Accept credit cards

[joew2005]

Originally Posted by woail2

OKT Boon used to be able to issue receipt under different "activities", such as car maintenance etc instead of words like 'fuck chicken" .
The address in the receipt will also not show "geylang" lah, which will surely set the tongues wagging throughout the whole company, spread by the san-gu-lok-po accountant, if the sales guy is dumb enough not to check on the details before submitting the claim.

Anyway, any bro doing sales job facing difficulty with claiming back chicken bills, you may contact Ah Boon when he starts up shop again in lorong 14. He is very resourceful in this area.

hello woail2,u could be thinking that tis is a smart suggestion, but ira also not stupid. neither is the finance dept of the company ... if wat u said abt the okt is TRUE.

[PabloEscobar]

Hahahaha, credit cards

[woail2]

Originally Posted by joew2005

hello woail2,u could be thinking that tis is a smart suggestion, but ira also not stupid. neither is the finance dept of the company ... if wat u said abt the okt is TRUE.

actually it is really very easy to get around it lah, if ever OKTs are more creative like the Chinese, PRC Chinese I mean.
In China, OKTs normally will have liaisons with restaurants as well. So they issue fa-piao (invoice) stating it is for food & beverages, which are legally valid documents.
But we are just too honest to do such a thing lah, after having been transformed by successful system of governance for decades.

[joew2005]

hello woail2, 聪明就好 ... 不要假聪明
what u mentioned r nothing new.
if u 1 2 shiok but don't 1 2 pay,the best go pcc yrself.
天外有天,山外有山

[woail2]

hahaha, bro Joe, u sound like a boss of a big auditing firm who gets infuriated by people cheating on company accounts eh?

BTW, I always pay out from own pocket in cash lah. I dont cheat my own company money. Mian Kia. Professionalism is upheld.

I am merely exploring ideas with some bros in this thread on how not to use cash but credit card to pay for chicken meal lah. The subject of professionalism, code of ethics, honesty etc has never crossed my mind. I am in here to get some fun out of talking cock, sharing our fun together.

BTW, I throw a serious question. Which of the two guys below is more guilty than the other:
a) A salesman is caught by his company accountant for filing a claim of $150 chicken bill.
b) A husband who is caught by his wife/family for screwing a chicken in GL.

If you are not married, then above questions are not relevant lah.

If you are married, then your answer and mine should be the same lah, that the salesman and the husband are all 半斤八两, equally bad。
So if I catch my salesman cheating my company of $150 by presenting me with a GL receipt, I tend to forgive him, and just tell him gently bring me more sales.

The morale of my story is that we have two faces. When we are in GL, in this website, we expose our dark side, i.e. we are all selfish scumbags, sinners & fuckers, screwing somebody's young unfortunate daughters from poor family background, something which we pray will never ever happen to our own families. So we dont want to be hypocritical by displaying our gentle side, trying to show that whatever we write in this forum has values, justice, truth, righteuosness, professionalism, whatever. Black is black, white is white. Very clear distinction between the two.

There was a bro in another post who commented strongly about my 无厘头 writings, and so I explained to him using the same logic above. As long we continue to sin, fucking others daughters at their misfortune, we better just pretend keh-si-keh-siao, enjoy the sex, talk cock and hide ourselves in the dark side of the world.

No bad feelings bro. Lets enjoy bonking till we drop dead.

Originally Posted by joew2005

hello woail2, 聪明就好 ... 不要假聪明
what u mentioned r nothing new.
if u 1 2 shiok but don't 1 2 pay,the best go pcc yrself.
天外有天,山外有山

[SamTras]

I can imagine him receiving the statement end of the month, wonder what the bank will write

[joew2005]

hello woail2,don't try 2 act smart by suggesting all these.
They r not new ideas explored by u ...
u sound like a guy tat tries veri hard 2 get attention here ... by acting smart.
no 1 here is acting like a saint ..... i only see 1 tat is acting smart.

[lihaojunn]

Originally Posted by Tarmar

Hi Any info which house accept credit cards ?

How about having the houses tie up with banks and offer you interest free instalments when charge to your credit card? Juz like wat many retails are offfering. LOL!

[woail2]

ok, ok, bro Joe, I am sorry for irking u so much with my 无厘头postings. Pls accept my apology.

This is what I am, the other dark side of me, obnoxious, nasty, talking talk & nonsense, discussing how to cheat on accounts, mixing lies, true lies, false lies, truth, half truth, whatever, all together. It is a great stress relief mental excursion for me, after going all the stressful & serious issues in work.

When I die, Hell King Giam Lo Ong will send me straight to hell for burning. And he will burn my dick only, so that I will be a dickless ghost wandering around in hell, suffering in pain, being punishment for cheating on my wife so many times........................

and I will be saying hello to many dickless cheongsters also in hell.:

Originally Posted by joew2005

hello woail2,don't try 2 act smart by suggesting all these.
They r not new ideas explored by u ...
u sound like a guy tat tries veri hard 2 get attention here ... by acting smart.
no 1 here is acting like a saint ..... i only see 1 tat is acting smart.

[joew2005]

hello woail2,u think u so clever tat u 指桑罵槐 other wouldn't knw.

anyway,where ever u go u only need 2 face yr own conscience.
u r 2-faced ... with treacherous intent.

wat is the diff betw true lies & false lies ?

when 1 tries 2 hard 2 deceive others,he is in fact deceiving himself & confusing himself along the way.

[hoosdathu]

frequent bonker points, anyone?

[Luna]

Originally Posted by hoosdathu

frequent bonker points, anyone?

Ha... i ever wonder why bank never install one atm at L18 for convenience sake. They can install outside RWS and ask people not to get addicted in gambling but chionging.....

[Alejandro88]

Originally Posted by Luna

Ha... i ever wonder why bank never install one atm at L18 for convenience sake. They can install outside RWS and ask people not to get addicted in gambling but chionging.....

The nearest POSB ATM in GL is opposite Aljunied MRT.

[joew2005]

understand tat the gambling tax rate in SG will be abt 15% for mass market & 5% for V.I.P. players, who deposit more than the Singapore equivalent of $72,000 to play in private salons.

so it makes sense 4 banks & the authority 2 allow atms 2 be install near the casino entrances.

jz 4 info, the gambling tax rate in Nevada is abt 6.75%, New Jersey 8%, Pennsylvania 56%, Macao 39% & Malaysia abt 28%.

[Ma0Ma0]

Originally Posted by Alejandro88

The nearest POSB ATM in GL is opposite Aljunied MRT.

got one POSB ATM at L24 inside petrol station too