Hanoi

[Peridot62]

Originally Posted by vtecgoh

Hi all brudders,

is there any happenings at Heritage Hotel ( Halong) and Sunway Hotel ( Hanoi) eg: massage... and roughly wat are the damages? tried searching on both hotels but no avail leh...

Heritage Hotel, yes. there a massage place at the 5 flr. a couple of rm n the door hv big glass opening. From outside u can see what happen inside. There a stream n sauna rm. Gal r quite young n will ask for USD50but bargain down to V200K for the HJ, wonder is too X. Massage is USD10.

Will be going to Hanoi on the 7 to 8 May n HCM on the 9 to 11 May.

[peterpan123]

Hi all,
M going Hanoi for first time from 27 Apr to 30 Apr. Any brudders going up there pls contact me...

I will respond immediately, thanks
peterpan

[ThunderPriest]

Originally Posted by dan0526

Hi bro
Then the car stopped outside a club called "Chicgall" or something like that. Later realised its more or less a Japanese club. Once walked in around 20 over gals will formed 2 rows, bounce and greet you, quite similiar to those in China (err..communist countries all like that? )
Cheers

The place you're talking about is Hanoi Chagall, over at 68 Nguyen Du. It's further down the street from the Halle Club (incidentally, I would recommend AVOIDING Halle club; quite a bit of a rip off joint, that. The waitresses will come to your table, and without asking, will open beer in front of you and charge you).

Chagall is pretty much a "lonely hearts" club for Japs expats. They come, chit chat with the girl, and nothing happens. You need to sian the girl and all depends on kung fu. Was there last night, did manage to sian my "companion", met for lunch today and had a bit of slap and tickle with a promise of "more" after she finishes her shift today.

[dan0526]

Originally Posted by ThunderPriest

The place you're talking about is Hanoi Chagall, over at 68 Nguyen Du. It's further down the street from the Halle Club (incidentally, I would recommend AVOIDING Halle club; quite a bit of a rip off joint, that. The waitresses will come to your table, and without asking, will open beer in front of you and charge you).

Chagall is pretty much a "lonely hearts" club for Japs expats. They come, chit chat with the girl, and nothing happens. You need to sian the girl and all depends on kung fu. Was there last night, did manage to sian my "companion", met for lunch today and had a bit of slap and tickle with a promise of "more" after she finishes her shift today.

Yes, was in Chagall in Feb. Jap joint, gals not bad, can speak english well, and didn manage to sian the gal as boss around too. On company account so oki but not suitable for sg, as mostly we prefer action.

[vtecgoh]

Originally Posted by Peridot62

Heritage Hotel, yes. there a massage place at the 5 flr. a couple of rm n the door hv big glass opening. From outside u can see what happen inside. There a stream n sauna rm. Gal r quite young n will ask for USD50but bargain down to V200K for the HJ, wonder is too X. Massage is USD10.

Will be going to Hanoi on the 7 to 8 May n HCM on the 9 to 11 May.

Huh? V200k only? that is around sgd $20 only as compare to usd 50? by the way, do they communicate in english? wat about sunway hotel? no happenings there ar?

[deptrai4u]

Originally Posted by ThunderPriest

The place you're talking about is Hanoi Chagall, over at 68 Nguyen Du. It's further down the street from the Halle Club (incidentally, I would recommend AVOIDING Halle club; quite a bit of a rip off joint, that. The waitresses will come to your table, and without asking, will open beer in front of you and charge you).

Chagall is pretty much a "lonely hearts" club for Japs expats. They come, chit chat with the girl, and nothing happens. You need to sian the girl and all depends on kung fu. Was there last night, did manage to sian my "companion", met for lunch today and had a bit of slap and tickle with a promise of "more" after she finishes her shift today.

Have we met? ;-)

[Botarbolampar]

Hi bros,

Day 1:

Too bad didn't meet up with any bros this trip. Some were busy & some went out of Hanoi. But I would like to thanks all bros who have contributed information of Hanoi in this SBF especially bro deptrai. It's easy for us who have not been to Hanoi.

