Gers Are Still Gers - Page 24

papasan_688 · #**346** 14-10-2004, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by OceanEleven

This is one thing where they have endless energy, whereby they will ask you to pick her up from MRT Station which is 2 stops away from your house just because they are carrying 5 oranges..........

You are more fortunate for 5 oranges...try rushing down to her location just because she wants you to decide colours of her dress...phew...oh man

MoonBlaze · #**347** 14-10-2004, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by OceanEleven

This is one thing where they have endless energy, whereby they will ask you to pick her up from MRT Station which is 2 stops away from your house just because they are carrying 5 oranges..........

They can shop non stop really, like duracell powered rabbit. Then next thing, they sleep in the car while you drive...

Think tell her to eat up all the 5 oranges cos it is really good for her skin. Then nothing to carry can find her way home by herself. Hahaha...

Joking only...when they call, better go pick her up else kanna nagging big time when she gets home...

MoonBlaze · #**348** 14-10-2004, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by papasan_688

You are more fortunate for 5 oranges...try rushing down to her location just because she wants you to decide colours of her dress...phew...oh man

In another day, i might had the urge to strangle her if i only found out what she wants when i reach there. Usually, will not rush down to entertain her in the manner. Of course if we are going some other places after that and have to meet up anyway, then it is still acceptabe.

It is always a headache having to tell them which one is nicer. I will usually try not to comment too much else a lots of complications later.

Cheers!

OceanEleven · #**349** 14-10-2004, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by papasan_688

You are more fortunate for 5 oranges...try rushing down to her location just because she wants you to decide colours of her dress...phew...oh man

Wah!!! Bro, you must love her very much.....Kudos to you, man. No way Iam gonna do that. In such similar cases, I will tell her to be sensible. It's like I work in Tuas, after work pick her up in town after her work, then drive home to Jurong. Think what, I have nothing better to do or petrol is cheap nowadays. If I am in town, I dont mind waiting for the one hour to pick her up though.

lament · #**350** 14-10-2004, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by MoonBlaze

They can shop non stop really, like duracell powered rabbit. Then next thing, they sleep in the car while you drive...

Think tell her to eat up all the 5 oranges cos it is really good for her skin. Then nothing to carry can find her way home by herself. Hahaha...

Joking only...when they call, better go pick her up else kanna nagging big time when she gets home...

there once was a saying: a man walks in to a U2 shop to buy a shirt and he ends up paying $29.99 for the shop. His girlfriend also decides to go U2 to buy him a shirt cos shes likes the design. She ends up paying $129.99 for the shirt and her own stuff ....

MoonBlaze · #**351** 14-10-2004, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by lament

there once was a saying: a man walks in to a U2 shop to buy a shirt and he ends up paying $29.99 for the shop. His girlfriend also decides to go U2 to buy him a shirt cos shes likes the design. She ends up paying $129.99 for the shirt and her own stuff ....

They never fail to find the "special good buy/bargain" that is too good to miss.
Out of your sight for maybe a few minutes in a shopping centre and she will have something in her hand she wants to buy.

When i need to get something, i prefer to go alone. Go. Pick. Pay. Leave.
Simplier, no complications.

OceanEleven · #**352** 14-10-2004, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by MoonBlaze

They never fail to find the "special good buy/bargain" that is too good to miss.
Out of your sight for maybe a few minutes in a shopping centre and she will have something in her hand she wants to buy.

When i need to get something, i prefer to go alone. Go. Pick. Pay. Leave.
Simplier, no complications.

It is rather fascinating to see them wander off in a whiz and the next thing you know is they had already holding two blouses walking towards you. Talking about compulsive shoppers, I wander does the fairer sex make up the majority.

Naim · #**353** 14-10-2004, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by OceanEleven

It is rather fascinating to see them wander off in a whiz and the next thing you know is they had already holding two blouses walking towards you. Talking about compulsive shoppers, I wander does the fairer sex make up the majority.

No need for any of us to answer that one. Just walk into any shopping mall and count the number of floor space they dedicate to women's stuff as compared to us. The malls are the ones who knows where the money flows from.

lament · #**354** 14-10-2004, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Naim

No need for any of us to answer that one. Just walk into any shopping mall and count the number of floor space they dedicate to women's stuff as compared to us. The malls are the ones who knows where the money flows from.

thats why the banks are coming out with cards for woman only and the excuse for them to go shopping .... GOT DISCOUNT ....

remember some of ex last time, they bother to take leave so that they can go on the opening day of MANGO sale...

wah kaoz .... i sick they also dun bother to take leave .....

