Events In CP

[tchad88]

Originally Posted by prcsytlover

.. I will keep for coffin for u. Dun worry..

To those bros who have pm-ed me asking how Jabba looks like, well I am sorry. I have asked him to post his pic in this forum but it appears our Tuko Jabba the Hut have become quite modest of late. Yes, very much out of character. We all know how thick-skinned and brazen he is.

Anyways, I did the next best thing. I scoured around for a few pics of obese blokes, and ran it by a few veteran cheongsters who know Jabba. By concensus they pick one that closely resembles Jabba. I will post this pic in a few minutes.

So Jabs, sorry. You were given the chance. But I think you will be happy with the pic. It shows you in a most complimentary manner.

[tchad88]

Originally Posted by prcsytlover

. .. I will keep for coffin for u. Dun worry..

Prcsytlover aka Jabba the Hut aka Tuko, wishing readers
''Merry Xmas and A Very Happy New Year''


(The beard is fake, but the body is real)


Jabs, still waiting for you to confirm your weight is 125kg. Alright, alright, don't get narky, give or take a few kgs, ok?

[prcsytlover]

Originally Posted by tchad88

To those bros who have pm-ed me asking how Jabba looks like, well I am sorry. I have asked him to post his pic in this forum but it appears our Tuko Jabba the Hut have become quite modest of late. Yes, very much out of character. We all know how thick-skinned and brazen he is.

Anyways, I did the next best thing. I scoured around for a few pics of obese blokes, and ran it by a few veteran cheongsters who know Jabba. By concensus they pick one that closely resembles Jabba. I will post this pic in a few minutes.

So Jabs, sorry. You were given the chance. But I think you will be happy with the pic. It shows you in a most complimentary manner.

A few veteran cheongters who know me?

U put their nick out loh.. If not how to prove what u posting is truth..

I know u feel inferior in front of me cause I'm richer than u, bonk more gals than u.. U got a sad life.. I get it.. And poking fun at me maybe can give u some sense of satisfaction. Poor soul...

Merry Xmas to u.. Haha

I'm in cp bonking now! Oh ya..

[tchad88]

Originally Posted by prcsytlover

A few veteran cheongters who know me?

U put their nick out loh.. If not how to prove what u posting is truth..

I know u feel inferior in front of me cause I'm richer than u, bonk more gals than u.. U got a sad life.. I get it.. And poking fun at me maybe can give u some sense of satisfaction. Poor soul...

Merry Xmas to u.. Haha

I'm in cp bonking now! Oh ya..

Jabs, how come when you quoted my post, you deleted your pic? U embarrassed about your own pic ah?

Haha Jabs you have licked your wounds and now you are back. Good good. Now we can have some fun. The laughing stock of CP cheonging community is back!

Jabs, with a body like that, how can anyone feel inferior to you? It's nigh impossible.

Were the senior bros wrong about that pic resembling you? Why do you always ask for proof when you do not deny it in the first place? Too shy ah? You very well know thats exactly how your 125kg lump of lard looks like. If it was not, any average person will straight up declare he does not look like that.

You know Jabs, you should thank me. For making you famous. Punters are asking me who is this ridiculous guy with tuko face n lumps of lard. Just post a pic of your handsome self lah Tuko.

[HFIC]

To all bros in SBF, Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year!

[UFO60]

Originally Posted by jameschong1

or how u kanlang throw $$$ to massage chicks in cp, dg etc etc & now no balls to go there anymore as the china girls fuck u useless no $$$.

hahaha, just finished xmas party in CP and have time to toy with this hamkachan jameschong. last week was patroling near Kallang Airport area and saw a loud mother fucker being chased by a PRC whore ..after a little investigate n found out this dickhead refused to pay the whore after the deed. fyi this idiot is none other than our forum pest here littlepok jameschong. wahahahaha !!!

[demarco]

Merry Christmas Every1

[jameschong1]

[QUOTE=UFO60;8269953]hahaha, just finished xmas party in CP and have time to toy with this hamkachan jameschong.
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bro-in-law, merry christmas to u.
your sis (my wife) say u have not pay her nov $500 house allowance.
but u hamjachan got $$$ to cheong cp?
anyway peace upon u bro-in-law.
thanks for smelling my ass eveywhere bro-in-law.
make sure u don't kena knock down by lorry in cp hor, if not u still owe my wife $500 hor
merry xmas to u bro-in-law

[jameschong1]

[QUOTE=UFO60;8269953]hahaha, just finished xmas party in CP and have time to toy
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UFO, on Xmas Day, I say tolong to u, stop following my asshole everywhere.
sorry lah - i did not take care of your sister properly.
sorry lah, ro in law, sorry lah, limpeh scare of u following my ass everywhere.
sorry bro in law, peace upon u.
now that i sat sorry to u & your sister, UFO = U can Fuck Off liao!
merry christmas in cp
pss: rememeber u still owe your wife nov allowance $500 hor

[UFO60]

[QUOTE=jameschong1;8271332]

Originally Posted by UFO60

hahaha, just finished xmas party in CP and have time to toy
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UFO, on Xmas Day, I say tolong to u, stop following my asshole everywhere.
sorry lah - i did not take care of your sister properly.
sorry lah, ro in law, sorry lah, limpeh scare of u following my ass everywhere.
sorry bro in law, peace upon u.
now that i sat sorry to u & your sister, UFO = U can Fuck Off liao!
merry christmas in cp
pss: rememeber u still owe your wife nov allowance $500 hor

on this festive day I will accept ur apology on behaf of all the ppl you had disturb before.

your wife though aint my sister I do give allowance as I fuck her occasionally but tell her she such a lousy fuck she just perfect for asshole like u. stay away from this thread and I wont thrush my baton up your ass anymore.

[jameschong1]

Originally Posted by UFO60

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stay away from this thread and I wont thrush my baton up your ass anymore.

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who the fuck do u think u own this website? bankrupt security guard talk big, earn less than tiong kok kia & banglas & still yaya ask people to stay away when u dun even own this site!
UFO = u want war? buay kian siao! phew! UFO = U Fuck Off yourself! phew!
no wonder even your cp kakis phew on u behind your back= buay kian sieow! phew!

[jameschong1]

[QUOTE=UFO60;8271659]

Originally Posted by jameschong1

stay away from this thread and I wont thrush my baton up your ass anymore.

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u got so big balls to act on behalg of others?
u own this site to tell others to stay away?
buy kian seow! tiu lei lo mo chow hei!

[lky123]

Hi
Making my 1st trip to CP next week
Any bros out there from 5-12 jan
PM me ..
We can go recee n cheong together.......

[KLYM]

Originally Posted by 香香很烦

Sauna u may try Walter or huihua. Book from the agent.
Bbs, u may follow kens car.. At ard2pm. He's assistant will bring u ard.
May suit u as u want a gal at 3pm. Quality wise. Normally young. No other comments.

Join a mix k. Option of soft drinks since u don't drink.
Then get a gal to finish the soft drink with u b4 u proceed.

Cheers,
Xxhf

Hi Bro,
What's a mix k ?

[KLYM]

Hi bros,
I'll be going to CP alone for a few days. Is there any KTV with bar counter? I'm thinking of just choosing the girls and bringing back to my hotel room for the night without having to open a KTV room since I'll be alone.

Advice greatly appreciated. Thanks.