Searching for a cocktail pick to poke my lychee. :p (In need of a fling/FB.)

[Desmo916]

This thread reminds me of hybrid cars...raving about new tech found in the lychee martini....heavily accessorized with sophistication and labels...and attracting a sizeable following of various genres.

I must be old. I see no pick to poke no lychee in my martini.

Take care missus.

[alcws79]

Originally Posted by lychee-martini

Alright, pardon my humourous thread title. I am simply in need of a gentleman who can be my activity partner.

I just need someone who I can share my life with. Not being romantic or such. I mean to say someone who is not just an FB; but also a friend I can wine and dine with, have intelligent conversations with, and I might(?) get zapped for saying this- go shopping with. It's just that I have so much free time!!! I could do with some company.

A self-introduction
I am 23, chinese, above-average to good-looking depending on subjective male opinion, above average height- in between 1.65m-1.7m, 34-24-34 in vital statistics, small C/D cup, quite toned but still curvy, rather fair, rather slim. I have long curly/wavy black hair, no tattoos, no weird piercings. I don't smoke, drink quite abit, am well-groomed, very horny/wild, ETC.

Basically, I like to believe I am quite alright looks-wise but I know I'm no supermodel. Appearance is truly subjective and a matter of preference. One man's meat is another man's poison, as often quoted around here.

Criteria

1. -Chinese male
2. -Above 1.7m (I love to wear heels and may end up taller.)
3. -Age 26 and above
4. -Average-looking and above
5. -Toned/Fit
6. -Skilled lover
7. -Gentlemanly/Caring
8. -Will be there for me when I need him. (Not unreasonable-beck-and-call type but more of reachable-during-emergencies type.)
9. -Will gladly buy me a pair of nice shoes every month. (If you feel I don't deserve it at any point in time, I will pay out of my own pocket.)
10. -Must fulfill all above criteria.

I ask for alot and take alot because I also have much to give. My logic is that it makes no sense to go lower than what I already have. My FB's are mostly rich playboys... but they're all busy and some are real dickheads. I just want an experienced player who can charm me.

I know someone will definitely say something like: "You think what?! You golden cunt/CB/abalone ah?" OR "School holidays! Must be another joker!" OR "If really so pretty why cannot find outside?"
The reason why I post here is that any agenda/motive can be openly declared and laid bare, unlike in the real world where there's so much hesitation and doubt because you're not sure what the other party wants/is thinking; which is why I am making it clear right here, rather than going to some club and ending up with with a ONS.

Interested parties please PM me or send an email to [email protected] with as much detail about yourself as possible and kindly attach a recent picture of yourself. NPNT! (No picture, no talk!) Thank you.

p/s If you do not fulfill half the criteria, please don't bother trying your luck. Sorry, just being realistic.

Nicely written scouting advertisement. This is mine...

1. -Malaysian Chinese male
2. -1.86m
3. -Age 30
4. -Average-looking and above
5. -Not toned but definitely fit
6. -Skilled lover - had a handful of compliments but no complains so far
7. -Wouldn't call myself a gentleman but polite and caring..
8. -This really depends as i am a frequent traveller on the job. When i am in the country, I would gladly be available.
9. -A pair a month is a simple thing to ask.. brand really depends on the quality of the end product.

I am a single man, taking flight in my career and relationships just doesn't fit into my schedule. A platonic relationship with minimal expectations is just what i need. I have a few and they eventually demand more and more of my time... If we could stick to just the above criterias, i am all game.

[joe.kill]

this is one of the most interesting thread ive read in sbf..miss martini ure sure a very classy lady with good command of english and all i can say is that she is sure a good catch...all the best to u ma'am...

will be following this thread rather closely....love the way she put down her sentences...

[robi_boy]

Miss Martini,

I just emailed you.

[lychee-martini]

I have found someone, for real. At LONG last. You know who you are. I certainly hope he is the right one and yes, bro threebears couldn't have put it more aptly ET succinctly.

I actually rejected alot of people despite them fulfilling criteria and being willing to buy me shoes. Main reason is that if I don't feel any spectacular chemistry, I would not take anything. If I can't give him something in return, then I cannot accept a man giving me so much. Louboutins are SGD1000 and above. That's not anywhere near "easily affordable" unless you earn five beautiful figures every month with an obscene bonus to boot. I don't think I can have it on my conscience to take advantage of anyone. It's just not my style. Unless it is my birthday or X'mas then I see absolutely no reason to refuse!

Nothing like a shiny black pair of YSL stilettos in red christmas stockings!

Yves Saint Laurent - US - Strappy Sandal in Black Patent - Sandals

Oh, are they not sheer beauty? You would not expect them to be comfy but try-on's at the boutique proves contrary. Unfortunately, by the time X'mas arrives, these would be gone forever! *depressed*

[block11]

Originally Posted by lychee-martini

I have found someone, for real. At LONG last. You know who you are. I certainly hope he is the right one and yes, bro threebears couldn't have put it more aptly ET succinctly.
....

Nothing like a shiny black pair of YSL stilettos in red christmas stockings!

Yves Saint Laurent - US - Strappy Sandal in Black Patent - Sandals

congrats sis... i hope your new relationship is happy, exciting and sustainable

btw, nice stilettos. its a killer! i always wondered how comfy such a thing can really be. haha... since you've posted it here, maybe you'll have an early xmas this year. all the best

[all4great2]

Congrats on finally finding your 'cock'tail ...

Let me know if u ever downgrade to Bata shoes ok

[Ktsg]

isnt there a myth saying that if a guy buys shoe for his partner, she will run away?

[lychee-martini]

Originally Posted by all4great2

Congrats on finally finding your 'cock'tail ...

Let me know if u ever downgrade to Bata shoes ok

Sorry bro, probably never. Makes no sense to go lower when you can get higher. If you can have chio bu, why go for a chui bu?

[calvinlau]

Hie...I'm Calvin..newbie here..Would you still wish to know me as fren? Can i add u in MSN?

[MillerV]

Aiyah .... Late to the party ... seems like this thread is closing.....
Anyway Congratz Lychee Martini =) God Speed.

Come to shoes. Much prefer this one le
Alma at Jimmy Choo

But why r u depressed? Your Lychee gonna get it for you this month =)

[=LatexDolly=]

Nice shoes!

[lychee-martini]

Originally Posted by MillerV

Aiyah .... Late to the party ... seems like this thread is closing.....
Anyway Congratz Lychee Martini =) God Speed.

Come to shoes. Much prefer this one le
Alma at Jimmy Choo

But why r u depressed? Your Lychee gonna get it for you this month =)

Nono, like I have mentioned. I will never take from a man what I do not deserve. I have not done anything much for him as yet... and so we must not assume or decide anything. Whatever happens is personal. I will not speak more of it.

Also, you got it wrong. I am the lychee. You do mean my cocktail pick? But really, let us not label a great guy with a silly alias... As for me, I have no choice but to accept everyone calling me Lychee because I wouldn't reveal my name.

Jimmy Choo's image does not appeal to me. YSL can do sexy AND classy. If not YSL, I would say Christian Louboutin. Shameful isn't it? A shoe collector without a quintessential pair of Loub's!

A pair I have been trying to acquire for a long time but can never find in my size:
Christian Louboutin|Pigalle 120 patent pumps|NET-A-PORTER.COM

Ahhh.... Fills me up with feelings of desire and admiration when I look at it. It's PURE SEX.


Miss =LatexDolly= awake as well? Yes, they are nice indeed! Thanks.

[MillerV]

now this looks much better than YSL.

[jonny_chan]

i think i'm what you may be lookg for. drop me a line [email protected] cheers