Angeles City (Balibago) Tips

[Rub&Buah]

Originally Posted by coper99

jus 2 relate an incident i encountered recently at clark airport.. was catchin cebu fight bk 2 sg,, m a light traveller so i do not hv any chk in baggages.was carryin 4 packs of frozen tocino(char siew,pinoy version,uncook)on my hand carry.as i was goin thru e custom,e officer scannin my hand carry stopped me.he hv tis fcukin big smile on his face,n i sensed wat was comin.. he : sir,wat is tat? me : tocino po. he : ahh..u cant hand carry tat sir,u hv 2 chk in e tocino sir. me : i dun hv any chk in kc,.so wat can i do now? or mayb u jus confiscate it.he looked at me n said.. he : sir,u reali wan 2 bring tis wif u? ok,give me some snacks.. (snacks means coffee money) i looked at him,dip n crumble e oni 50peso bill left in my pocket,n place e crumble bill into e tocino plastic bag.he looked into e plastic bag n said, he : oni 50peso? we r 3 officer hir,not enough 2 share. me : kuya,tat all i hv,i finish all my pera in e angeles bars kc,so hw now? his face damm long,n he said,cge,next time,dun finish all ur pera in e bars,n proceed 2 dip his hands into e tocino plastic bag 2 retrieve e 50peso bill. me : cge kuya,next time i wil give u more snacks po,thank u po.n i proceed 2 e holdin area. i noe i shouldnt b hand carryin raw meat,but it jus came over me 2 buy some n bring it bk. anyway,its more fun in e philipines,isnt it??

I could never forget those fake smiling tiger face of these uniforms personnel.now when passing by them I avoid eye contact as much as possible.

Thanks for sharing your misfortune in keeping us alert

[Boat collector]

FR for my most recent trip. 30th March - 2April.

Arrived at DMIA at 12midnight! SEAir Flight delayed. At the airport, there was a mad rush to get to the immigration quick cause I can see a few planes landing.. and indeed 1 from Hong Kong landed just before mine and another Jin Air (never heard of that airlines) landed just after. So long queue at immigration. But I was done at the immigration in 15 mins.

Then came the problem, inspite of my flight landing ahead of the Jin Air flight, all the luggage for Jin Air flight came out before the Seair flight! I ended up waiting more than 1 hour for the Luggage! To me it is so wierd, the Korean treat the Filipinos like shit, and they give them the better service, they just end up muttering under their breath about it!

While waiting in line, txt a girl to meet me at the hotel. By the time I arrived at the hotel it was 2am! waited another half an hour and the girl came! Wow! to me super stunning looks.. just my type! (except for the smallish boobs). Did 1 round and went to sleep. Woke up with the usual hard-on and did the second round. Had to hurry to get her out of the room so that house keeping can come in and clean the room before the arrival of my next guest!

In the mean time, txt Guapo and Datou. They were walking over to my hotel. While waiting went to our favourite money changer Zeny's to change money. Exchange rate was 33.80. While walking back saw Guapo ahead of me. turned around and Datou was behind me.. Had my first meal at Chow King as we considered what to do next as it was still early, 12noon. Decided to head to Pony Tails.

In Pony Tails, because it was still early, only 4-5 girls on stage. Decided to play pool while waiting. Pool cost PHP15 per game. Drinks PHP50. Met up with my regular girl (surprised that I was already there because I told her I was arriving at 3pm). Buy lady drinks for all her sisters.. :P But because I paid EWR for 2 of the girls, the girls drinks was charged at guest prices. Had to wait for 3pm before can leave, cause if leave earlier, the girl will not get paid for the day. It is ok, we settled down, and played pool and enjoyed the company of 7 girls! hehehe..

Bro Guapo had to go off to meet his "friend". so at 3pm, went back to hotel to go for first and second rounds. hehe. After that left the girls got hungry.. need to replenish energy.. so went to Chow King. Bumped into Bro Guapo and his guy friend. Guy friend wanted to see my Room in Devera, has a Jaccuzi. for only PHP1800.

