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grotesque · #**4771** 28-10-2018, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by sladang

Probably wife asks him knee on mao shan wang durians loh

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Do you mean kneel down?

That will be another jialat story.

IrishLover · #**4772** 28-10-2018, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by sladang

Probably wife asks him knee on mao shan wang durians loh

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That would be real jialat

cinnabaris · #**4773** 28-10-2018, 11:20 AM

So many jialat sttories.

Let me share one here.

Was out at ktv with friends drinking. We started slowly and each of us sat with a few gals. After making merries and drinking tipsy. End of day we went off and my gal wanted to go hotel with me.

We reached hotel and was frenching frantically. So we didn't even bother to clean up but was stripping while frenching. Plenty of sweaty and alcohol smell. The gal gave me bj and my turn and when i wen south coast I got a shock. The bush was thick and long. It was a turn off and my didi went to sleep.

The night was ruined and just finished off calling a night.

timekiller2006 · #**4774** 28-10-2018, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by timekiller2006

couple of weeks ago, while having lunch with my wife, saw my ex-fling across the restuarant. We immediately saw one another and we did exchange a hi and smile.

My wife saw and ask who isst, i answered my ex-colleague. KNN she finished eating with her friend she came and say hi. introducing we were school mates. WAHHHH my my heart went F1 immediately...

to continue...

got questioned seriously by her throughout the night, so i end up showing wifey her fb profile and mutual friends.
smoke thru by saying she is ex-colleague la, not many mutual friends and managed to escape and avoid sleeping in the toilet.
HENG AHH!!

sladang · #**4775** 28-10-2018, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by grotesque

Do you mean kneel down?

That will be another jialat story.

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Originally Posted by IrishLover

That would be real jialat

Yeah bros, that's what i mean.

Typo mistake, paiseh! paiseh!

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sladang · #**4776** 28-10-2018, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by timekiller2006

to continue...

got questioned seriously by her throughout the night, so i end up showing wifey her fb profile and mutual friends.
smoke thru by saying she is ex-colleague la, not many mutual friends and managed to escape and avoid sleeping in the toilet.
HENG AHH!!

Bro,

U shud consider urself lucky coz sleeping in the toilet is 100x better than kneeling on mao shan wang durians

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Cuntworth · #**4777** 28-10-2018, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by sladang

Bro,

U shud consider urself lucky coz sleeping in the toilet is 100x better than kneeling on mao shan wang durians

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Who keep durians shell after finish???
Try kneeling on keyboard or washing board... Sure have in the house de

sladang · #**4778** 28-10-2018, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Cuntworth

Who keep durians shell after finish???
Try kneeling on keyboard or washing board... Sure have in the house de

No la, the wife purposely goes to durian stall to buy one mao shan wang and brings home, on the way wife tells the bro: 看我怎样收拾你！

The bro jia lat liao la, haha

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sexygthong · #**4779** 28-10-2018, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by timekiller2006

to continue...

got questioned seriously by her throughout the night, so i end up showing wifey her fb profile and mutual friends.
smoke thru by saying she is ex-colleague la, not many mutual friends and managed to escape and avoid sleeping in the toilet.
HENG AHH!!

Great share bro!

Theout · #**4780** 28-10-2018, 11:39 PM

Very interesting stories here, thanks bros!

thedevil666 · #**4781** 29-10-2018, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Cuntworth

Who keep durians shell after finish???
Try kneeling on keyboard or washing board... Sure have in the house de

Try LEGO. Those have kids will know

maresh · #**4782** 30-10-2018, 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by thedevil666

Try LEGO. Those have kids will know

Sometimes accidentally step on LEGO also cannot tahan la

himeji · #**4783** 30-10-2018, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by thedevil666

Try LEGO. Those have kids will know

Jialat. painful if step with full strength.

sockoff · #**4784** 30-10-2018, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by thedevil666

Try LEGO. Those have kids will know

Fully agreed. Kena before

chap88 · #**4785** 31-10-2018, 08:58 PM

A delayed story: fixed an appointment to an ML at night; the address was near an MRT station, so I took the train there.

Once I reached, I whipped out my phone, $%^@#$@# Singtel no data, Google maps fail, cannot navigate to her house. No choice, had to call ML and try to get directions, and arrived 15 mins late.