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Old 13-11-2024, 10:31 AM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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No1: A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep. The next day their driver died of poisoning. ********
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No2: A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked his Dad why. He answered, "so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum." ********
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No3: A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said "sir. you are my witness you know I never wear panties!"
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No4: Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old catches them. "What are you doing?" Asks the son. Father: "I’m putting petrol in your Mom." Son: " Which means Mom’s engine is consuming too much petrol, cause Uncle Pedro, just filled her tank yesterday evening!" Mother fainted!!!!
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No5: A man went to the pub with his wife. When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife & whispered, "You must DEMAND cash before sex, I know him he doesn't pay. ********🍼🎱

No6: An 8 year old boy is accused of rape. In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, "Your Honour see this, can he rape* with this tiny tot?"The boy whispers, "Don't shake it, we'll lose the case!" ********
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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I up you but says no power, how come eh ? I thought 50 got power ?
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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No4: Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old catches them. "What are you doing?" Asks the son. Father: "I’m putting petrol in your Mom." Son: " Which means Mom’s engine is consuming too much petrol, cause Uncle Pedro, just filled her tank yesterday evening!" Mother fainted!!!!
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Hahahhaaa nice one bro!
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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Nice jokes...

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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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