Arrived in Hanoi via Tiger Air on 22/04 around 7pm local time together with 3 of my golf kaki. Headed straight to gals friendly Au Co Hotel (small hotel with only about 15 rooms) in West lake Tay Ho Dist. near to Sheraton Hotel. The reason why we book this hotel is because it's nearer to my friend office and most importantly, gals friendly. It comes with a clean and nice toilet, 25 mins to airport and 7 mins to Central & Hoan Kien Lake area. Where you can do all your shopping there. The address: 19 Au Co Road.




Hanoi is different from HCMC. The way they speak, the accent are also different.People there are so polite and nice. Southern people also but in a different way. Sometime they don’t even understand one another.

Basically Hanoi is surrounded by few Lakes and have 3 main areas. Lake side area on top, Central & Old Quarter areas right below. A small city & town area which is pretty easy to go about.

The 3 main areas in Hanoi:

1. Right on top is the Lake Side Area:
West Lake (Ho Tay Dist)
Truc Bach Lake
Sofitel Plaza Hotel
Sheraton Hotel
Nutz Bar (Below Sheraton hotel)
Sunny Hotel
BBBJ Joint (Cat Toc Nam Thu Gian)
Quan Chien Beo (owner was a hotel chef trained in Hainan Island before he started this shop)
Chicken farm
Expressway between Sheraton and Sofitel
Massage Thang Loi Hotel
Massage La Thanh Hotel

2. Below on the left side is Central Area:
Giang Vo Exhibition Hall
Hanoi Hotel KTV
Daewoo Hotel KTV
Fortuna Hotel Boss KTV
Lakeside KTV
Sakura Massage
123 Thai Ha KTV
Thuy Linh Restaurant
Cha ca thang long

3. Below on the right side is Old Quarter Area:
Galaxy Hotel
Hoan Kiem Lake
Ho Guom Xanh Bar
Hanoi Railway Station
New Century Disco
Melia Hotel
Myway Lounge Bar
17 Saloon Bar
Hale Club
Nhat Thong Karaoke
Local KTV at Lu Van Huu

To be continued......................

Cheers

[Botarbolampar]

Day 1 part 2 .....................

Once we check into the hotel, we took a army trained shower (1,2,3 get out) hahaha... 30 mins dinner at Quan Chien Beo just across the street of our hotel with 5 mins walk down south. I remembered we order some hot dogs, beef, vege, bread & pork. The hot dogs & beef was very nice. Just a stone throw to Sheraton hotel & West Lake.



Hohoho... thereafter cheong Hanoi KTV (10 mins away from our dinner place) @ 8D Giang Vo Road Ba Dinh Dist. Next to Giang Vo Lake & near the Giang Vo Exhibition area. Because we were late, arrived around 9.45pm, not many girls to select. (I was told, big KTV in Hanoi like Boss & Hanoi KTV every night full house) Hanoi KTV (2nd big in Hanoi) comes with about 150 gals and maybe about 20+ rooms and a stage & dancing area with Live band.

Mummy brought in about 40 left over gals, not much choices, so each one of us took 2 gals to karaoke and drink Chivas together. My gals nos: 145 name Huong & 226 Lan both not bad but I personally prefer Ah Huong SYT (PM me i have her HP nos) We didn't tar-pow for the night, cos we proceed to Nutz place basement of Sheraton Hotel. It was pretty quite and nothing happening so we change course to New century disco (full house) near Hoen Kim Lake @ 10 Trang Thi Street, to try if we could pick up some gals there. But unfortunately non of us found any suitable gals n quickly phone our Hanoi KTV gals to see if they're available for the night. Oh my god....... too bad, gals in demand in Hanoi (lesson learnt) all our gals taken away. Decide now or regret later. Hahaha all of us went back hotel D.I.Y. for our virgin night.

Cheers

[Botarbolampar]

Day 2.......

B.T.W. last night damage total to be divided by 4: Makan & Taxi Vnd$180,000 KTV US$200 & gals tips US$20 each (no tar-pow)

It tough sleeping alone, kekeke................9am meet at the 6th flr coffee house of our hotel for FREE breakfast. All arrows was pointing at me for not finding them gals last night. Quick breakfast (cause nothing to feedback about gals, which we normally share during breakfast session, whenever we travel to cheong)

Walk down south on the right turn about 15 mins slow walk to Thang Loi Hotel @ 200 Yen Phu Street Tay Ho Dist Tel: 84-4 8294211 for our Virgin massage in Hanoi. hahaha.......

