looking for companion / sugar uncle for a jobless broke lau lang aunty. - Page 4

sadfa · #46 17-12-2013, 04:34 AM

Are you being serious here?
Self deprecating humour is nice at times but you are overdoing things here.
If you are serious, you should state your stats like age, height, weight, vital stats etc. If you are not being serious, you should juz state that

hcg_explorer · #47 17-12-2013, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by discordpiggy

WOOHOO sis, see I dio zap for this just cause I said young must support lau lang like gahmen said.

I am sure more young people will go against lau lang one... as if I am supporting young people now or support gahmen... neither!

ANYWAYS!

TO whoever you are who zap me, do what want to boost your ego. the points you zap away are my very kind brothers' points in this forum. Their points are the ones that you are zapping away.

it's ok, once i can't post and have to be moderated again... will mean i go to bed earlier lor!

who ZAP 老人家.... 老人不是人嗎... despise on OLD PEOPLE... WTF

阿佬 oso lai liao.... a bit late hor... until so many pages liao...

WOW.. this one 阿佬 can apply leh.. but hor... timing buay zhun leh... oso hor... 阿佬 boh "BOH SHIO GAN" one hor...

acidicavex · #48 17-12-2013, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by discordpiggy

Brother acidicavex, you SERIOUS?! wanna apply?!

you got read properly boh?! i re-quote below you see properly first. I can shortlist you and give you concession of -3cm. You stack up your pillow high to think deep deep hor.

Ya I apply than I cha the market up ma...... it like stockmarker what!!!!! Alamak u hor.......

WOOHOO · #49 17-12-2013, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by discordpiggy

WOOHOO sis, see I dio zap for this just cause I said young must support lau lang like gahmen said.

I am sure more young people will go against lau lang one... as if I am supporting young people now or support gahmen... neither!

ANYWAYS!

TO whoever you are who zap me, do what want to boost your ego. the points you zap away are my very kind brothers' points in this forum. Their points are the ones that you are zapping away.

it's ok, once i can't post and have to be moderated again... will mean i go to bed earlier lor!

who so bo liao wanna zap you sia balless piece of shit!!!!!
HEY IDIOT!!!

WOOHOO · #50 17-12-2013, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by hcg_explorer

who ZAP 老人家.... 老人不是人嗎... despise on OLD PEOPLE... WTF

阿佬 oso lai liao.... a bit late hor... until so many pages liao...

WOW.. this one 阿佬 can apply leh.. but hor... timing buay zhun leh... oso hor... 阿佬 boh "BOH SHIO GAN" one hor...

ah lau lia liao lai lai all support support !!!

WOOHOO · #51 17-12-2013, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by acidicavex

ya i apply than i cha the market up ma...... It like stockmarker what!!!!! Alamak u hor.......

wahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Darkside · #52 17-12-2013, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by discordpiggy

wait! wait! wait!

1. age - 35 to 45. (10 year range);
2. cannot touch touch, unless approved, QC checked and ISO-ed by WooHoo!
3. looks, must be a bit lau yan lau yan types... and not too ka tek, minumum, 1.75m (+/-)
4. special offer is can eat, Ojian, chakway tiao, LAK-SA ai hum... etc hawker food.

swee boh, WOOHOO sis?

Finally I am qualify for ALL requirements!!!

I apply!!

guess67 · #53 17-12-2013, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Darkside

Finally I am qualify for ALL requirements!!!

I apply!!

Woohoo, u have 1 applicant liao

WOOHOO · #54 17-12-2013, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by guess67

Woohoo, u have 1 applicant liao

wahhhhhh soooo happpyy!!!! lol

ah rat · #55 17-12-2013, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by WOOHOO

wahhhhhh soooo happpyy!!!! lol

Why so happy

acidicavex · #56 17-12-2013, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by ah rat

Why so happy

She got ppl fill in the form lo.

WOOHOO · #57 17-12-2013, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by acidicavex

She got ppl fill in the form lo.

heeheee

discordpiggy · #58 17-12-2013, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by WOOHOO

wahhhhhh soooo happpyy!!!! lol

CONGRATULATIONS!

but u need more applicants for selection.

================================================== =====

WOOHOO'S terms and conditions

1. age - 35 to 45. (10 year range) chinese;
2. cannot suka suka touch touch, unless approved, QC checked and ISO-ed by WOOHOO!
3. looks, must be a bit lau yan lau yan types (I stressed)... and not too ka tek, minumum, 1.75m (+/-)
4. special offer is can eat, Ojian, chakway tiao, LAK-SA ai hum... etc hawker food; and
5. pocket money cannot be less than S$650-S$800. that is minimum liao!

FINE PRINT
all other terms and conditions to be discussed and approved by WOOHOO personally and subject to her approval. She may or may not agree and no bargaining and/or provoke any unhappiness towards her as respect for elderly aunty is of the highest priority. Unless othervise stated, all above terms and conditions can and shall be subject to change as per WOOHOO's mood and prerogative!

discordpiggy · #59 17-12-2013, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by hcg_explorer

who ZAP 老人家.... 老人不是人嗎... despise on OLD PEOPLE... WTF

阿佬 oso lai liao.... a bit late hor... until so many pages liao...

WOW.. this one 阿佬 can apply leh.. but hor... timing buay zhun leh... oso hor... 阿佬 boh "BOH SHIO GAN" one hor...

kamsia! kamsia!

paiseh! body wu 伤疤! so cannot sio gan. long time ago walk 江湖 kena one!

discordpiggy · #60 17-12-2013, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by acidicavex

Ya I apply than I cha the market up ma...... it like stockmarker what!!!!! Alamak u hor.......

aiya you nvm la... only cha market... mai liao lart.. better go have stiff drink and relax... ;P

u really 1.70m meh?!

/me take ruler out to see... huh, u shorter than me by 1 inch only ah! but yr kkj is long or short one?! 4.5inch or 6.5inch