Screwing maids

[The Lord]

I have been irritated lately..

I try to help the senior bros here with contacts and then i get whacked for helping them by them.

Senior bros i have mentioned this before and i would like to repeat again

I can give you contacts. But this is purely out of goodwill and purely to help you guys get started.

T & Cs
1) You like the girl/dun like not my problem
2) Pretty/not for you i dunno
3) If never reply you what can i do?
4) If she ignore you what can i do?
5) If she not your type what can i do?
6) If she not good in bed what can i do?
7) If she dun wanna get fucked by you its not my problem

So bros please dun make my life difficult.... Try to woo the girls.

They are not PRC Wls to pick up your call and get fucked by you.

Please show respect patience and be polite. Have a sense of humor. Even stupid humor works.

Success will be yours..

[Bangster]

stupid humor..heehee

"Why did the maid cross the road?"
....
"To pick the kid from school lah!"

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How? The above, can or not?

[The Lord]

Frustrated.

Deleted my entire inbox.

Not so nice pms from some seniors.

Hey what can i do if the girls dun respond to you. I am not a pimp out here ok.

Not giving out contacts anymore.

[The Lord]

I have tried telling you guys the virtues of patience.

Why is it that i am largely able to bed the babe on the first date? This includes professionals, retail assistants etc.

DIA is not for Singaporeans. The girls there prefer caucasians.

Also i make sure that more or less i have reached the stage where i can fuck them on 1st date and then i meet them

Really... i have no time to meet them and court them.

Ofcourse these girls love being courted.

Better still bring their friends along

I tell you guys i never court them or meet their friends.

never

somehow they agree to follow me to a hotel on the first date

i have perfected my art of speaking to them i guess.

Bros texting them is only 5 c....

Pour out your heart to them....

Tell them how much you care about them and for them

Make them feel it and believe it.

Dun be a jerk "Hello can i fuck you tonite?"

Surely they will slap you

[The Lord]

Having said that i am rude to them (the ones i never met) during my texts at times

Yet they never get upset...

i even scold them

i laugh it off or play with words

they believe

so guys there is no hard and fast rule with them

sometimes ignore them... they will come crawling back to suck ur dick....

sometimes scold them.... they will come back and ask you to **** their arse...

all goes with them....

[simble01]

Originally Posted by The Lord

Having said that i am rude to them (the ones i never met) during my texts at times

Yet they never get upset...

i even scold them

i laugh it off or play with words

they believe

so guys there is no hard and fast rule with them

sometimes ignore them... they will come crawling back to suck ur dick....

sometimes scold them.... they will come back and ask you to **** their arse...

all goes with them....

Hi Bro The Lord, totally agree with you. Must be slow and steady not to rush and you will get what u want......

[The Lord]

I mean prepare them for what you want.

Play their own game with them.

They will surrender.

You will get whatever you want

1) Their pussy
2) BJ\
3) BJ with CIM
4) BJ + CIM + swallow
5) Arse rimming
6) Massage
7) Anal

Everything....

Once they surrender ever thing if for you to enjoy

Originally Posted by simble01

Hi Bro The Lord, totally agree with you. Must be slow and steady not to rush and you will get what u want......

[etsys]

Lord: essentially, a lot of guys think maid = pick up phone, tell her to come to H81, and fuck off .. Yeah right .. that's where things go wrong ..

As I told before .. there are maids whom I have to sing song for a month or more .. even though i know through contact she is 'easily open leg' type ..

After all, they are women, treat them nice, to get reward ..

And more than enough time, even when you pass me contact, remember i never whined when the attempt failed ?? (my attempt sometime fail as loose focus .. ) and then again, some contact I pick up here and there, take almost few month before even face to face meet up .. some - sweet talk enough, next day meet up ..

And maids don't mean they can disappear form their home any time .. must patiently wait for weekends .. and sometime two weekend if the maid only one day off every month ..

Ah .. well ..

Maid hunting not for the less patient people ..

