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Originally Posted by sexster79
Dear All
anyone watched the Incredible Tales last night on Ch 8 at 10.30pm? Yesterday one was about banana spirit. They were saying that you can have free sex by tying your head toe to a banana tree's fruit pulp?
Don't know whether anyone tried before? But I think it is scary right even you can get a free sex session. 
Any comments / experiences/ stories from SBF bros to share? |
Okay, this is a 3rd hand account... told to me by a friend whose cousin did it with a gim jio jia, So I can't vouch for 100% accuracy.
Story goes like this...
This cousin (late 20s then and I don't know his name so let's call him A) heard from his friend that, this small village in Terenganu lives an old crone who is something like an OKN (female OKT) for the banana spirits. It seems that it was free, so he thought, what the fuck, just go lor.
When he followed his friend's instructions, he reached this old kampong with a lot of banana trees. The bananas are also not the yellow type. They are all big and pinkish (phallic symbols?). There are some old trucks going in and out of the village but NONE of them carries any banana as produce to sell.
So, after locating the OKN, he asked her about banana spirits in his fucked-up Melayu. The OKN, although an indigenous Malay, replied in Cantonese that she could help him set up the meeting and led him into a banana grove around a hut beside her house which would serve as a rendezvous place for them.
In the grove, A saw that the bananas were HUGE and, instead of pink, they were almost blood red. The OKN looked around and selected a banana pod for A. She then told A to hold onto the banana pod and think of the girl he wants to satisfy him tonight. A did as he was told and the old crone gave him a piece of red string to put in his mouth, wetting it before tying one end of it around the pod. The other end, the old crone laid it over the window ledge of the hut. She told him that, when A is about to go to sleep that night, he should tie that end of the string around his left big toe.
A asked her why cannot right big toe? What if the guy only got one leg? The OKN told him that if no left leg, then put on left finger. If put on the right, his ass will be screwed instead. As they left the grove, A noticed that there are some pods that have a needle stuck into them. A asked the OKN about those because he heard that some Singaporeans also do that to ask for 4D and TOTO but she said that those are naughty 'girls' and the pins are for telling them who's their 'Mummy'. It's not advisable for layman to do that without a way to safeguard themselves against the spirits. A then asked if he could have this 'way' and the OKN laughed that if he used it, the spirit won't dare to come into his room that night.
Finally, at nightfall, A went to bed and tied the string around his left toe. He waited until he wanted to sleep. It was then when, like a dream but not a dream (something like partial reality) the string started to tug at his feet. He looked at the string and saw beads of banana tree sap travelling on it and dripping onto the floor between the window and the bed. He wanted to get off the bed but felt so lethargic that he couldn't move.
Slowly, he saw this really beautiful girl with perfect breasts and flawless fair skin stood up from the foot of the bed. She was exactly as he imagined her would be, if not better. Basically, even more beautiful than a human being could ever hope to be. And she's totally nude. Other than her long flowing hair, eyebrows and eyelashes, not a speck of hair (not even pussy hair) could be seen on her... just like banana skin without the blotches and dried sap. Her body gave off a natural fresh fragrance of a banana flower.
She was literally floating when she glided to A's side and straddled him. A still couldn't move much but his cock was totally awake and leaking precum already. The spirit pulled his hands up and placed them on her large pert breasts. A said that they were really firm and smooth. It was then that A's hands can finally move. He, of course, didn't want to waste it on just touching her boobs. He quickly fondled all over the banana spirit.
She then asked him in a very strange language that he never heard of before but he understood what she said and she was asking what he'd like her to do for him. A quickly asked for a BBBJ. The spirit slipped her mouth over his rock-hard cock and began slithering her wet and sticky tongue all over it. A said that her saliva was like fresh sap, very thick but not sticky like glue. More like maple syrup which gave the BBBJ even greater sensation. In no time, he CIM and the spirit sucked out every spurt hungrily till it stopped. The BBBJ did not end but continued till A asked for her pussy.
For the lovemaking part, it was only cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. But the feeling of the spirit's pussy was totally different from a normal woman. A described it as a really tight and dry hole. And, although dry, it was also incredibly smooth. The only moisture he could detect was his own and even that quickly disappeared. The strangest part was that, when he was about to cum, he could feel something like a tendril slipping into his pee-hole and sucking out all his semen even before he shot it out. The feeling was so good that he remained hard throughout the night and he could not stop himself humping back this unearthly beautiful creature till he came several times.
It was only when the village cock crowed that the spirit left by gliding gracefully through the window.
Is this the end of the story? Not really. It felt so good that A went back another 2 times. He is now in his early 40s but look like an old man now.
So, it's not free. Basically, the price is about 10 years of your life per night. But I guess, if you're an old man, suicidal or suffering from some incurable diseases like AIDS or advanced cancer, go for it.