[boobyboob]

Hello fellow cheongsters,

I'm 3 weeks into a 5-week stay here in your fine city and would first off like to thank all the bros here for providing so much excellent info that helped turn this Singapore newbie into an RLD mongering machine within a few days.

Broke my Singaporean cherry on Petain with Hong Hong (H02 R09--name taken from the PSL). Noticed her outside in the alley as she was preparing some sort of offering at the altar. She's thin and has a pretty AILF face. Followed her to the room where she told me SGD40 (on the latest S-list we've listed her as a CAT30 girl--either she didn't like me or her price has gone up).

She was a little cold and mechanical at first, but every so often would break out into a smile that made me think she would eventually warm up. No such luck. Gave me the ol' soap-in-the-basin wash. The weird thing was that even though she scrubbed my anus with her hand, when I tried to wash myself with my own hand (using her soap) she kept scolding me and telling me 'No!' in a pretty unfriendly way and slapping my hand. This was not looking good. To make matters worse, she even had the sniffles.

Got on the bed and she kind of scolded me into lying on my back. Again she would pepper these scoldings with weird, near-friendly smiles. HJ barely did anything before she was rushing to put the condom on for CBJ. I asked her to stroke it a little longer so I could get harder which she accomodated in an annoyed manner.

BJ was terrible--really painful with teeth. But I was kind of pissed, so I didn't say anything. For the first time in my life, I was sort of glad there was a condom there. Her attitude and teeth pretty much killed any excitement I had and I started going limp. I decided I'd try to revive the little man by going in, so I flipped her around and started doing her missionary. A couple pumps in, she puts her palm up to my face and pushes my face away. I like having my face in a chick's neck when I'm banging her and this was just the last straw (I realize now that this is SOP in Petain). So I pulled out and have her finish me off with a HJ. She even apologized at the end. Lame.

My first experience in Singapore really was like losing my virginity--not nearly as good as I'd hoped and sort of stiff and awkward.

HONG HONG
H02 R09
CAT 40, Malaysian AILF (50s-ish)
Face: 7/10
Body: 6.5/10 Thin
Boobs: Small/saggy. If you're into older gals (which I am) then 6.5/10
Pussy: 5/10 Only had a few pumps.
Wash: 3/10 What's with the hand slapping? I'm trying to wash myself here.
HJ: 5.5/10 (at least I got hard)
CBJ: 1/10--fucking teeth. OUCH!
FJ: 2/10--Pushing my face away. WTF?
Attitude: 1/10 (1 for the attempted smiles) Hurried, unenthusiastic service.
RTF: No fucking way.

Came back a few days later and went with Mong Peng/Peggy H24 R19. Great fun. Will post later.

Until then--
-The Boob