The recep quoted us Vnd$150k for massage??????????????? We act as a old bird and pay them only Vnd70k for massage. (thanks to the info we gather from SBF again, thanks bros) All of us got SYT to molest our virgin body in Hanoi. Hahaha..... cos last night we D.I.Y. It was fun with all the playful gals but the problem is 1 chicken 1 duck conversation. Cos non of us could speak tieng viet. (we suggested to take up Viet language courses when we return) The gals continued to molest us and ask if we want to massage our kekeke... You guys should know what i mean right. Only 1 of my friend agreed and the rest of us prefer to keep our bullets for the night.

Damage: Vnd50k for the tips (massage only)

After massage, we walk down the street of Yen Phu and reach a local restaurant 15 Yen Phu St called Bia Hoi for local lunch. We notice that all the customers were serve beer while eating lunch. (something unusual) We got problem ordering our food, cos 1 chicken & 1 duck problem again. So agar agar point here point there and there we go for a quick lunch. (total damage Vnd100k) dirt cheap, with vege, fried chicken, fried pork & soup.

Took a cab to Hoan Kiem Lake for window shopping (b.t.w. only take Hanoi logo cab, other company cab the meter jump extra fast) about 1.30pm we proceed to a local KTV at 20 Le Van Huu (thanks again, recommended by bro here) reached there 1.30pm wow so early we start to cheong. A man brought us in (like a old shop house) go upstair 2nd flr. We check with him for the prices and gals there. Again Chicken & duck problem. finally only saw 4 so so gals and we dare not expect much from this kind of joint. Order our Heniken beer, drink and TCSS for about 3 hrs, damage Vnd660k & tips for the gals Vnd50k.



5pm we took a cab to Thai Ha wanted to try the Thuy Linh restaurant @ 12 Thai Ha St. When we arrived there, shock to see that it wasn't a restaurant but a Hi-fi shop. Walk around asking for direction but could not find it so we give up. Walk up and down Thai Ha St, we found a small shop selling (fried tung hoon with tow gay) looks good, we sat down and start eating tung hoon for our dinner. aaaaa very nice lor. Hahaha....... eat dare not spend, go KTV pay & pay tips like no body business.



Tung hoon shop call Mien Luon at 42 Thai Ha St.

To be continued..........

Cheers

[Botarbolampar]

Day 2 evening........
After dinner, we walk to 123 KTV (Thai Ha KTV) 5 mins away from where we were. Much bigger than 20 Le Van Huu. As usual, order beer & gals to see. Each one of us took one and start merry & party for the night. The gals there were playful, but honestly not our cup of tea. 2 hrs of fun there (damage Vnd400k gals tips Vnd100k) and we proceed to Boss KTV @ fortuna hotel 6B Lang Ha, Ba Dinh Tel: 84-4 8313333 ext 6611. Mummuy Hang sexy & chio.

We were there at 8pm, wow...... many many SYT to select for the night. Each of us took 2 SYT gals............... (no: 62 name forgot) can't remember the other nos. Ordered Chivas, started singing & drinking again. Honestly all drunk. (started drinking since 1.30pm) When I'm tipsy, I can sing viet song (Xin Loi Tinh Yeu by Dam Vinh Hung) I can't speak viet but when tipsy dare to sing viet song. My friends, mummy & gals were like....wow lau, this guy like real. But anyway, we're there to enjoy and be happy right............(damage US$300) Tar-pow gals back US$60 ST.

Went for supper at a small shop, Nha Hang Duy Hai (name of rest.) 13 Tong Duy Tan. They specialise in black chicken soup. Huuuu.... unbelievable shiok man. Cos we need some tonic man. Very nice chicken soup.

Back to hotel room, pet talk, shower together and action.........................till 3.30am

Tar-pow gals
Name: Forgot (tipsy)
Look: SYT CFM 7/10
Body: C cup, nice boobs 6/10 (small size gal)
Attitude: In KTV 8/10 In hotel 6/10 no GF feeling
BBBJ: 9/10 gooooooood
FJ: 7/10 SOP
HJ: No time for that
RTF: I don't believe in this

Cheers

[Botarbolampar]

Day 3

Meet at hotel coffee house 8am for breakfast and de-briefing for last night gals. Only 1 of my friend said his 9/10 overall & surely RTF. (too long to write) The rest of us 7/10 overall rating. RTF no way, so many to fish who cares.