Bro Guapo's friend wanted to see Pony. So go look for a girl for him there. But all only want to do short time. Actually, understand them a little better, if you treat them like normal hookers, they will act like hookers. But if you spend the time getting to know them and are willing to treat them like human beings instead of a sex toy, you will get a lot better service and they are more willing to stay a long time too. While it is true, they are working and money is important to them, there is really no reason to complain if they have performed the service they have been contracted to do and leave if the guys have an attitude that money makes everything right.

Anyway, unsuccessful in finding one from Pony Tails. Cannot remember what happened next.. but Guapo's friend found a syt in Lunetime,and off we went for bbq chicken dinner after that it was more bar hopping, Tropix was on the list. More of a blur.. But somewhere in between I found myself back in the room for another round.. Left the girls in the room, and joined Guapo and Friend for more bar hopping..(sorry, this last part all a daze.. not enough blood to the brains for memory retention), Vaguely remember Genesis, Fantasy.. but that is about all. Back to the room at 3am.. End of day.

[The Lord]

Nice FR Boat Collector.

The girl u texted t 2am was recommended by someone?

Wah how many rounds in one day man?

3 ? Or was it more?

Originally Posted by Boat collector

While waiting in line, txt a girl to meet me at the hotel. By the time I arrived at the hotel it was 2am! waited another half an hour and the girl came! Wow! to me super stunning looks.. just my type! (except for the smallish boobs). Did 1 round and went to sleep. Woke up with the usual hard-on and did the second round. Had to hurry to get her out of the room so that house keeping can come in and clean the room before the arrival of my next guest!

In the mean time, txt Guapo and Datou. They were walking over to my hotel. While waiting went to our favourite money changer Zeny's to change money. Exchange rate was 33.80. While walking back saw Guapo ahead of me. turned around and Datou was behind me.. Had my first meal at Chow King as we considered what to do next as it was still early, 12noon. Decided to head to Pony Tails.



Genesis, Fantasy.. but that is about all. Back to the room at 3am.. End of day.

[The Lord]

BRO R&B liked d smiling assasins bit n yes ur right.... Keep ur eyes away from them.

Bro copper99 kudos to u. Well handled. Gotta learn from u man.

Originally Posted by coper99

jus 2 relate an incident i encountered recently at clark airport.. was catchin cebu fight bk 2 sg,, m a light traveller so i do not hv any chk in baggages.was carryin 4 packs of frozen tocino(char siew,pinoy version,uncook)on my hand carry.as i was goin thru e custom,e officer scannin my hand carry stopped me.he hv tis fcukin big smile on his face,n i sensed wat was comin.. he : sir,wat is tat? me : tocino po. he : ahh..u cant hand carry tat sir,u hv 2 chk in e tocino sir. me : i dun hv any chk in kc,.so wat can i do now? or mayb u jus confiscate it.he looked at me n said.. he : sir,u reali wan 2 bring tis wif u? ok,give me some snacks.. (snacks means coffee money) i looked at him,dip n crumble e oni 50peso bill left in my pocket,n place e crumble bill into e tocino plastic bag.he looked into e plastic bag n said, he : oni 50peso? we r 3 officer hir,not enough 2 share. me : kuya,tat all i hv,i finish all my pera in e angeles bars kc,so hw now? his face damm long,n he said,cge,next time,dun finish all ur pera in e bars,n proceed 2 dip his hands into e tocino plastic bag 2 retrieve e 50peso bill. me : cge kuya,next time i wil give u more snacks po,thank u po.n i proceed 2 e holdin area. i noe i shouldnt b hand carryin raw meat,but it jus came over me 2 buy some n bring it bk. anyway,its more fun in e philipines,isnt it??

Originally Posted by Rub&Buah

I could never forget those fake smiling tiger face of these uniforms personnel.now when passing by them I avoid eye contact as much as possible.

[pojstemp]

Originally Posted by Rub&Buah

I could never forget those fake smiling tiger face of these uniforms personnel.now when passing by them I avoid eye contact as much as possible.

