Gers Are Still Gers

[_AXL_]

Originally Posted by suteerak1099

the only reply i have to offer is "the fridge dont have anything"... "there's no stall here selling anything"

that will only piss them to say "dont u know what i like to drink/eat???" which is exactly the last thing u would think of... thank the heavens for the marketing guys behind the 2 new drinks, but fortunately, my present OC is not like that...

[suteerak1099]

Originally Posted by _AXL_

that will only piss them to say "dont u know what i like to drink/eat???" which is exactly the last thing u would think of... thank the heavens for the marketing guys behind the 2 new drinks, but fortunately, my present OC is not like that...

the irony is, they're always leaving the ends open, which to me i find is an entrapment. its like telling you to play football on a pitch laidened with well concealed anti-personnel mines.

indeed, i'm quite thankful that they decided to market those 2 drinks. then again, it may eventually backfire even if we did get them either of the 2 drinks. why??? she'd still deal the fatal blow "u think this is a joke? u dunno what i like to drink?!"

on the contrary, a gal of another nationality who's alien to these new drinks would most likely laugh it off in amusement. better still... may even find the gesture endearing.

[OceanEleven]

Originally Posted by _AXL_

thank the heavens for the marketing guys behind the 2 new drinks, but fortunately, my present OC is not like that...

For once, we know what to buy when we ask them what they wanna drink.

[AmericanExpress]

wow this is such an old thread hope i can contribute shortly after reading slowly

whats that old phrase? (cant live with women cant live without them)

[monster.cookie]

I am praying for product extension.

Anything and whatever should be extended to food, movies, recreational places. In fact they should add more product lines with names like 随便 and 不知道.

We can all rejoice after that

[OceanEleven]

Originally Posted by monster.cookie

I am praying for product extension.
Anything and whatever should be extended to food, movies, recreational places. In fact they should add more product lines with names like 随便 and 不知道.

We can all rejoice after that

Easier said than done, dude. Let's pray hard together.

[_AXL_]

Originally Posted by suteerak1099

the irony is, they're always leaving the ends open, which to me i find is an entrapment. its like telling you to play football on a pitch laidened with well concealed anti-personnel mines.

indeed, i'm quite thankful that they decided to market those 2 drinks. then again, it may eventually backfire even if we did get them either of the 2 drinks. why??? she'd still deal the fatal blow "u think this is a joke? u dunno what i like to drink?!"

on the contrary, a gal of another nationality who's alien to these new drinks would most likely laugh it off in amusement. better still... may even find the gesture endearing.

ironic that when we bring them out, they insist on ending with a quarrel by dealing fatal blows. normally, i will know unless my gf always change the drinks she likes. well, there is always this other choice:- instead of playing footy on a minefield, we can always choose not to play...

i m trying not to generalise about girls of other nationalities liao... but my gf knows exactly what she wants everytime, so lesser trouble. her sister, on the other hand, does not but always trust me on my choices for her whenever we r out. guess my choices should be ok for her sis cos she still likes to go out with us. oh, they r koreans.

Originally Posted by OceanEleven

For once, we know what to buy when we ask them what they wanna drink.

been quite some time since i have seen u back at your own prestigious thread, eh? like i said, the drink is marketed by men who know us men with problematic/undecided gfs or with gfs looking for a quarrel...

as for product extension, good opportunity there actually. but the genius who came up with a pub called "anywhere" (dont think it is still around, maybe caused too many breakups...) should be given a marketing award, IMHO... kekeke...

[man13utd13]

me: wat u wanna have for dinner
her: anything
me: than dont eat,only got drinks call anything dont have food call anything
her: ok i wanna eat ....

sometimes you need to throw the freaking ball into their hands in order to get things done and most of the time i thorw the ball into their freaking hands,only time i dare to take issues in my own hands is after a really good screw given by me to them(after that they happy anything also can)

the other way to do things will be sned her a sms 4hours in advance and tell her
"you go decide for dinner wat you wanna eat,if not later i make the decisions you dont come and kpkb"
normally that works for me really fine...

i mean life already so full of decisions to make,still must decide wat to eat meh?

[OceanEleven]

Originally Posted by _AXL_

been quite some time since i have seen u back at your own prestigious thread, eh? like i said, the drink is marketed by men who know us men with problematic/undecided gfs or with gfs looking for a quarrel...

Been busy fighting with the angel and devil inside me for the most trival matters. Likewise like you, succumb to the entrapment of life, walking in the shadows of lust, desire, battling with moral and ethics, treading on outside the rules of relationship.

[_AXL_]

Originally Posted by OceanEleven

Been busy fighting with the angel and devil inside me for the most trival matters. Likewise like you, succumb to the entrapment of life, walking in the shadows of lust, desire, battling with moral and ethics, treading on outside the rules of relationship.

haha... r u terming yours good or bad luck???

for me, i was at the crossroads of my life, cursing the heavens for bestowing me with mostly materialistic girls for almost all my life and when i finally found really good one, whom i feel i dont really deserve, he got me another into my life to make it a living hell!!!

i was blaming providence for a while for my dilemma until i realised that i was the only one to blame cos like u, i betrayed the trust of my OC and violated the rules of engagement. end of the day, this thread is actually a good avenue for me to explore another side of the argument...

that is... maybe there is nothing wrong with the girls afterall!!! at least not the ones i have met!!! here i was, blessed with an immaculate girl, she is everything i could ever ask for, but yet still have another on the side till i was contemplating the possibility of giving my OC up at one point. what was i thinking???

bros here may argue that my 2 ladies r not sgreans and thus i was "lucky" in that sense. maybe i m, maybe i m not... but i have recently seen sg women standing by their men when the shit hits the fan!!! thus causing me to fully understand one thing... it doesnt matter if the wife is around when times r good, they r the ones for life if they r determined to stick with u when times r really, really bad!!! to those women out there who have done that or r still doing that, my salutations to u!

[pulchritudinous]

Originally Posted by man13utd13

i mean life already so full of decisions to make,still must decide wat to eat meh?

u hav to tell her eat to live not live to eat

[chickenzip]

UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND


Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate Housewife


Reply:
Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download
Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another
Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support

[red-perrier]

Originally Posted by chickenzip

.............. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support

in order to maintain & optimize Husband 1.0 should also run daily updates for programmes like sexylingrie v7.8, hotraunchysex v5.1.2, bbbj v6.9

[gun6969]

basically - girls know what they want, usually. They just don't want to tell, cos they expect their bf to be able to READ THEIR MIND. Irritating, i know, it's something you have to get used to and just have to slowly decipher what she wants. Or decide for her lor - then maybe next time, she'd tell you what she wants.

[suteerak1099]

Originally Posted by gun6969

basically - girls know what they want, usually. They just don't want to tell, cos they expect their bf to be able to READ THEIR MIND. Irritating, i know, it's something you have to get used to and just have to slowly decipher what she wants. Or decide for her lor - then maybe next time, she'd tell you what she wants.

u decide for her, u might get hell from her after that, or if not, u're just wasting the $, cos she'd say she cant finish it, bt eventually she orders something else.