10am driver came, proceed for our golf at Chi Linh Star Golf & Country Club. Nice beautiful course. Overall rating 8/10. Narrow back 9 holes.



Chi Linh SGCC have the best & well groom caddy. They can really read putting lines and distances. we enjoy the game and a tiring day afterall.

6pm back to hotel. We meet up again at 7pm for dinner. Tonight going to 14 Thi Sach karaoke Nhat Thong, so why not we look for food at nearby Ba Trieu Street, where they serve Asean food. Unfortunately could not find the place, which was at 53 Ba Trieu Street. (it's a bicycle shop) So we walk round the corner and end up eating at a rest. nearby. Van Long Restaurant (viet food) luckily the waitress speaks abit of english. Address: 65 Ham Long, Hoan Kiem. Tel: 84-4 8263426. Class & looks ex but damage only Vnd213k.
We ordered some viet food and just feel the stomach lor.

Ahhhhh. since it's near Thi Sach, just walk n turn right turn left n turn right again. We arrived at Nhan Thong Karaoke 14 Thi Sach where they really have good sound system as stated in the SBF. Took 2 gals each, stay for 2hrs, proceed back to Hanoi KTV again. (2nd time)

9.30pm reach there, sorry hor....... no more room. we sat at the main hall where we enjoy the live band and singers performance. Mummy came with about 30 gals. Dark & dim, agar agar took 1 SYT with big boobs. Of all places, she came from Saigon. I was telling myself, WTF come all the way to the north and cheong, selected a gal from the south. (blame myself for not asking mummy). About half an hour, mummy got us a room, went in, order drink and start party again. (funny thing is, in Hanoi KTV, they don't put our Chivas on the table but in a paper bag next to our table) We enjoy ourselves, and kind of like this place. I'm somewhat an entertainer, when come to KTV. Did the finger magic trick, show the guys & gays my 10 fingers, nothing there. Took a piece of tissue on my left hand, the next min, tissue gone. Took a lighted cigar, put it in between the hole of my hand. The cigar disappeared infront of them. Wow the gals were so excited that they almost torn my shirt n pants looking for both the items. Tar-pow back all the gals. Had supper at the coffee house outside. BTW Hanoi hotel coffee house also serves very good chinese food for supper. We ate there till 1.30am n back to hotel for bonking.

Hotel room action starts:

Gal's name: Linh (nos: forgot)
Attitude: 8/10 in KTV 5/10 in hotel room
Body: 7/10 20yrs SYT
BBBJ: 6/10
FJ: 5/10 rushing to go home
HJ: never try
RTF: forget it (JC so many)

Cheers

[Botarbolampar]

Day 4......

De-briefing during our breakfast at 9am. Non ou enjoy the gals except the same guy who say good. (maybe to him, a hole is a hole, no matter young or old. Hahaha.... just joking)

Had lunch at 248 Nghi Tam. Viet local rest. lots of office working class were there eating too. Ordered the wrong food, non of us enjoy it. So we call it for the day without finishing the steamboat fish that we ordered. Paid for the bill and move on to play golf.

We were so lucky that our friend could slot us in to play golf at Van Tri Golf Club. A brand new club, just open few weeks ago. @ Kim No Commune, Dong An Dist. 30 mins away from our hotel. Tee off at 2pm, beautiful weather like golfing in china. The caddy there carry a measuring meter to measure the distance between the ball to the pin. Very accurate measuring equipment. I'm sure all good golfer will love it. As usual, rushing to finish the game and looking forward for the 19th holes.

Back to hotel at 6.30pm, took a quick shower and headed for our dinner at "Cha Ca Thang Long" 21 Duong Thanh, Tel: 84-8 245115 It's a local dish originated from Hanoi (HCMC so big, only 2 rest selling it) Fish that were already season in the kitchen. A gas burner and a wok was place on our table and the waitress will cook for us right in front. We mixed it with some green vege, mee hoon (i think call cha) onion, chilly and chin-ca-ro. Very nice n tasty. We love it.



