SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings

[hi2u]

Originally Posted by numbahtoo

Happy new year to all you samster

From Christmas until today drink drink drink ah nonstop ah.

Light match I can catch fire one leh so full of alcohol...

Yesterday after drink drink go massage. What is so different about this dear reader you may ask.

The ml jin faps one sibeh chio and only ask for hunnerd dollar leh heaven Lo.

She try all sort method but my angrybirsbird no reaction. She complain mouth tired and she not good enough for me and why I so handsome but impotent.



My angrybirdbird drunk and passed out already and doesn't work during my VIRGIN massage order knnccb.

You say jialat anot. Who here also angrybirdbird no work when after drink drink? Keechiu!

After session was called close by her she return me half the amount! I want to go commit suicide riao rah.

Wa bro really very jia lat haha

[Pastor]

TS, thank you for great thread.

[SibueyJiaLat]

Originally Posted by numbahtoo

Brahr,

pride and self confidence boooohooooo, haha will recover one rah. initiary i tot i something wrong, mind want to piak but the angrykukubird just want to sleep.

i still wonder how come people can rape (in the news) or pokpok after drinks. sometimes see people sibeh kiang drunk during drinks still can tapao girl out.

donch like that leh, you still can recover mean you actually can perform when you go. my first time my one cannot even work walao eh help help help.

Thank you and pls keep sharing jialat stories.

[Donniee]

TS, thank you for starting this great thread.

[Batiusta]

Originally Posted by hhlover

This happen many yrs ago.. tat time still 18.. got to know a malaysia girl 20yrs old working at pub.. become my gf.. one nite after her work send her hm.. her landlord not in.. stay over.. middle of the nite start to have sex.. tat was my virgin nite.. somemore not prepare.. go raw.. insert in her, jus 2 stroke shoot.. lucky tat time still young.. after shoot still quite hard.. dare not tell her i already shoot scare lose face.. continue to pump her.. maybe becos is 2nd round it last almost another 45min be4 i come again but is shoot on her body.. after tat she still praise me say i good, can last so long.. make her come twice.. damn jialat.. my 1st virgin shoot less than a min..

This is really funny.

[SibueyJiaLat]

Thank you for all your support.

Please post all your jialat stories here.

[StrangeThings]

Great funny thread. TS, thank you.

Benitez sacked as Real Madrid Manager after only 7 months. Do you think jialat or not?

[Bugging]

Nice sharing thread

[LoveBoobies]

I usually like to bang pui while driving around with gf beside me ( of cos windows up n air con on). Then gf will always scold and wanna switch off air con n wind down the window to get rid of my air. Some more when i bang pui very tactical one, without sound. No proof also scold me. Like that jia lat or not. Kena scold never mind but some more must wind down window. So hot lor. Very jia lat hor.

[SibueyJiaLat]

Originally Posted by LoveBoobies

I usually like to bang pui while driving around with gf beside me ( of cos windows up n air con on). Then gf will always scold and wanna switch off air con n wind down the window to get rid of my air. Some more when i bang pui very tactical one, without sound. No proof also scold me. Like that jia lat or not. Kena scold never mind but some more must wind down window. So hot lor. Very jia lat hor.

Thank you for sharing jialat story.

[StrangeThings]

Originally Posted by StrangeThings

Great funny thread. TS, thank you.

Benitez sacked as Real Madrid Manager after only 7 months. Do you think jialat or not?

Thank you to the person who upped me? Pls pm me so I can return upon having power.

[autoroam]

Bro LoveBoobies

I'm assuming when u driving around with gf only the 2 of you.....
What proof does she need when u bang pui even though "very tactical", without sound. ONLY 2 OF u

It will be Sibei jia lat if your gf start to scold the "one" behind

[numbahtoo]

Originally Posted by tikogoh

I'm very sorry to see that, especially when she hurt your pride. I've learned the hard way especially when I'm not as young as 10 years ago. 2nd round need to recover 45 minutes and not 30 minutes. Somemore when cock steam, not as big as before

Thank you for trying to make me feel better.

[LoveBoobies]

Originally Posted by autoroam

Bro LoveBoobies

I'm assuming when u driving around with gf only the 2 of you.....
What proof does she need when u bang pui even though "very tactical", without sound. ONLY 2 OF u

It will be Sibei jia lat if your gf start to scold the "one" behind

Haha bro, i ever encounter we wind down windkw to smoke then turn on air con. After sometime have this bang pui smell. Dun know from where. Might be from other vehicles or factories producing some smell. End up i also kena. Like that more jia lat right.

[katong]

during my trip to china. I tried their massage shop.. those hang goat head sell dog meat shop. Say massage but is pure sio gan type.. i waited patiently for my meat... came a first one which is airport. i rejected. Second one came, i think maybe better a bit, maybe mount KK, as compared to bukit timah hill.. Chose her.

When time comes she took off her clothes and raised her two hands... knn... i didn't order extra Fa Cai.. major turn off...

nvm....

She asked me if wanna try tarma... i said to myself.. since i nv try before and i'm probably going to retire soon, i said ok.... She went out to find another girl... i waited and looked forward to have two meat servicing me....


knn X2...

She tell me all girls working..... i sian 1/2... finished off the deed quick and left...