looking for companion / sugar uncle for a jobless broke lau lang aunty.

[real_king]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

u just asked 2 questions!

my 1 ans is Yes, strictly USD, othervise, next best alternative is Australian Dollar!

Please kindly state your price guide?

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

let me re-phrase

You make a payment of USD50.00 into my account to obtain pw for the answer!

Originally Posted by real_king

Please kindly state your price guide?

aiyo!! i already told you its USD50.00 for asking questions. what price guide u want?! you only wanted the answer for horoscope. *grrrr!

[real_king]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

aiyo!! i already told you its USD50.00 for asking questions. what price guide u want?! you only wanted the answer for horoscope. *grrrr!

i'm 问题儿童。

typical sg-er always ask many before buy.

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by real_king

i'm 问题儿童。

typical sg-er always ask many before buy.

from the way you talk and roti prata... i know u 问题儿童 from which era liao!!! this era de kids all same pattern de... now old le only wanna relaz and screwalot!

[real_king]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

from the way you talk and roti prata... i know u 问题儿童 from which era liao!!! this era de kids all same pattern de... now old le only wanna relaz and screwalot!

which guy don't wanna relax and screwalot?

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by real_king

which guy don't wanna relax and screwalot?

our era de 问题儿童 are all easygoing now... cos old le ma... so not confrontational and don't like to ask too much "political" questions... mostly relax and screwalot, tcss... nowsadays de all talk very chim, hide here hide there, whole day must be discreet... very kachiam puteh types! lols!

[real_king]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

our era de 问题儿童 are all easygoing now... cos old le ma... so not confrontational and don't like to ask too much "political" questions... mostly relax and screwalot, tcss... nowsadays de all talk very chim, hide here hide there, whole day must be discreet... very kachiam puteh types! lols!

U know what's intohsiao?

[acidicavex]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

our era de 问题儿童 are all easygoing now... cos old le ma... so not confrontational and don't like to ask too much "political" questions... mostly relax and screwalot, tcss... nowsadays de all talk very chim, hide here hide there, whole day must be discreet... very kachiam puteh types! lols!

sis dp does this post imply u screw alot? ??

[WOOHOO]

Originally Posted by acidicavex

sis dp does this post imply u screw alot? ??

using what screw?

[acidicavex]

Originally Posted by WOOHOO

using what screw?

those too small for dp liking I think

but I sure need some to tigthen my wire in the brain

[real_king]

Discock which type of screw ur preference?

[WOOHOO]

Originally Posted by acidicavex

those too small for dp liking I think

but I sure need some to tigthen my wire in the brain

haha use the huge industrial screws at our side lo

[acidicavex]

Originally Posted by WOOHOO

haha use the huge industrial screws at our side lo

use those jialat later shock circuit worse ......

[discordpiggy]

Sales Pitch © by discordpiggy

Afternoon one and all,

I am looking for a business driven potential Sugar Daddy to have interesting, stimulating, intellectual discussions and to support me financially and/or go into partnership for my start-up. I am short of capital for my start-up business.

Below is a short and sweet introduction and if you are interested we could proceed for meetings at the same time, go bio women... I can bring you where my usual hang out is and have a concise discussion.

Statistically speaking:
Age: wah! do we have to go through this?! you know this thing about women's age!
Occupation: I have exam on 21 May... sibei sianz... then start work le...
Height: 165cm, if you want taller i need to wear 4inch but not good for spine and my little toes.
Weight: aiyo! this again! can say thin enough la... but also fat la... kar chng got fats la
Cup Size: is this really so important?! okok, A la. 1st alphabet!
Skin Tone: FAIR
Complexion: to be honest, CMI but no pimples hor!
Look: blurr look
Personality: siao char boh types because like to laugh and crack jokes! you know life is short ma!

All interested parties are welcome to apply (preferably those born in 1986 and 1974, and/or single not married, not nice to work with other people's husband, not my style). I am only comfortable with Chinese. Please email me at [email protected] to discuss.

I would not need to know too much about you and also you must abide by the rule that you are NOT someone's husband. Any questions/Requirements/Expectations for me, please leave your Contact number/flchat/kakaotalk/email.

many thanks for wasting your time to read my Sales Pitch © and looking forward to your start-up business proposal, tips or even best STRATEGIC PLANS from potential Sugar Daddies.

fineprint: transferring my sales pitch to my own thread [/QUOTE]

bump!

[demonhunter]

Originally Posted by WOOHOO

haha use the huge industrial screws at our side lo

Make sure its 316 stainless steel , if not it will get rusty after 1 time usage