But the best thing for the night was, we met this Saigon Beer Promoter and i managed to get her HP nos and bonk her. It was very exciting, cause she could not speak english. I used body language to connect her. Everytime when she was serving us, i took out my mobile phone and show it to her pointing at her jean pocket where she kept her phone. Finally, she wrote her nos on a piece of paper and passed it to me, without my friends knowing it. We maintained eyes contact during my dinner and i contacted her the next day before we leave Hanoi.


Saigon Beer Promoter Photo.

Next, follow by Boss KTV again. But, this time round, I'm trying another formula. Told the mummy that i'm looking for those unwanted left over gals for the night. Better still, if she haven't had any booking for the past 1 month. In a while, mummy brought me this girl & I Tar-pow her back.

Name: Linh
Nos: I don't u guys will be interested to know
Age: Looks 27 but she say 23
Look: You'll never want to take a 2nd look
Body: C cup, big size with tummy 36-33-35 appx.
BBBJ: Unbelieveable, she's experience 9/10
FJ: Wow................fxxking gooooooooooood 9/10
RTF: Confirmed NO

Cheers

[Botarbolampar]

Day 5........our last day

Meet for breakfast de-briefing. Blaa...........blaa..........blaa........

I could not wait to meet my Saigon Beer Promoter. The best thing is i could not speak viet but can sms simple viet messages. I sms her at 10am to ask if she's free and not working today. Cos we're going home today, and hope to meet up with her. She reply in viet, i don't understand. Went down to the hotel recep, ask her to help me to call the girl and date her out. Btw, her name is Thuy. She agreed to meet me in my hotel at 11am. Wow..... i'm so excited about it. Waited for her at the lobby. She came in her motor bike, i hope on and boom we went for a bike rounding of Hanoi city. Ended up in a Cafe to try the viet cafe. Good n thick coffee. I told her i need to go airport by 5pm and she called her friend to inform the work place that she's on MC today. Hahaha....... hohoho. Booooom back to hotel for a quickee.Bonk bonk bonk......... Long time never have this kind of feeling liao. (GF feeling).

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In fact, during lunch, she called her best friend along. Just in case my friend need one GF.



But unfortunately, my friend not keen.

They brought us for lunch at 1 Hang Manh Dac Kim I for Bun-Cha-Nem. Tasty pork, mee hoon and viet fried spring roll. Cheap n good.

To be continue...........

Cheers

[Botarbolampar]

An hour before we missed our flight back home. Had my last bonk and a happy man.



Occupation: Saigon Beer Promoter
Name: Thuy
Age: 20 SYT
Look: CFM look
Body: B-C cup 34/24/35
BJ: Don't know how to do
HJ: Never try
FJ: 9/10
RTF: No way, can't get too emotionally involved
Damage: US$50 (she did not ask for it)

Had our last coffee after lunch in Ho Tay west lake area one of the cafe facing the lake. She called a 3rd friend to come along. But we had no time for anything. Said good bye (tam biet) to her and booooom she went off on her bike.



If only we stay one more day. Mayby can try orgy partyman. hehehe

Hope u guys like my Hanoi Fr. Too bad didn't meet up with bro deptrai n& mild 7. both out of town.

Hanoi, hanoi will be back again. Next cheong trip will be in China CP around Mid May.

Cheers

[Botarbolampar]

Ahh......... forgot to add additional information provided by one of the KTV gal n friend in Hanoi.

1) Lakeside KTV just reopen but not many gals.
2) Daewoo KTV with only 30 gals but all very sexy, tall & model figure.
3) Apocalypse closed shop.
4) Nutz nothing much happening there.
5) Wanted to try Ho Guom Xanh bar but could not find the place.
6) Walk into a few Cat Toc Nam Thu but never try. Not our cup of tea.
7) Thuy Linh restaurant is not at 12 Thai Ha, somewhere in the corner of Thai Ha.
8) No time to try the rest of the place. like 17 saloon, sakura massage etc.
9) Language is the greatest problem in Vietnam, if u don't speak viet.
10) Total damage Hotel, Food, Taxi, Golf, Ktv & Tar-pow US$1300.
11) Overall KTV Boss & Hanoi are still the best (IMO)
12) Food in Hanoi 7/10 (no time to eat, spend too much time on golf & KTV)
13) Gals in Hanoi, 7/10 (too short the trip, to discover jewel in the north)
14) Golf courses 8/10 (challenging & better to glof during winter)

PM me if any bro need any information, I'll try my best to help.

Cheers