Attention all ladies, i am 34 this year and Horny

[huhu123]

Originally Posted by arjunalee

As Mr. Power Tan already mentioned... People usually jealous with the power of SEH because they secretly admire and fall in love with it, they wish they can have it but they cant...

Wow now its happened to duckie.. Someone really admire duckie power of QUACK..

I would like to thank you Mr. Power tan, to make all this happen. Its all tribute goes to POWERTAN thread... The thread successfully making Arjunalee the duckie to shine with his power QUACK!!! Thank you ah ma, ah gong, papa, mama, SBF friends... Thank you thank you... and once again Thank you Mr.PowerTan...

morning duckie...me and durian chasing after u to roast u hehehehehe

[<<totally>>]

Originally Posted by huhu123

morning duckie...me and durian chasing after u to roast u hehehehehe

Bro huhu, this is for you only so you need not chased. What is the order? If I happened to have it, you get what you want.

[Bigbluebird]

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[PowerTAN_P_W]

Originally Posted by arjunalee

As Mr. Power Tan already mentioned... People usually jealous with the power of SEH because they secretly admire and fall in love with it, they wish they can have it but they cant...

Wow now its happened to duckie.. Someone really admire duckie power of QUACK..

I would like to thank you Mr. Power tan, to make all this happen. Its all tribute goes to POWERTAN thread... The thread successfully making Arjunalee the duckie to shine with his power QUACK!!! Thank you ah ma, ah gong, papa, mama, SBF friends... Thank you thank you... and once again Thank you Mr.PowerTan...

this is exactly the reason why i have never failed to say 'You Won't Know What It Means To Be Number One Unless You Know Power Tan'.

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[<<totally>>]

Originally Posted by PowerTAN_P_W

this is exactly the reason why i have never failed to say 'You Won't Know What It Means To Be Number One Unless You Know Power Tan'.

Rgds,
Ah Wee

thanks for telling me that. A doubt that makes me wonder why you up for awareness. Hehe.

[fabiannl95]

lol bro stick to your hand as your buddy la

[<<totally>>]

Originally Posted by <<totally>>

thanks for telling me that. A doubt that makes me wonder why you up for awareness. Hehe.

Unable to call any balls? How come someone with so much "seh" is so free to "up for awareness". The nicks that posted in that thread consists of 4 clones, 1 troll, members of their team and myself. Maybe too much "seh" til one forgets to keep its tail. Bbbbbump it up!

[PowerTAN_P_W]

Originally Posted by Bigbluebird

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when u overheard ladies talking about the type of guy they want, you know they are all talking about Power Tan.

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[HCKing]

Originally Posted by PowerTAN_P_W

when u overheard ladies talking about the type of guy they want, you know they are all talking about Power Tan.

Rgds,
Ah Wee

so free ah power tan? neber go up yr ah gua thread in HWZ forum?

[PowerTAN_P_W]

Originally Posted by HCKing

so free ah power tan? neber go up yr ah gua thread in HWZ forum?

the world needs to know about Power Tan but needs to know about my 'seh' even more.

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[HCKing]

Originally Posted by PowerTAN_P_W

the world needs to know about Power Tan but needs to know about my 'seh' even more.

Rgds,
Ah Wee

ya lah jin wu seh lah u. faster go hollywood ask them to make a new superhero movie of u.

[PowerTAN_P_W]

whenever you see a girl looking affectionately at someone, you know it's none other than Power Tan.

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[PowerTAN_P_W]

it's a great day for hokkienguy as he has been shortlisted for an air-steward interview. dressed in his best clothes and in his best groomed outlook hokkienguy is very confident of taking the prize job. as he starts bragging about his credentials with the interviewer, he never fails to emphasize his professionalism and experience as a popular ex-male escort in order to impress.

as the interviewer is pretty much impressed and convinced by hokkienguy's interview performance, out of a sudden hokkienguy let out a very loud fart, which is followed by a series of equally loud farts. couldn't believe what he has seen, the interviewer's smiling face immediately turns black and asks: 'what's the matter with u? can't you even control your own fart?'

hokkienguy wasted no time to explain:'pardon me but this is expected to happen if you are required to service 5 male clients a day, everyday. i am certain it will not affect my performance as an air-steward. when can i expect a call from you?'

the interviewer looks at him blankly and replies: 'Oh sure, we will definitely call you in the events we need someone to change the restroom's handwash to soaps.'

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[PowerTAN_P_W]

if ever one wishes to go back in time

back to when he is young

you know he has just witnessed the 'seh' of Power Tan

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[PowerTAN_P_W]

Originally Posted by MrStyleKing

Why not go Changi Village and let the fags poke your arse many times?? This way you will feel MORE POWER!!!! WOOOOHOOOO

It's a hot, sunny morning. MrStyleKing is out prowling at one of his sponsor's food stall trying to find out the public response to his famous food blog.

The food stall is surprising quiet even at lunch time. After waiting for some time MrStyleKing finally sees a well-dressed old man ordering his food. He wasted no time to approach the old man and asks 'Excuse me, are you here because you have read my most famous food blog?'

The old man gives a blank look at him and ignores.

MrStyleKing asks again 'Excuse me, i am sure you have heard of me, MrStyleKing, the number one food blogger right?'

The old man continues to eat his food without giving an answer.

MrStyleKing asks again 'Sorry but if you have not visited my food blog please start reading it now to know more fantastic food lobangs'

The old man stops eating suddenly and replies 'Cut it out faggot, for fuck i wanna visit your food blog when i know you even got your ass fucked in a sex forum?'

Rgds,
Ah Wee