Every visit to a TN or HC is a Stealth Mission

[rogerpenis]

Not worried so much about being seen going in / out as that can be controlled somewhat by choice of place and timing.

Main issues are the phone call whilst otherwise engaged ("Why you never pick up your call") - usually state up from that got all afternoon meeting etc etc, or the lingering perfume / smell / etc (shower at HC never seems to get rid of) - have to ensure get home early to shower again.

Any bros got any other advice on how to cover up.........

[MoonBlaze]

Switch off phone during the session. If someone question later, say that

1)batt flat
2)handphone faulty, sometime auto switch off
3)Drop handphone earlier, cannot switch but now ok.
4)Switch off handphone cos some idiot kept calling despite telling that there is not such person
5)No reception in certain area.

If you need to leave your phone on and did not pick up, say that

1)the phone never rings, had similar complaint from your fren who also tried calling
2)left it in silent mode cos attending meeting.
3)left it on table while rushing to a meeting.

With regards to smell,

1)it would be a lot easier if you are a smoker or simply cover yourself with tobacco smoke and said that you had met up with a group of smoker frens.
2)Get another set of clothing
3)Gon for a swim in chlorinated pool and it will leave you with just chlorine smell.

Some of the above can only be used once.

Hope it helps..

[brs_worid]

I use to worry about the smell of the soap and all....its best to go home before MOHA appears....either that...keep using the same perfume so when you come home use alittle of the same perfume to cover other smells....
For the swimming pool trick, I never thought of that....maybe thats why I see so many men go swimming alone nowdays..hehe...


As for HPs...its always best to turn it to silent....cause you will not have to worry while having your massage...if not , your whole massage will get ruin..because you keep thinking of who the call is from or you will keep thinking of an excuse and you will never get to enjoy your session. If you keep it in silent, you can return the call once you're done...when you can concentrate better....if during the massage...all your blood not at the correct head...later say the wrong thing. Also....when you got out with MOHA, once in a while leave the phone in the car....then she will know that you have the tendency to forget your phone...so next time if you say...arh..I left my phone in the car...it will be easier for her to believe you. Once in awhile complain also...about your stupid phone..always off by itself....eheh...

[teraterm55]

for me, usually i will just put it on silent, and when asked, just say in a meeting cannot answer phone. but i will call back straight after the session and make sure its near some road. then say. meeting over waiting for taxi.
For people who drive can say walking to car park.

as for the smell, i have this pack of HONG-YU. the mentol medicated medicine.
I usually apply on top of my clothing. you will smell like you had a very bad day and just need to rest. hahahahhaa.

plus if one of your aunty or uncle or wife's friend saw you coming out of the shop, can just say. was not feeling well, neck pain or head (small head hahaha) pain, so went for massage in hope to relief the pain, then say "Cant you smell the Hong-Yu" hahahahha work everytime.

[hottie111]

Originally Posted by teraterm55

for me, usually i will just put it on silent, and when asked, just say in a meeting cannot answer phone. but i will call back straight after the session and make sure its near some road. then say. meeting over waiting for taxi.
For people who drive can say walking to car park.

as for the smell, i have this pack of HONG-YU. the mentol medicated medicine.
I usually apply on top of my clothing. you will smell like you had a very bad day and just need to rest. hahahahhaa.

plus if one of your aunty or uncle or wife's friend saw you coming out of the shop, can just say. was not feeling well, neck pain or head (small head hahaha) pain, so went for massage in hope to relief the pain, then say "Cant you smell the Hong-Yu" hahahahha work everytime.

Great idea - I believe with so many brothers out here, the sellers for these Hong Yu will be really happy! My advice would really to know your timing and your MOHA. Plan a course of action man - like choosing the day that you can be back early from work to take a shower to wipe off the smell before your wife can get close to you. If your minister is a full time minister at home,you hae a greater challenge, my suggestion go to a nearby swimming pool/place with shower, shower and go back home.