Searching for a cocktail pick to poke my lychee. :p (In need of a fling/FB.)

[ralfhero]

Wow this is cool. I totally dun fit ...guess camping for me haha.

[KinJioKar]

Originally Posted by lychee-martini

Alright, pardon my humourous thread title. I am simply in need of a gentleman who can be my activity partner.

I just need someone who I can share my life with. Not being romantic or such. I mean to say someone who is not just an FB; but also a friend I can wine and dine with, have intelligent conversations with, and I might(?) get zapped for saying this- go shopping with. It's just that I have so much free time!!! I could do with some company.

A self-introduction
I am 23, chinese, above-average to good-looking depending on subjective male opinion, above average height- in between 1.65m-1.7m, 34-24-34 in vital statistics, small C/D cup, quite toned but still curvy, rather fair, rather slim. I have long curly/wavy black hair, no tattoos, no weird piercings. I don't smoke, drink quite abit, am well-groomed, very horny/wild, ETC.

Basically, I like to believe I am quite alright looks-wise but I know I'm no supermodel. Appearance is truly subjective and a matter of preference. One man's meat is another man's poison, as often quoted around here.

Criteria

1. -Chinese male
2. -Above 1.7m (I love to wear heels and may end up taller.)
3. -Age 26 and above
4. -Average-looking and above
5. -Toned/Fit
6. -Skilled lover
7. -Gentlemanly/Caring
8. -Will be there for me when I need him. (Not unreasonable-beck-and-call type but more of reachable-during-emergencies type.)
9. -Will gladly buy me a pair of nice shoes every month. (If you feel I don't deserve it at any point in time, I will pay out of my own pocket.)
10. -Must fulfill all above criteria.

I ask for alot and take alot because I also have much to give. My logic is that it makes no sense to go lower than what I already have. My FB's are mostly rich playboys... but they're all busy and some are real dickheads. I just want an experienced player who can charm me.

I know someone will definitely say something like: "You think what?! You golden cunt/CB/abalone ah?" OR "School holidays! Must be another joker!" OR "If really so pretty why cannot find outside?"
The reason why I post here is that any agenda/motive can be openly declared and laid bare, unlike in the real world where there's so much hesitation and doubt because you're not sure what the other party wants/is thinking; which is why I am making it clear right here, rather than going to some club and ending up with with a ONS.

Interested parties please PM me or send an email to [email protected] with as much detail about yourself as possible and kindly attach a recent picture of yourself. NPNT! (No picture, no talk!) Thank you.

p/s If you do not fulfill half the criteria, please don't bother trying your luck. Sorry, just being realistic.

In the line of interviewing potential candidates, i always hire those who really have what it takes and not just look good on paper. Show us what it takes for you to command these criteria and I am sure you would have no lack of applicants.

[fl_slayer]

Originally Posted by lychee-martini

Alright, pardon my humourous thread title. I am simply in need of a gentleman who can be my activity partner.


p/s If you do not fulfill half the criteria, please don't bother trying your luck. Sorry, just being realistic.[/B]

guess u have been in sbf for some time, cause you know the terms like golden cb , y use a new nick and post?

so wat was your previous nick? you sound so familiar, are a GUY in disguise just trying to make bros here dripping?

am just trying to assume./////

[imaginative]

Originally Posted by lychee-martini

Alright, pardon my humourous thread title. I am simply in need of a gentleman who can be my activity partner.

Interested parties please PM me or send an email to [email protected] with as much detail about yourself as possible and kindly attach a recent picture of yourself. NPNT! (No picture, no talk!) Thank you.

p/s If you do not fulfill half the criteria, please don't bother trying your luck. Sorry, just being realistic.

I just wonder why don't you get yourself a proper boyfriend, since u have are so confident of yourself, instead of finding a FB or "partner" here?

[fl_slayer]

Originally Posted by lychee-martini

Well done, bro Minty Mint! You seem to understand women and shoes and uh... mints? haha.

