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What story to tell the Ibu?

Use your creativity!!!!!!!!

"Warning" unless your Ibu is stupid, it better not be that you picked up something from the toilet seat!
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hahahha..!! i bet the toilets seats have been victims of many unfound blames...

how to be creative...?? hmm let me see..

" darlin, somthing to tell you..i saw this woman at the disco, she really looked like you and she approached me ,as i was "smashed" out of my brains.. i believed it was you and then when "you" offered to go to the hotel for a fling hmm i really thought it was you trying to live your fantasy of picking somebody but didn't dare so you picked me and we had a great time..one of the best sex in our marriage,ever..
as you know darling i love you so much i will always try to fullfil your fantasy.. but when i woke up sober.. realised that the bitch was not you and tricked me into believing she was you.. honestly darling.. then she even made me pay her .. what the hell..what's worse i found out that i had the claps from her... shit.. so honey.. really for your sake and that of the family i suggest you go to the doc to have a thorough check up for any symptoms of std.. don't forget i did it believing it was you and wanting to live your fantasy.. promise i will be more careful next time and ask for her telephone no.. to make sure it's you"

what do you think , bros can this be used, is it creative enough??
just trying to contribute best i can as a newbie..

can't think of more.. maybe other bros can offer other creative ideas..!!

cheers!
fulloffun

[Batam Man]

Originally Posted by Rainman

Next week??

I busy u know??? But play golf can... I want to withdraw my deposit last week... CCBzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......

PS : Presidential Suite at Golden Hotel better then Golden crown u know... In Fact Diamond also good....hehehe....

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Busy zi ki tua lan, if this time you dun cum again, dun call me bro anymore...

We already booked in Crown liao lah, heard inside the KTV got PooL table wan you noe...

[Batam Man]

Originally Posted by Rainman

Party biggest ever in Jakarta and OKuniser is noneother then Batam Man lah...

I have no budget as too many month to feed//

No Budget?
Ok lor, most I let you win in Golf and PooL lor, how much you need, kui tio???

[Rainman]

Originally Posted by sassina2

Use your creativity!!!!!!!!

"Warning" unless your Ibu is stupid, it better not be that you picked up something from the toilet seat!

Last time hor.. A friend of mine went to Sulawesi... Came back with problem and had to bring Ibu together to Family doc.... (Ibu Rich Indo and friend of mine Singaporean)...

Doc also very understanding... Tell Ibu he got Kidney problem and Ibu should also take obat just in case.....

[Rainman]

Originally Posted by Batam Man

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Busy zi ki tua lan, if this time you dun cum again, dun call me bro anymore...

We already booked in Crown liao lah, heard inside the KTV got PooL table wan you noe...

Fark me for Fark.....

I really busy lah... Told IBU me flying to Bandung leh.... So I must go there and check-in first.... See u at 5-6 am can???

Pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaasssssssseeeeeeee Wait for me....

[Rainman]

Originally Posted by Batam Man

No Budget?
Ok lor, most I let you win in Golf and PooL lor, how much you need, kui tio???

Sure or not???

Who is my bro?? I only have sugar, Sayang, Sai, Yang, Honey....

Which Cat u fall into??

C got pool inside meh??

U mean the Johnny Walker Presidential Suite?? Cost 1 Juta per hour u know? Can sit 50 pax u know???

Cheers

[Batam Man]

Originally Posted by Rainman

Fark me for Fark.....

I really busy lah... Told IBU me flying to Bandung leh.... So I must go there and check-in first.... See u at 5-6 am can???

Pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaasssssssseeeeeeee Wait for me....

CUM at 5-6am, just in time to pay the bills?

[Rainman]

Originally Posted by Batam Man

CUM at 5-6am, just in time to pay the bills?

U siao is it??

Your bill I esimate to be around 12 juta... Like that treat your friend good meh??

I got no Budget u know???

[Batam Man]

Originally Posted by Rainman

U siao is it??

Your bill I esimate to be around 12 juta... Like that treat your friend good meh??

I got no Budget u know???

You dun talk so much, 10th, ai lai lai, mai lai lai

[Rainman]

Originally Posted by Batam Man

You dun talk so much, 10th, ai lai lai, mai lai lai

Where u learn that from...

It's copyright from T O K C O K

u know....,......hahahhaa

[lastmemory]

hi,

does anyone knows the round-trip air ticket from bkk to jkt and back?

thanks

[s_egg]

Anyone tried the newly open Sands at M2?
Heard the club open yesterday

thx for the info

[Rainman]

Originally Posted by s_egg

Anyone tried the newly open Sands at M2?
Heard the club open yesterday

thx for the info

Sands???...............................

[smiler]

Originally Posted by Rainman

Where u learn that from...

It's copyright from T O K C O K

u know....,......hahahhaa

Did someone here mentioned T O K C O K ?

Heheehhe............wat's new over there?

[phenom]

Originally Posted by Rainman

I see u on 2nd Maybe??? Day one if for your girls in LA, They miss u...lolz

7th? My house can? Ibu B'day lah...

On my most recent trip starting 03/5, I spent the first nite in Batam. Got a superb melons from contact passed by Mongerx....thanks man; those mammaries were my jugs of milk. My vital energies were sucked by her so much so that I had re-cuperate the following nite in Medan.
My appreciation too to BM for being such a gracious host as always.

I managed to up a rare Mandarin spouting (when her mouth was not full with my sausage) meloned cewek on the 1st of June at LA. (Yes, the Indos are seriously picking up putonghua. I also came across a native bellboy at Mercure Rekso with a high degree of proficiency in the Chinese vernacular).

Then I went to Bandung the following morning and came back at 2am....to late and tired for any mongering.
Got two other so-so- melons on the 3rd and 4th at Sa and LA respectively.

Made a day trip to Semarang and ended up in Surabaya on 5th and 6th. Good selection of melons and beauties. Had one obscenely huge pair of cantaloupes, one deliciously firm and shapely melons, another melons on a chubby body that rendered excellent bbby & cim, and last but not least a classic beauty sans melons. All four in the space of a 28 hour period.

Dragged my over abused body to Malang early Wed morning and then back to
Jkt. My last two nites were spent alone to re-generate my yang qi for my coming Balibago trip this weekend.

<<7th? My house can? Ibu B'day lah...>>
How come when I sms you last nite (8th) to go to Zinc, you say its her b'day?
So is it 7th or 8th or both?