[etsys]

and also, passed contact don't always guarantee work .. if work for me don't mean work for you .. some of the fellow member know, filipina, even WL, when it come go GFE, one man meat another man poison ..

So .. don't rush rush and declare that get cheat because my success don't translate to your success ..

And hence, my aversion to not passing contact .. not that i have a lot nowadays .,.

And atleast a couple of member here can vouch when I say, when they send me contact, rather than number collection, I have politely say "thanks but never mind .. as I am not focus enough to complete the 'process' ... "

So .. make sense ??

[The Lord]

Thank you to bro HERO7 for the extraordinary points.

Many thanks and truly appreciated.

[The Lord]

Bro etsys "The original maid killer"

i should agree with you that most of them are the one that easily open leg type.....

Yes most are .... I agree with you again when you say that even if they are so we still gotta sing song to them.....

the wooin process.....

Some bros out here will never understand what that ever means.... So annoying....

i got bros here.... tell me.... oh i call text already no reply....

so what can i do?

if u r not good enough at wooin a girl then that reflects on your skill sets... Not mine....

as for me i am having a jolly good time based on my FRs as you guys can see.

The virgin girl whose hymen i broke it took me almost a year to meet her.... But on the first date i met her .... i broke her cherry.... So there you go... You gotta prepare them for whats in store... Not the come bitch.... i wanna fuck you attitude...

Those who are not into this game please do not even waste your time... Thats why Geylang is preloaded with legal and illegal WLs of all shades and hues.... Easy for you just pay and do it.... So much better than humping an average girl...

Originally Posted by etsys

Lord: essentially, a lot of guys think maid = pick up phone, tell her to come to H81, and fuck off .. Yeah right .. that's where things go wrong ..

As I told before .. there are maids whom I have to sing song for a month or more .. even though i know through contact she is 'easily open leg' type ..

After all, they are women, treat them nice, to get reward ..

And more than enough time, even when you pass me contact, remember i never whined when the attempt failed ?? (my attempt sometime fail as loose focus .. ) and then again, some contact I pick up here and there, take almost few month before even face to face meet up .. some - sweet talk enough, next day meet up ..

And maids don't mean they can disappear form their home any time .. must patiently wait for weekends .. and sometime two weekend if the maid only one day off every month ..

Ah .. well ..

Maid hunting not for the less patient people ..

[The Lord]

Bro well said....

Originally Posted by etsys

and also, passed contact don't always guarantee work .. if work for me don't mean work for you .. some of the fellow member know, filipina, even WL, when it come go GFE, one man meat another man poison ..

So .. don't rush rush and declare that get cheat because my success don't translate to your success ..

And hence, my aversion to not passing contact .. not that i have a lot nowadays .,.

And atleast a couple of member here can vouch when I say, when they send me contact, rather than number collection, I have politely say "thanks but never mind .. as I am not focus enough to complete the 'process' ... "

So .. make sense ??

[The Lord]

Guys wont believe it picked up a china girl (nurse) and a malay (unemployed) online.

Anyway did meet my GF today.

She finally believes that i really like her.

i am bringing her to pinay land soon.

Taking good care of her.

young bird la about 25 y of age.

Good fuck. Allows CIM + Swallow

And since i take good care of her she goes the distance with me...

Not the geylang factory type sex....

Real good sex...

[The Lord]

got a pinay who needs to be F'D this Sunday.

Unfortunately im not free.

[The Lord]

Guys who sleep with them.... Please use condoms at all times...

There was this Bitch i met last week ... Retail asst. Slightly chubby.

Swore i was her first date in Spore

Insisted i fuck her without condom

Better sense prevailed

Despite the heat of the moment i wore my clothes, shoes, trudged downstairs to get a pack of condoms and then rammed her.

I then texted her again. The bitch had not even saved my no.

Told her i am a white man.

She was freaking desperate to meet me after that.

I asked her if she had fucked anyone before

Can you believe it. She repeated the story. I am new to spore... u will be my first guy here. i concentrate on my work. never fuck anyone before

etc

Who cares

i enjoyed her and have shared her no with some bros out here.