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24-07-2005, 10:52 AM
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24-07-2005, 04:31 PM
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they can be marksman in e army anytime.. my story.. Me: wat u doin later? her: told u already.. me: reali?? slip my mind ah.. can tell me again PLEASE?? (note e formal use) Her: for wat?? U DUN CARE ABT ME!! ONE EAR GO IN ONE EAR GO OUT!! her story.. Her: go out today with me?? me: cannot.. hav to prepare for report submission tomorrow.. told u liao mah.. her: WHERE GOT??? U DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!! Y SAY SO LATE?? I DUN CARE, GO OUT WITH ME!! I'M BORED!! In e end, sleep s 3am++ to finish my report after the shoppin...  Btw, i like ur signature... but dunno y girls like men to keep saying..
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24-07-2005, 09:18 PM
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 I've been down that line too.... MM: Tomorrow we going out right? Mrs: Aiyah..i tired lah... MM: But i applied leave already... Mrs: Just go back to work lah.... MM: (speechless) Following day Mrs: WHERE ARE YOU?! MM: Work lah.. Mrs: I thought we going out? MM: I thought you tired and told me to cancel my leave? Mrs: NO (with the hidden implication of: NO, i didn't say that you twit - you just don't understand me) MM: But I'm at work lah Mrs: So you love work more than you love me? MM: (in my head) NO, but i'd SURE LOVE to knock you on the head with my tennis racket!! Mrs: I don't care, I'm already at Takashimaya...come down NOW! MM: .......... MM: Boss, I have to rush home Boss: Why? MM: I think the maid ran away, that's what my wife said...my $3000 deposit could be gone.... Moral: it don't matter if you wear the pants at home, it's who wears the BELT Tips for bros: If from young you're a good white liar...it helps...trust me ps: what's so nice about my signature? 
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25-07-2005, 12:31 AM
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 Chances are better on 4D i think.
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25-07-2005, 12:33 AM
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25-07-2005, 12:17 PM
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nice scenarios here... i've got some to share too:
on a typical day at work: teleconversation takes place moments prior to knocking off... woman: y never call me?! man: busy but i sms u, yet u never reply...(implying she's the culprit for the comms break-down) woman: oh, sorry i 4got to reply lah, phone was in the handbag so didnt see/hear the sms incoming... bt how come i call yet u never answer my call? man: was in a meeting, i left my phone in the briefcase woman: mobile phone should be on u all the time so u can be reached at anytime/anywhere!! its clear u're trying to avoid me right??!!!seeing another gal behind my back isit?!!?!?! man: <snooked expression>  (p.s: notice the irony? who's teaching who??) at a shopping trip together as a couple: scenario in the ladies section... woman: dar^dar, i need new underwear the old ones not comfortable anymore man: ok dear, u pick wat u like lor... how many sets u need? woman: hmm, i think maybe 2-3 sets should suffice <35min gone.. she's still picking> man: dear, found anything u like? color? pattern? wat u prefer? woman: cant decide leh, i picked out 5sets, now still thinking on the 6th.. man: wah!! i tot u only wanted 2-3 sets...?? woman: aiyah, buy 2 get 1 free... so might as well la!! man: ok lor.. so which 6 u like? i think the 2 pink ones quite sweet, should look great on u lor... emphasis on the bustline & hips...hehe woman: wats that suppose to mean? u mean my breasts too small & ass to big right?!! man: uh...i meant it as a compliment, dont be angry lah... i'll shut up...u pick, i pay can?? <she lets out the ugliest frown, drops all her picks on the counter n storms out> man: <pay n give chase to locate gf> dear, wait lah.. dont angry lah, i bought all your picks liao woman: <screeaching> u stupid or wat, i havent even tried for size...!! i dont care, i'm not going back in there.. u're such an embarrassment. 