MoonBlaze · #**355** 14-10-2004, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by lament

remember some of ex last time, they bother to take leave so that they can go on the opening day of MANGO sale...

And yet they complain when the man stays up late to catch some soccer action. What is this world becoming.....

lament · #**356** 14-10-2004, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by MoonBlaze

And yet they complain when the man stays up late to catch some soccer action. What is this world becoming.....

well the problem is the only ballz they understand in soccer is Mr. Goldenballz and all the hunks .... they know nutz....

remember once my gal suggest we watch soccer together cos she knows that nite is mu vs. liverpool ....

end up have to explain why offside cannot score goals and all the rules of FIFA ... i m just a football fan not a FIFA official or a player ....

when dun answer, she gets pissed

lament · #**357** 14-10-2004, 12:58 PM

according to allan pease whom did a survey. he gathered 10 gals and man together and ask them to rate each other on looks.

the group were then put through to drink beer. after every few cuppa, new ratings was asked. the final conclusion was the more the man drink the higher the ratings go but for the woman no change ......

his conclusion was man think from bottom up and woman top down ....

so its not just about looks but your intellect ....... cheerz...

MoonBlaze · #**358** 14-10-2004, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by lament

....remember once my gal suggest we watch soccer together cos she knows that nite is mu vs. liverpool ....
end up have to explain why offside cannot score goals and all the rules of FIFA ... i m just a football fan not a FIFA official or a player ....
when dun answer, she gets pissed

I never watch soccer matches with any gals unless they really know about the game...

For those just want to see their hunky/cute angmo stars, i dun bother to tell them much.

Next time these kind of gal ask you too many questions, direct her to
http://www.fifa.com/en/index.html

lament · #**359** 14-10-2004, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by MoonBlaze

I never watch soccer matches with any gals unless they really know about the game...

For those just want to see their hunky/cute angmo stars, i dun bother to tell them much.

Next time these kind of gal ask you too many questions, direct her to
http://www.fifa.com/en/index.html

ha ha ... i will do so .... tell them to educate themselves on every single bloody rule there and then we watch soccer together ......

THExorcist · #**360** 14-10-2004, 02:09 PM

The 5 Questions Most Feared by Men

1. What are you thinking about? 2. Do you love me? 3. Do I look fat in this? 4. Do you think she is prettier than me? 5. What would you do if I died?
What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly (i.e., tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses.

Question # 1: What are you thinking about? The proper answer to this, of course, is: " I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you." This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following: a. Football. b. Golf. c. How fat you are. d. How much prettier she is than you e. How I would spend the insurance money if you died.
Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al Bundy, who once told Peg, "If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be talking to you!"

Question # 2: Do you love me? The proper response is: "YES!" or, if you feel a more detailed answer is in order, "Yes, dear."
Inappropriate responses include: a. Oh Yeah, sh@*-loads. b. Would it make you feel better if I said yes? c. That depends on what you mean by love. d. Does it matter? e. Who, me?

Question # 3: Do I look fat? The correct answer is an emphatic: "Of course not!"
Incorrect answers are: a. Compared to what? b. I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly thin. c. A little extra weight looks good on you. d. I've seen fatter. e. Sorry what did you say? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.

Question # 4: Do you think she's prettier than me? Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: "Of course not!"
Incorrect responses include: a. Yes, but you have a better personality b. Not prettier, but definitely thinner c. Not as pretty as you when you were her age d. Define pretty e. Sorry what did you say ? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.

Question # 5: What would you do if I died? A definite no-win question.(The real answer, of course, is "Buy a Lotus and a Boat").
No matter how you answer this, be prepared for at least an hour of follow-up questions, usually along the these lines:
WOMAN: Would you get married again? MAN: Definitely not! WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married? MAN: Of course I do. WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry? MAN: Okay, I'd get married again. WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face) MAN: (makes audible groan) WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed? MAN: Where else would we sleep? WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her? MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do. WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs? MAN: She can't use them; she's left-handed. WOMAN: - - - silence - - - MAN: Shit*#%(Jia-lat-liao).

My 2 cents worth!!