The life of a typical singapore Ah beng

[1nottiboy]

I very old liao. near retirement age. cos I was never a beng so just trying to understand. good schs throughout my schooling years.

guess its just diff ways of doing things. I never allowed myself to be bullied. i will call the police or the MP or whichever ministry that's responsible for my well being. If ppl make my life difficult, i will pay it back. why should they have it easy? I pay taxes after all. In SG, its not so bad - in the sense that the laws are pretty well defined. that's why going to police. while not always effective, is always an option.

when i was living in China, calling the police was not always an option unless you had frens on the inside. that's where it's really a jungle. the smaller the city, the "darker" it is. every man for himself. that's why when i was working in china, i usually stayed at home unless i was out courting a gal.

anyway this is a sex forum. lets focus on the lians.

Originally Posted by Turtle

You very funny.. haha. How old are you? My teacher cane me and pull my hair and ear, I go home also diam diam..

[Johnston]

Originally Posted by 1nottiboy

I very old liao. near retirement age. cos I was never a beng so just trying to understand. good schs throughout my schooling years.

anyway this is a sex forum. lets focus on the lians.

I say you say make some noise!!!!!


My dear old fellow - 3 little words for you: you dont know.
In these 3 words are contained untold experiences - getting drunk etc - clubbing and fun .... Shiny lights and dim aftermaths....

I cannot explain to you the buzz we felt in sparks - the chants - the atmosphere - the endless smoky haze etc.... The long que in - the full lifts down

So we just say to you : you dont know
You cant, you couldnt.

[1nottiboy]

Ya man... you are rite. i have always wanted to do Ah Lians but never had the opportunity... or should i say, they never wanted to do me

Originally Posted by Johnston

I say you say make some noise!!!!!


My dear old fellow - 3 little words for you: you dont know.
In these 3 words are contained untold experiences - getting drunk etc - clubbing and fun .... Shiny lights and dim aftermaths....

I cannot explain to you the buzz we felt in sparks - the chants - the atmosphere - the endless smoky haze etc.... The long que in - the full lifts down

So we just say to you : you dont know
You cant, you couldnt.

[Turtle]

Originally Posted by 1nottiboy

I very old liao. near retirement age. cos I was never a beng so just trying to understand. good schs throughout my schooling years.

You are around 40 years old. Of cos, you can retire in few years time, dependant on your career. Not doubting you, I have got friends who are retired in their 40s. But the way you put it, makes me think you are at least late 50s or even 60. Haha

By the way, well written stories by you. Do continue to write and let ts continue to share his too.

[1nottiboy]

Wah! you should be working for the CID!

Originally Posted by Turtle

You are around 40 years old. Of cos, you can retire in few years time, dependant on your career. Not doubting you, I have got friends who are retired in their 40s. But the way you put it, makes me think you are at least late 50s or even 60. Haha

By the way, well written stories by you. Do continue to write and let ts continue to share his too.

[acidicavex]

Originally Posted by 1nottiboy

I very old liao. near retirement age. cos I was never a beng so just trying to understand. good schs throughout my schooling years.

guess its just diff ways of doing things. I never allowed myself to be bullied. i will call the police or the MP or whichever ministry that's responsible for my well being. If ppl make my life difficult, i will pay it back. why should they have it easy? I pay taxes after all. In SG, its not so bad - in the sense that the laws are pretty well defined. that's why going to police. while not always effective, is always an option.

when i was living in China, calling the police was not always an option unless you had frens on the inside. that's where it's really a jungle. the smaller the city, the "darker" it is. every man for himself. that's why when i was working in china, i usually stayed at home unless i was out courting a gal.

anyway this is a sex forum. lets focus on the lians.

Bro the way u put like that machiam different background liao is like RI n neighbourhood school leh... lol base on bro turtle mention age not far apart. So can only guess different type of cheonging.

Originally Posted by Turtle

You are around 40 years old. Of cos, you can retire in few years time, dependant on your career. Not doubting you, I have got friends who are retired in their 40s. But the way you put it, makes me think you are at least late 50s or even 60. Haha

By the way, well written stories by you. Do continue to write and let ts continue to share his too.

[notanexpert]

Wow last time really seems like fun. I was born much later than that.

[Want2call]

Originally Posted by bomberbird

wa u all older than me. lol i was born in the mid 80s. my time is sparks tea dance. lol... ok continue story

We definitely lau jiao canto best of the best...

Miss all my ex gf n fb there

Sparks later generation liao la...but I still got go

[bomberbird]

Originally Posted by beck7777

Pager must take Motorola (cant remember the model but got 1 is transparent) then hook up with long golden clip chain..

388 and 688 must zhng with shinny lights like Xmas tree together with blinking antenna then stylo....

The pager is called memo jazz. I still have but my chain is silver not gold

[Metalboy]

Woah Nice Story!... Hook Liao!.. Waiting for the next story!

[Johnston]

Originally Posted by acidicavex

Wooo fire!!!!! The roof the roof is on fire!!!!...

We dont need no water let the motherfucker burn!!!!

God all the sparkster come crawling out of the darkness ))

[TempLust]

Originally Posted by Johnston

We dont need no water let the motherfucker burn!!!!

God all the sparkster come crawling out of the darkness ))

Waaahhhahhahha....yes, from darkness.

When the music starts and the Bat Craft decends with its strobing lights onto the dance floor.

We are the Dark Knights strutting our stuff.

Wonder how many old farts here know WTF I'm talking about.

Oh yah, we're not old. Just started young OK !!!

[hulala88]

Wah.. fire fire burn so high liao lor

[Turtle]

Originally Posted by hulala88

Wah.. fire fire burn so high liao lor

Must add behind sentence.. fire fire burn so high, kan ni lao bu Chow Chee bye. Haha... bery shiok!

[bomberbird]

Originally Posted by Turtle

Must add behind sentence.. fire fire burn so high, kan ni lao bu Chow Chee bye. Haha... bery shiok!

the second fire fire burn so low.. knnb XXX u never say leh.