Thanks for sharing your misfortune in keeping us alert

Me too. Once in cebu, lady custom want to confiscate my wrapped guitar. N saw that I hv some silver bangles(fm Thai). I quickly gave her 2 and it goes w/o saying.
In manila, SPAM ham are cheap. Got 8 tins. Not allow hand carry. No single passenger on same flight wanted to help. Damn it. Give free to pinoys there?
No. In d end, i paid xtra n lesson learnt.
In short, airpot personnels are NOT hardworking BUT trying to catch yr weak spots for favors. Thats phils.

[The Lord]

SPAM about a Dollar plus cheaper than Spore right?

I usually buy d varieties not available in Spore.

But y did u gv Silver Bangles? Genuine silver?

In tht case d irport staff pampered already.

Originally Posted by pojstemp

Me too. Once in cebu, lady custom want to confiscate my wrapped guitar. N saw that I hv some silver bangles(fm Thai). I quickly gave her 2 and it goes w/o saying.
In manila, SPAM ham are cheap. Got 8 tins. Not allow hand carry. No single passenger on same flight wanted to help. Damn it. Give free to pinoys there?
No. In d end, i paid xtra n lesson learnt.
In short, airpot personnels are NOT hardworking BUT trying to catch yr weak spots for favors. Thats phils.

[datou]

Originally Posted by ZIEBART

Gosh, that's why I put the email address there. So you can write to them about your preferred flight.

Don go the suffering way I went. Learn from my mistake and email them. They are very obliging.

They change all flights timings from 2140hrs to 0430hrs n cut down from daily flights to 3 times weekly, only disadvantage for me.
So lanlan must accept.

[Comjuka]

Originally Posted by datou

They change all flights timings from 2140hrs to 0430hrs n cut down from daily flights to 3 times weekly, only disadvantage for me.
So lanlan must accept.

Tiger Airways (SEAIR) also did the same. Their afternoon arrival flights now all change to night arrivals.

[datou]

Originally Posted by coper99

jus 2 relate an incident i encountered recently at clark airport.. was catchin cebu fight bk 2 sg,, m a light traveller so i do not hv any chk in baggages.was carryin 4 packs of frozen tocino(char siew,pinoy version,uncook)on my hand carry.as i was goin thru e custom,e officer scannin my hand carry stopped me.he hv tis fcukin big smile on his face,n i sensed wat was comin.. me : kuya,tat all i hv,i finish all my pera in e angeles bars kc,so hw now? his face damm long,n he said,cge,next time,dun finish all ur pera in e bars,n proceed 2 dip his hands into e tocino plastic bag 2 retrieve e 50peso bill.

While I was leaving AC previous trip, after the immigration at the conveyor, a few Chinamen were in front of me being routine scan, were giving the officers all their coins. Guessed kenna fleeced.

When i was scan , an officer greeted me : ni hao, thinking i chinaman.
When he went through my pockets n felt my stack of loose notes, he gave a signal w his eyes n a sort of hand gesture hinting for a tip.
As usual I act blurr , kept silent n walked pass.

Quite a no of Chinaman carrying golfbags at checked in counter n seems they are feeding these officers at the moment as tips when asked.

[Boat collector]

Originally Posted by The Lord

Nice FR Boat Collector.

The girl u texted t 2am was recommended by someone?

Wah how many rounds in one day man?

3 ? Or was it more?

No. Someone I met on a previous trip but was on red alert then so couldn't bonk. Kept in touch, via txt and FB.

Err... quite a few in that first 24hours.. I think the girls scared of me.. Halimaw Malibog. hehehe... But apparently my appetite quite usual, or so I was told. I brought a family pack, finished all except 1! so I guess that is 10-11 times in the whole 48 hours?

[The Lord]

Thxs for d reply dude.

See... I read ur FR right? nice one man

Then after reading ur FR got Qs...

Thts y i was wondering where d girl appear from.

Then after that..... I started counting ur BONKS.... Wah lau so many sia...

Sorry i wrong count....

11 in 48 hours is no joke....

Now doctors questions....

1) how is ur lower back feeling?

2) how is ur Gluteus Maximus muscle faring? Aching?

3) tummy muscle?

4) did u indulge in acrobatics a lot? If so next, shoulder muscles will ache too...



Glad u enjoyed it man.

Originally Posted by Boat collector

No. Someone I met on a previous trip but was on red alert then so couldn't bonk. Kept in touch, via txt and FB.

