answered, 'I don't really know. I had to go to the bathroom. I took my penis out and started to pee, but then I saw that it wasn't mine, so I put it back!'

[bigbirdbird]

Sunday Quickie


Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said.

"An ambulance just drove by."

A few moments passed.

"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out.

"Matt's riding a new bike, and the Coopers are having sex."

Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked.

"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.

[bigbirdbird]

Always Wear Your Undies


Be careful what you wear (or don't wear), when working under your vehicle, especially in public.

From the Sydney Morning Herald in Australia comes this story of a Central West couple who drove their car to K-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car there in the lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.

Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward and put her hand up his shorts and tucked everything back into place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have several stitches in his head.

[ris2099]

Funny jokes. Keep them cumming...

[bigbirdbird]

During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students:

"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?" Mike replies "Wait a minute, I'm going for a p."

The teacher says : "That would be very rude and improper on your part." Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute."

The teacher says : "That's much better but to mention the word ''toilet'' during a meal, is unpleasant."

And Billy says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce to you after dinner. "

The teacher passed out..

[bigbirdbird]

[kadeka]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Always Wear Your Undies


Be careful what you wear (or don't wear), when working under your vehicle, especially in public.

From the Sydney Morning Herald in Australia comes this story of a Central West couple who drove their car to K-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car there in the lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.

Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward and put her hand up his shorts and tucked everything back into place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have several stitches in his head.

This is a good one hehe
Thanks bro!!

[diputs1269]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Nice for doggie, hehe.