Pretty girl but got bad breath

[Lenova]

Ask her to wash up first lor. Cannot be smelly always rite...

[BANANASKIN]

I once had a 24yr FB, everything was great. Juz tat when she slps, SHE snores! OMG i'm a light sleep & i had trouble slping with her after the makeout session. Worst rite?

[michaelrocksam]

Originally Posted by BANANASKIN

I once had a 24yr FB, everything was great. Juz tat when she slps, SHE snores! OMG i'm a light sleep & i had trouble slping with her after the makeout session. Worst rite?

simple solution!!!

chwee ta lan (shove your dick into her mouth she will stop )

[BANANASKIN]

If she dream of eating sauage then bite. How?

[Bangster]

haha that was funny

i m a heavy snorer also...
Army bunk enemy #1 during NS.

[Stud00]

Alamak bro.
Offer her a sweet la.
if she don wanna.. then.. ermm.. control ur breath?
if cant work.. spray air fresherners..
LOL!

[Bangster]

Many years ago, I was on a flight from Beijing back to Sg alone.

Coincidentally, sitting with me was a PRC lass, not too bad looking, not very chio also lah. She was dressed presentably and we started to chat not too long into the flight.

She was at least 5 years older than me and had never been to Sg. Curiously, I asked if she was alone on the flight but she told me her boyfriend was somewhere at the back. Due to a full flight, they were not able to get seats together.

Knowing this definitely made the otherwise boring trip much more interesting, but not as interesting as I would've like it to be (cannot lah...pple's bf was behind lah...kena hantam in plane is damnnn malu one...and later sure will have police to escort us if it happened). She was really curious about everything Singapore. And I was kind enough to provide all the information.

As our chats went on, we unknowingly moved our faces closer. This was also due to some of the less desirable things I've said to her about Singapore and not wanting others to overhear. You could say we were almost whispering to each other at some point.

The close proximity of our faces were also accompanied with some electrifying eye contact. She would be looking deep into my eyes and likewise, me hers. And I caught her looking at my lips. That was the signal to me. The whole situation was almost screaming out for us to steal a kiss, however illicit it would be. I seldom feel this way but the sexual tension between us in the air was as heavy as the snow in wintertime.

Then I smelled it.

The whole time I was probably too engrossed in the conversation to even notice it. Until now. Damn, it just spoiled everything that have been built up since an hour ago. Her unforgiveable breath just confessed she has not touched toothpaste and mouth rinse for 1 week or more. It was horrible. I totally lost all the interest and kept my physical distance from her. I did however keep the conversation going but no more whispering and all that kissing distance shit.

After this incident, I made sure my own breath always stay fresh so as not to tell the other person I was actually a hippopotamus at home.