I personally prefer Giuseppe Zanotti or YSL because I'm kind of flamboyant. But Jimmy Choo is very nice as well!

wat the f#$%^, this type of shoes can cost from $500 to a few thousand singapore dollar.

can bros buy her BATA shoes or make in china heels?

even charles and keith i find it too expensive.good marketing stragies, if you guys dun buy shoes for her or he but can give her cash in exchange if you guys can read between the lines

[Minty Mint]

Please pardon me for my bold interpretation of what kind of men who you hope to meet.

I sincerely would remark it as:

50% Friendship - 30% A relationship with no attachment - 20% Frienefits (FB)

Friendship
Somebody who she can share/engage her problems with but also share many memorable occasions. Basically, lend an ear to.


Relationship
A connection that brings two individuals together with no worries of breaking up. She will also have the freedom of dating other guys. I would say more than a mutual understanding.

But wait, this very tricky. She has criteria too.
Like many local Singapore ladies whom they hope to find one as their future "Mr Right".

Firstly, a true 100% gentleman/boyfriend who could show much caring for her in both physically and mentally. Someone who would stand by her in her hour of needs.

Secondly, Looks! You must be (at least) quite a looker. One who is manly and is aesthetically pleasing. Perhaps, a calm demeanor with appearance - style (She is into fashion) - smart (she prefers intelligent conversations not gossiping about Tom Dick Harry).

Third, White Collar category. You don't have to own ONE°15 Marina or RMYC club membership in order to know her. Reason: Most of her friends are Rich Playboy. What she really wants is somebody who can pamper her (buy her stuffs once awhile), wine and dine.


Frienefits (FB)
Lastly, FB. Rather than just involving with casual sex, "SEX" should be serious or with commitment. Fulfilling her needs and yours. Not just hooker and client type of bonding. Remember! She wants a Skilled Lover.

Above all. Most importantly, be TRUE to her though no strings attachment involved.


My apologies if I had written a wrong analyst about your search posting


Cheers!

[cherrignon]

really interested to see this golden cb...

there is a knife on top of lust, don't let it fall on you and chop off your little bro.

[lychee-martini]

Originally Posted by bonk.explorer

couple of queries on behalf of all bros

1. if only for fling/fb, married can?
2. will u gladly try to limit to one emergency mthly as i would gladly buy u a pair of shoes mthly?
3. y u hv so much free time.
4. if u r looking for a charmer, as they say the good men r all taken or married. certainly gives it a diff flavor. only downside i c is dining in more exclusive places n internet shopping with the odd shopping trip abroad

1. Married, sure, but must be able to draw a clear line. I certainly can.
2. Emergencies i.e. I am stuck at home, really sick and can't get to the doctor's on my own so maybe you send me to the clinic and take care of me for a few hours sort of thing.
3. I am working flexible hours and completing a degree at the same time.
4. I eat anything from hawker to haute cuisine, as long as it tastes good. And yes, I agree. 90% of good men are taken and the rest are too busy working. Internet shopping is fine with me. Don't need to go overseas.

Originally Posted by Colsane

hmmmm....i think i fit all your criteria except tone/fit. I am slim fit rather than muscular fit. If you think this is fine for you, i will send you my photo.

As long as you're fit, it's fine... so do send your picture in. Thanks.

Originally Posted by KinJioKar

Show us what it takes for you to command these criteria and I am sure you would have no lack of applicants.

Have mentioned that I am more than willing to share my pictures with potential candidates.

Originally Posted by fl_slayer

guess u have been in sbf for some time, cause you know the terms like golden cb , y use a new nick and post?
so wat was your previous nick? you sound so familiar, are a GUY in disguise just trying to make bros here dripping?
am just trying to assume.

I've been reading extensively, including the acronyms thread meant for newbies... Thus I understand most of the terms. Am not a guy. Bro raptor can vouch for me because he has seen my pic. Why would I bother to spend so much effort on a bogus thread?!!!

Originally Posted by imaginative

I just wonder why don't you get yourself a proper boyfriend, since u have are so confident of yourself, instead of finding a FB or "partner" here?

