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#136
14-09-2012, 03:26 PM
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Boy to lady: why was uncle lying on you last night?
lady: he was checking my temperature. Boy: did he get it right? I saw the thermometer leaking 
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#137
14-09-2012, 07:51 PM
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 KEEP EM CUMMING. 
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Sharing is a name , cheonging is the game.
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#138
14-09-2012, 08:00 PM
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Sharing is a name , cheonging is the game.
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#139
15-09-2012, 12:39 AM
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#140
15-09-2012, 12:41 AM
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#141
15-09-2012, 07:35 PM
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All bros,
Appreciated that posted & shared the joke stories recently....damm funny after read...all became " laughing Gor " Here is my simple FR: Last week one of the weekday , okt text me again, got new cars arrived...so went to take a look few cars...same venue...opposite KFC there. PRC type Age:22 Skin: fair Boobs : small type 4/10 Body: small size (petite type) Face : cute Bbbj : 6/10 Attitude : quite friendly but had few phone calls coming while screwing, spoilt the mood Styles: she likes doggy , moaning loudly...don't real or not Damage :1.80 Extra info, Another car is only 19yrs....too young for me... she gave me local contact, anyone intested, can pm me.
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#142
16-09-2012, 12:33 AM
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hi bandofbro..plz check your pm...today i got 1 damm bad experience....i went to massage nearby tambun...the girl damm hot....never seen such a gorgeous gal in massage centre..but the girl tricked me...after the massage sesion finished ..left another 10 mins for batin..she started do batin for me..she asked me to pay first..okloh...i paid first ...suddenly the clocked ringed..times up..the girl said to me to cum fast fat..i said how can like that...then she said...polis is coomin to raid and ushered me out of room without completing my climaks...when i go down i saw nobody there...holy shit..i'm ain't goin there anymore...fucked up ..
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#143
16-09-2012, 12:37 AM
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pv ..review...
thai name :fann Age:24 Skin: fair malay type Boobs : small type 4/10 Body: small size (petite type) Face : cute Bbbj : 7/10 Attitude : very friendly...never rushed..massage some-more...shy type.. Styles: all position...once i carried her and fucked..looks like she enjoyed it.. Damage :200 tips 20
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#145
16-09-2012, 12:56 AM
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Pm me name of the MP..I hv a way to get even wit them..how can he play with my brader raj? N what the heck? Pay first to get HJ? Tell her to fly kite bro..
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#146
16-09-2012, 12:57 AM
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#148
16-09-2012, 01:41 AM
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Some times,many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt
married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them. Yours sincerely, Crock O. Schitt. .
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#149
16-09-2012, 01:42 AM
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A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.” The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”
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#150
16-09-2012, 01:43 AM
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone
on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if yo u like it that much. "WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2012 models. I saw one I really liked. "MAN: "How much? "WOMAN: "£65,000. "MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options. "WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £950,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer £900,000. "WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you! "MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone knows whose phone this is?"
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