Err... quite a few in that first 24hours.. I think the girls scared of me.. Halimaw Malibog. hehehe... But apparently my appetite quite usual, or so I was told. I brought a family pack, finished all except 1! so I guess that is 10-11 times in the whole 48 hours?

[The Lord]

TIGER changed as well?

I used to like the Tiger arrival timing since cebu pac arrived at night... Felt a day was lost with Cebu Pac

Originally Posted by Comjuka

Tiger Airways (SEAIR) also did the same. Their afternoon arrival flights now all change to night arrivals.

[etsys]

Originally Posted by pojstemp

Me too. Once in cebu, lady custom want to confiscate my wrapped guitar. N saw that I hv some silver bangles(fm Thai). I quickly gave her 2 and it goes w/o saying.

If you get stopped on your travel inwards, just tell them that you want to leave in the custody of customs and will take it back, loudly, and see the reaction

AS per international law, they cannot confiscate, unless it is drugs/banned stuff/weapon etc

All else, you have the right to ask for tax (duty in Phil is called Tax) or ask to be left in custody of Customs to be retrieved on your departing flight .. if they refuse, you can insist how much is tax ..

Well, if I had silver, I will swear it is only costume jewellery .. and after all, silver is cheap, di ba ?

[Boat collector]

Originally Posted by The Lord

Thxs for d reply dude.

See... I read ur FR right? nice one man

Then after reading ur FR got Qs...

Thts y i was wondering where d girl appear from.

Then after that..... I started counting ur BONKS.... Wah lau so many sia...

Sorry i wrong count....

11 in 48 hours is no joke....

Now doctors questions....

1) how is ur lower back feeling?

2) how is ur Gluteus Maximus muscle faring? Aching?

3) tummy muscle?

4) did u indulge in acrobatics a lot? If so next, shoulder muscles will ache too...



Glad u enjoyed it man.

Eek.. I over played the hand. Just realised the 1 girl no longer responding to my txt and disconnected me from FB. Now I damn distressed! Sigh.. She was doing the butterfly thingy I believe out of desperation and trying very hard to get back on the right track.. I think I asked a bit too many personal questions.. To me one of the best looking girls I have seen.. Now need to wait a month to see if she is still in AC.

Err.. went for massages (not very effective) and didn't push the alcohol. Damn sleep deprived. The usual positions la. Cowgirl, (reverse cowgirl was difficult for me, bro too upstanding), Missionary, doggie, Wheelbarrow, that sort of things la.. nothing too exotic.

Back a bit aching, but I put that down to trying to sleep on the plane with a hard uneven chair! Little brother still can go somemore. When I was younger, I could go max 8 times back to back with about 3-5mins rest in between.. My ex GF used to call me the energiser bunny.. hehe.. Now days more difficult.. So trying to re-live old times!

[Rub&Buah]

Originally Posted by Boat collector

Eek.. I over played the hand. Just realised the 1 girl no longer responding to my txt and disconnected me from FB. Now I damn distressed! Sigh.. She was doing the butterfly thingy I believe out of desperation and trying very hard to get back on the right track.. I think I asked a bit too many personal questions.. To me one of the best looking girls I have seen.. Now need to wait a month to see if she is still in AC.

Don't worry about the stunner.you only loose your turn not chance!

To me ac is one of the few place that one can 随心所欲.things happen according to what u heart wish for.(with money of course).the best thing in this piece of paradise is sometime things got screw up but the next moment u earn a unexpected surprise!

One example i was gambling in casino one night with a new barfine.I lose quite a bit mood was down thinking no mood for sex but she sayang me whispering next to my ear to calm down and she will give me her ass later to make up for the loss.wawlan my mood & iron rod shoot up instantly thinking it was not all bad!hehehe

Originally Posted by Boat collector

Back a bit aching, but I put that down to trying to sleep on the plane with a hard uneven chair! Little brother still can go somemore. When I was younger, I could go max 8 times back to back with about 3-5mins rest in between.. My ex GF used to call me the energiser bunny.. hehe.. Now days more difficult.. So trying to re-live old times!

Your parents will be damn proud of u if they knew the power the gave to u.u really power!