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爱一生中不多不少，会有一次不得了，其实没人比我知道 你就是我的不能不要。如果黑夜太难熬，我陪你日夜颠倒，爱一场该付出多少-因为你我不计较。
 a beauty; a blessing... a pauper; a curse... a beautiful impecunious; not sure if its a blessing or a curse
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#967
25-07-2005, 12:44 PM
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i've got more to share:
hungry couple insearch of place to dine after the shopping is done...<man carrying the bags> woman: dar, i hungry liao...wat should we eat? man: (thought u'd never ask! i havent even had my lunch and u never asked) urm, i could eat a cow, lets eat at breeks or sizzlers? woman: aiyah, u always wanna eat red meat, i want something light. sushi can? man: ok lor, let's go for the sushi buffet?? (mouth watering) <while queueing at the jap restaurant> woman: aiyah, actually very long never eat korean liao... i miss kimchi man: but we're already in the queue, we have korean next wkend lor?? <she frowns but grins in a teasing manner> woman: ok lah, see u carry all the shopping bags. i let u off this time <staring at the menu after being seated> man: ok dear, wat u wanna eat? i think i can eat a whole set meal + some sashimi on the sides woman: hmm, wat's nice n light? <20min gone.. she's still not decided waiter refill green tea> man: dear, found anything? the cold noodles or udon should be quite light woman: dont want lah, the miso soup inside so salty man: bt most their soup is miso based woman: ok lah, i'll just get the oyakodon lah, extra u finish for me <grin> man: ok lor.. i just get the unagi set meal can liao <order is served> woman: <havent finished half the bowl, pushes the bowl to guy> dar, i had enough.. full liao man: wah, eat so little? better eat abit more, dont wait i eat liao u got nothing left <she shakes head saying signalling she's full> <guy finishes his unagi set & moves on to finish the oyakodon... pay up n leave the restaurant & continue shopping> woman: dar, u had enough? i think i wanna get some bachang, just now not full enough and then u finished my oyakodon *sulk man: *burp*
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爱一生中不多不少，会有一次不得了，其实没人比我知道 你就是我的不能不要。如果黑夜太难熬，我陪你日夜颠倒，爱一场该付出多少-因为你我不计较。
a beauty; a blessing... a pauper; a curse... a beautiful impecunious; not sure if its a blessing or a curse
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#968
27-07-2005, 12:23 AM
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i think no one asked for your humble opinion.....
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#969
27-07-2005, 10:27 AM
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#970
27-07-2005, 01:54 PM
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The funny thing about women is that they all try their best to behave like anal retentive virgins, but like most of us bro's know - they are just sluts in disguise. They all want a good stiff one over anything anytime - but - they refuse to admit that they are sluts - so they make us work for it! SHIT lah - enough mind games lah! I find that most women needs us to a) pile them with enough booze, b) eat aphrodisiacs like oysters, c)get hot and heavy - so that they will feel vindicated after their bonks with us guys.
Problem is dat when we get electric shocked by one, we will play out the many scenarios as discussed here, to our own disadvbantage - why?? I also dunno cos I also just kenna electric shock recently and behavin like a 15 year old teen again! ANy ways to cure this?
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#971
28-07-2005, 12:08 PM
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i mean no disrespect for gers, but we all long for attention, be pampered and be showered with tonnes of gifts (pricier gifts sometimes weigh alot more). man will shudder when the woman moan/groan & give us the GLITTERING tear-glazed eyes, while woman shudder at the GLITTERING of the tiffany-jewellery.
woman hope for her man to be conqueror at work, all-rounder at home & warrior in bed. while man probably hope for the woman to be the angel to comfort his daily battle wounds, loving mother who feeds the family, princess/queen in bed. in recent days when gender equality takes place, when woman sometimes do better than the man, there's bound to be some role-reversal... but still there's double standards when mandatory/fundamental daily issues come into play. maybe its time for the man to 钓起来卖, and let the woman do all the work in earning herself the much desired Sensative New Age Guy. its quite obvious that if the man stoops a little, the woman will start stomping all over in her 4" stilhettos.
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honor and glory, boner and pussy when the lark stands tall, the reds will not fall! u'll never walk alone.
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#972
28-07-2005, 12:35 PM
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suteerak1099, i experienced what you experienced but does it comes with slaps and kneeling down so that she won't scream at top of her voice.
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#973
28-07-2005, 01:28 PM
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my oh my... hey i though only those teens will do that ... Hahaha the way u all put damm funny....
I know know we gers behave this way at the certain period of the month.. I don think everyday right
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#974
29-07-2005, 03:25 PM
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#975
29-07-2005, 04:06 PM
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But stupid women keep wans us men to say,express n prove our actions.. 
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