Just got out of a bad relationship. Not ready to jump back into one so quickly but still have the need for a man. Proper boyfriend not easy to find. Bro, you find for me la?

[lychee-martini]

Originally Posted by Minty Mint

Please pardon me for my bold interpretation of what kind of men who you hope to meet.

I sincerely would remark it as:

50% Friendship - 30% A relationship with no attachment - 20% Frienefits (FB)

Above all. Most importantly, be TRUE to her though no strings attachment involved.

My apologies if I had written a wrong analyst about your search posting

Cheers!

You're mostly right. But if he still wants variety(other girls), what can I do right? I am not his gf, I have no right to control him. But if he prefers me to have just him and if he can fulfill all my needs, I don't see why I cannot be the one to stay TRUE.

[bonk.explorer]

1. Married, sure, but must be able to draw a clear line. I certainly can.

ur awareness is at least mildly reassuring. as my disapproving buddy always says, 6Fs of dealing with women must be truncated to 3Fs after marriage to avoid the girl giving u a messy end.

before: Find-Follow-Feed-Finger(test water)-Fuck-Forget
after: Find-Fuck-Forget

2. Emergencies i.e. I am stuck at home, really sick and can't get to the doctor's on my own so maybe you send me to the clinic and take care of me for a few hours sort of thing.

this one is kinda tricky. i can even bring the doctor to u, but most pple only need the doctor for the mc, whereas u r not working n dun need mc. sick jus means lots of sleep and u will get well enuf to fuck again. this is where i think our expectations do not meet. i believe fb shd be more of sharing gd times tog (cf bf gotta share both gd n bad times). when each is not feeling up to it, shd just take time out and not waste each other's time; resume merry-making ie fucking when ready again

3. I am working flexible hours and completing a degree at the same time.
4. I eat anything from hawker to haute cuisine, as long as it tastes good. And yes, I agree. 90% of good men are taken and the rest are too busy working. Internet shopping is fine with me. Don't need to go overseas.

eventually, overseas fucktrip is the ultimate best thing my dear. shop eat and fuck nonstop on foreign soil.

overall, i believe u jus wanna hv a friend with special privileges. might be gd to hv more than one. look out for my mail in ur inbox

[lychee-martini]

Originally Posted by bonk.explorer

2. Emergencies i.e. I am stuck at home, really sick and can't get to the doctor's on my own so maybe you send me to the clinic and take care of me for a few hours sort of thing.

this one is kinda tricky. i can even bring the doctor to u, but most pple only need the doctor for the mc, whereas u r not working n dun need mc. sick jus means lots of sleep and u will get well enuf to fuck again. this is where i think our expectations do not meet. i believe fb shd be more of sharing gd times tog (cf bf gotta share both gd n bad times). when each is not feeling up to it, shd just take time out and not waste each other's time; resume merry-making ie fucking when ready again

This part sounds sort of like: only got fuck, no buddy... in the fuck-buddy relationship. Even friends... have to share both good and bad times. If my best friend calls me up to send her to the doc's, I would! Don't even say best friend... normal friend also. Have to say I seldom fall ill but when I do, it's raging high fever and to the extent where I can hardly walk. It's not gonna get better just through sleeping. I don't need an MC but I certainly need MEDICINE. I don't stay with family and they're kinda busy at work. Usually have to drag myself to the hospital and feel so shitty and helpless. Just a simple send-me-to-the-doc's. Really not too difficult isn't it?

[YingYang]

you sound like a decent girl who just lacks of love and attention to some needs. You shouldn't be here.

[mogu]

End of the day, some people can afford to look at her or be her FB. For all others we just sit one corner and look at post bah. Camping here to my reading pleasure. Dun think i can afford to support this activity

[Funky-Kuku]

Just curious, you sound like you can easily get men to queue from changi to jurong for you. Why do you need to find that special someone from here?

[sincity2005]

i fit all your criteria & more actually. Just emailed you with attachment.